Thursday, December 29, 2005

New Years Eve !!!


Yes! the biggest party of the year in 90% of the world has arived!! NEW YEARS EVE!!!!!
Tell us what ur up 2 who your going with!

A few salmons are going to swim down stream to sydney, to the Fatboy slim concert @ bondi..
We can get discounted tickets if anyone is interested, (leave a comment in this topic).

Happy new years where ever you muther fuckers are!!! your all salmons...

Sunday, December 25, 2005

Merry Christmas to all my Salmon Brothers

Twas Christmas day and all through the house,
There was not a sound not even a mouse,
Can't wait for breakfast,
That will be grouse hahah

Bacon, Eggs, Toast and other shit
I could smash a rissole....nah....oh yea, a bit
All my Salmon boys opening their prezzies
While the maggoted ones are still dreaming about lezzies

Christmas has always been a day for giving
And makes us thankful that we are living
But even when countries are plagued with famine
I still only give a fuck about the Salmon

LOVE YA BOYS!!!!!!!!!

MERRY F**KING CHRISTMAS!!

$$Mince$$

Thursday, December 22, 2005

Johnies 21st Cricket Game


The Sound of Leather on Willow
Originally uploaded by Janebug.
If you didn't read the last one... this is an update...

GET YOUR ASSES DOWN TO TERRIGAL HAVEN FOR A CRICKET MATCH... BEER.... IRISH INDIAN THEME..... MORE BEER.... MORE CRICKET.... and MORE BEER!!!

See you all there

BEERY - Saturday night


Cheers
Originally uploaded by Today is a good day.
EVERYONE - After our Cricket Match we are going to cruize down to the beery to sink a few. Its going to be packed so get in early...

Michelle's 21st Pictures



What a night....

I heard everyone ending up in the pool after but unfortunetely there are no pictures of them.

Check them out and make some comments.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/ccsalmon/

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Wilson & Toms 21st PARTY!!


If you are one of the lucky people to get an invite to RYAN WILSON and TOM ROBBINSON'S 21ST BIRTHDAY BASH....

...get in quick and RSVP by either leaving a comment on this post.

If you feel you were somehow forgotten... and chucked a bit of a fit... cried a little.. maybe even contemplated telling us all how you thought...

THEN WOKE UP and just emailed ryanwilson44@hotmail.com and we will send you one out.

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Hellfish!


Hellfish!
Originally uploaded by kokeshi.
You might start to see over the next few months/years/centuries that our links start to grow with more and more crew of friends that wish to have their own blog.

Don't ask why we used the hell fish tatoo featured from the Simpsons but its worked a treat!

If anyone... like I'm talking about.. Dane VE, Mitch Jury, or even Paul BB and the rest... anyone who wants a blog just email me and I will start it up for you...

just include your fish name... Click Here for a list of them

and I will reply with your username and password.... that easy!! DO IT

Monday, December 19, 2005

We are one... but we are many!

Just wanted to make this clear!

The CCS has many members who all have different thoughts on this latest topic of race wars. Some for and some against. Some just want to protect the beach town called Terrigal, some want to just punch some heads in. Some are totally against it all, some will go just to make up the numbers.

Either way the CCS in no way takes responsibility for those who take action/reaction to what is said on this site.

(Editor)

Traygo and Lana going to NZ


Traygo and Lana
Originally uploaded by Central Coast Salmon.
On Tuesday Traygo and Lana leave for New Zealand. We were all under the impression that Traygo had fallen in love with the Australian Culture (in particlular the Central Coast culture) but I'm guessing since they have one way tickets... we are mistaken!! haha

No I am only joking, Traygo has been a great mate to all and will be missed everyday. As will Lana his gorgeous girlfriend who will be making the trip as well. Although she's not looking forward to what she hears is a very smelly country that constantly leaks fumes of sulfer.

Good luck to you both, enjoy! and return sometime soon. xxx

Sunday, December 18, 2005

Terrigal under fire

There are police at every entrance to terrigal doing car searches, I have just been pulled over 3 times in an hour just doing my daily routine. The bastards made me get out of my car in my Thai boxer shorts and spred my legs. This is a bloody out rage i have been violated! I Just checked terrigal out (1:45) not alot is happening. There are a few aussies looking for a fight in a little group of about 15-20 but no sign of any ethnics. I have had word that some are traveling from interstate, so i doubt they would come all the way from melbourne for nothing... Tonight could get ugly, only time will tell.
"In an unprecedented move, Police Commissioner Ken Moroney urged people to stay away from Cronulla, Maroubra and Bondi beaches in Sydney, TERRIGAL!!! on the Central Coast, Nobbys Beach in Newcastle and beaches in Wollongong."
im ryan wilson, Salmon News.

Saturday, December 17, 2005

Johns 21st

There will be a game of cricket and a piss up
happening this Saturday (24th) to celebrate
johns b-day. Get down there around midday,
bringsome beers an esky and the theme is irish
pirates, So basicaly a lepricorn with an eye patch.


Hopfuly we will get the pitch but if not we
will make our own backyard style near the
picnic tables. There will be some snag sangers
so come along and get on bord with the salmon
cricket team!! girls and guys, all are invited!!!
cya there.

100th Post!!

The Central Coast Salmon site has reached a milestone, its 100th post..Thanks to everyone involved for getting it this far, it has expanded more and more people are knowing finding out about it! Big thanks to Lube who has obviously done more than anyone, the travel links are the way the site should be heading. Up the salmon, keep spreading the word about the site!!

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Photo Site up


110_1031
Originally uploaded by Central Coast Salmon.
Flickr is a photo site owned by yahoo. Works really well with blogs and can store shit loads of photos over time.

If you want the password to upload some photos.. email centralcoastsalmon@hotmail.com

Otherwise... check it out and make some comments.

We're Always Open


Hostel door
Originally uploaded by 27.
Us Central Coast Salmon are a very friendly bunch and would like to let everyone know that we are always open to backpackers, tourist, overseas students and other travellers to have short term (sometimes long term) accomadation for anyone.

After recent trips overseas by many of the CCSalmon, some of which who are still over there (Grug you mad dog!) We want to go to more places, more often. To do this we thought the best way to make friends is to offer our hospitality to all that wish to offer theirs in return.

So please - Either click on the links to the right underneith the "Travellers / Tourists" title or simple click the email me button and you can contact us direct.

You will never ever know, if you never ever go!! haha

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

NYE 2005/2006


NYE1
Originally uploaded by Peter Konnecke.
SO WHAT ARE THE PLANS BOYS!!!

I have an offer to get wasted underneith the Bridge (Luna Park Side) which will be cheap and stuff.

What are everyone elses plans.

Thursday, December 08, 2005

Grugs Back Online....

Yeah boys back in england finally got my shiznip together, my new mobie number is ....+447716768215, so feel free to drop me a text or call if u feel the urge, let me know whats goin on in that way downunder country and still number one greatest country in the world that i am proud to call home....
cheers big ears
grugus

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

To my dear friend

Dear Alcohol,

First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. My
friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work
cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around in the holiday's
hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of
endless family gatherings. However, lately I've been wondering about
your intentions.

While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I
feel
that your influence has led to some unwise consequences, briefed below
for your review.

1. Phone calls: While I agree with you that communication is important,
I question the suggestion that any conversation of substance or
necessity takes place after 2 a.m. Why would you make me call those
ex-boyfriends / girlfriends when I know for a fact they do not want to
hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night?

2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal, but why do you suggest
that I eat a taco with chili sauce, along with a big Italian meatball &
some stale chips (washed down with WINE & topped off with a Kit Kat all
after a few cheese curls & chili cheese fries)? I'm an eclectic eater,
but I think you went too far this time.

3. Clumsiness: Unless you're subtly trying to tell me that I need to
do
more yoga to improve my balance, I see NO need to hammer the issue home
by causing me to fall down. It's completely unnecessary, and the black &
blue marks that appear on my body mysteriously the next day is beyond
me. Similarly, it should never take me more than 45 seconds to get the
front door key into the lock.

4. Beer goggles: If I think I may know him/her from somewhere, I most
likely do not. Please do not request that I go over & see if in fact, I
do
actually know that person. The phrase "let's F***" is illegal from now
on. While I may be thinking this, please reinstate the
brain-to-mouth-block that would stop this thought from becoming a
statement, especially in public. Please stop me from talking to the
guy/girl with the crooked teeth; acned-up face; bad breath; beer belly,
etc. Why are they so appealing to me while I'm with you? And why are
they so disgusting to me the next morning after you have worn off??
5. Furthermore: The hangovers have GOT to stop. This is getting
ridiculous. I know a little penance for our previous evening's
debauchery may be in order, but the 3pm hangover immobility is
completely unacceptable. My entire day is shot. I ask that, if the
proper precautions are taken (water, vitamin B, bread products, aspirin)
prior to going to sleep/passing out facedown on the kitchen floor with a
bag of popcorn, the hangover should be minimal & in no way interfere
with my daily activities.

Alcohol, I have enjoyed our friendship for some years now & would like
to ensure that we remain on good terms. You've been the invoker of great
stories, the provocation for much laughter, and the needed companion
when I just don't know what to do with the extra money in my pockets. In
order to continue this friendship, I ask that you carefully review my
grievances above & address them immediately. I will look for an answer
no later than Thursday 3pm (pre-happy hour) on your possible solutions &
hopefully we can continue this fruitful partnership.
Thank you,

From,
Your biggest fan,

Mince

Friday, December 02, 2005

Funny Videos

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Go here and search for=> " dumbest dog " OR " flexible girl"