Grug Checkin In

Well right now all you boys are most likely wiggin off ya tits at Chops and Timmy's 21st....wish i could be there for it! well i tried to post a bloody huge post but i discovered there is a size limit onthese bloggy thingys so i had to split it up! I figured just putting a big post on here and there is easier than emailing all you boys all the time... So i spose your all wondering what the fuck ive been up to.....well it all starts in Rome where we spent 3 nights at a cool hostell full of aussies and americans, we did quite a bit of drinkin and roaming the streets running a muck as you do! Rome is a really cool city, bit dirty but all citys are, there are heaps of old schooll buildings which are awsome! so heres a few pics....

Me out the front of theVatican

The Colloseum

The view of rome from the top of the Vatican

So after Rome we caught the train up to florence, to stay at a place that nick and cookie recomended and it was awsome,up on the hill with a bar looking over the whole city, there is a pic of it. We went out to pisa for the day, not much to see there except for the leaning tower! so heres some pics from florence and pisa...

The view from the bar we stayed at in Florence.

The last 3 nights in italy before we head to germany we spent in Venice, Venice is amazing dont know how longits gunna last with global warming cause the water is already pretty high everywhere! It is a really beatiful city and is amazing how they built it all. Me and jess got the drunkest we got in italy here...we finished a bottle of vodka and a bottle of bicardi between us...pretty solid effort! haha we both spewed out the front of our cabin and then in the morning we complained and said some drunk idiots spewed out the front of our cabin..haha so they gave us a new cabin!!!stoked!!! anyway heres some pics from venice...

I Went, I Drank, I Conquered!!

Well our Italy trip had come to an end but deffinately not the drinking!!! We arrived at Frankfurt airport and met myfriend Sven who I worked with at camp in America, we jumped into his dads brand new BMW and took off down the autobarn at 180 km p/h, its fuckin crazy how fast they drive, and they all have bullshit cars! After a few days at Svens house It was time for Munich and Oktoberfest! Now that was fuckin awsome, imagine the Easter show times it by 5 in size and fill it with tens of thousands of drunk people! the only beer you can by is a glass which is one litre, its so cool, cant reallyremember much so heres some pics...

Me and Jess


Check out the authentic oktoberfest drinking hat!

Quite sloppy after about 8 litres...haha!


Something I found quite funny while in germany was the word for 'exit' is 'ausfahrt' dont know if its just my immaturity comming out but i think its quite amusing! there's big fuckin ausfahrt signs all the way downthe freeway, heres a pic of one, sorry its a bit blury, its kinda hard to get a clear pic doing 180km!!!!

Representing Salmon Worldwide

Not sure if you boys noticed the hat in any of the pics, but i got this beauty made up while i was in the states. Dont worry boys I havnt forgotten my roots!! im wearin this all over the world!!


Anyway boys i better leave it at that, I spose it will keep you boys hapy for a while! Happy 21st to Chops and Timmy wish I could be there for it but I know we'll make up for it when I get home.

Go the swannies!!

Grug signing out....

Dolphin for Sale ???

WTF!!!

http://wheel.blogs.com/ryan/2005/09/want_a_real_liv.html

Tigers Vs Cowboys

The grand final has arived in for the NRL. In this topic pick your team, first try scorer and the score. Who ever gets closest wins.

Rules

First try scorer = 10 points
Pick the score= start with 30 points, for every point you are off each teams final score a point is deducted from the original 30
Pick the team= 10 points
Pick best and fairest= 11 points

5 things to choose guys. Ill have a go first but mix it up a bit, there are alot of good players on the feild!!

Not at trojan hall !!!!

This is for all the spangers who think traygo and timmy's 21st is at the trojan, its not.

A shitload of people think that its at the trojan but if u read my post about it, it said im not sure if its the trojan or not so im telling you mo fo's it aint!!!

it's the rotary hall in terrigal if u go past the b-ball stadium, take a left then keep going and take first left then first left again down a sort of dirt road you can't miss the bugger, in a massive field, cyall there

$$Tom$$

Toms Ultimate Town, maybe coming soon..

Here is a few idea's I thought up when I was Bored for an Ultimate Town maybe I could create it on the coast somewhere.

Ultimate Town (Name Still Pending)

· Free drugs and alcohol (the most obvious but most important for an ultimate town)
· COWS EVERYWHERE!! And Lama’s too
· Clothing optional
· Free connies everywhere
· Shfifty five song as official anthem
· Massive casino/rave/pub/mcdonalds/paintball arena combined into one area in a big field (with cows)
· Lakes as streets (like Venice) except with jetski’s (possibly with paintball guns attached to the front)
· Fireworks show every hour
· Biggest shopping centre in the world that is actually a huge jumping castle some sort of anti-gravity machine

I need some more idea's to make this dream come true so cmon fags think of something good!!

A guy walks into a bar...

.... and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

CHEESEBURGER: $2.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH: $3.50
HANDJOB: $10.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to a meager looking group of men
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you
"I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs
"Yes," she purrs, "I am."
The man replies: "Well, go wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger!"

CCS PARTY TIMMY & TRAYGO'S 21st

Well, Its been a while since there was a post on here so i thought id break the drought and announce the party of the century Timmy & T-Bones 21st this friday night at terrigal, trojan hall i think but if im wrong ill let ya know...

Post if your going... haha sure your not anywayz

$$Tom$$

Wilson is now in Hammo

Wilson and Lenny

Wilson took off to Hammo without telling anyone on Sunday. You can tell by how RED his face is that he is getting good weather. He's coming back next Saturday for Lizzies 21st.

(p.s He doesnt take it up the bum)

David To The Rescue!!!!!!

George Bush's puts in the hard work

When George heard about the storm in N.O. he knew there was something he was supposed to do...

Go FISHING!!!

ROMA

Well....... Rome......Today me and jess successfully located every single fuckin ATM in the entire city of Rome!!! We arrived here this morning with 20 euro, once we got to rome we went to the ATM to get money out and it told us our card were invalid!!!what the fuck.....stranded in Rome with no money.....spent 5 hours wandering around rome looking for more ATM's thinking it was certain banks that didnt except our cards....well noooooooooooo. we later find out that visa's network has crashed and is unavailable throughout the whole of europe!!! doesnt that suck!!! anyway to cut a long story short now im at a hostel smashed and we are going on a pub crawl of Rome.... so il keep you posted.....wish mw luck......
peace out grug and jess
P.S. sorry about the random drunk post
stay classy........salmon

ITS COMING!!!

Thats right boys my birthday bash is nearly here.. If anyone has been trying to ring me my mobile unfortunetely got stolen on Saturday night but I will still have the same number as soon as OPTUS gets their fucking act into gear.

For anyone that missed out on an invite just meet us in Terrigal later as I'm sure with the AFL final on that day that everyone will be out. For all the boys, if you want some free piss get there early around 5-6.

I'm soooo fucking keeen!! If anyone has some cool tunes to bring along, be sure to remember!!

See ya all there...

Lube 04114 307 91

Grug In The Land of The Bloody Poms!!!!

Thats right for those of you who dont know im in London, sick of the bloody poms already especially seein as they are beating us in the cricket....whats goin on there??? anyway ive been here for a week now and i dont really like it, all its good for is goin out and drinking! but its really expensive. Its great to finally see Jess! we go to italy in 2 weeks for 8 days and then to germany for Octeberfest!!! yes thats right the biggest beer festival in the world....cant wait. Anyway heres a pic to keep everyone happy...



Oh and did I mention I went to Ney York on my way out of the USA I was only there for the day but i went into time square and that is awsome.....

Anyway ive gotta run but so everyone knows i have a mobile that you can call or text....wait for it.... the number is................... +447871797701 so I better hear from some of you chumps!!!

Go the mighty panthers!!!!! win it for me boys....

peace out

Grug

The Biggest Dealer in Sydney

Me yes thats right ME, tom, the official laziest bastard on earth now has a job.

Im now the biggest dealer in sydney!!! (cards not drugs)

I start dealer school this saturday and will be doing it 8am-4pm saturday to wednesday for the next 3 week so wednesday largo is now my friday. Actually i managed to get 2 job offers in one day, about 2 hours after i got off the phone to star city i got another call from woolworths who wanted me as a forkie for their new distribution centre but im obviously going with star city. Me and wilson will be moving to sydney eventually which should be awesome though we'd come back to the coast heaps on the weekends. So come down to the casino one night and ill deal you up!!!

Ultimate Fathers day gift!!

I say stuff the old man, I want one for myself!!

The Rising Cock

Since Nick and Cookie cant afford to waste time putting pics on the website I thought I would. Just got off MSN to Vroylk who said he is in Lagos, Portugal. Having the time of his life. Check out the place their staying http://www.risingcock.com

Terrigal Avoca Panthers into the GRAND FINAL!!

Terrigal Avoca Panthers have beaten second placed Newcastle by in excess of 100 points. The close to 2 ton Flogging of Newcastle came through the skill and the "never give up attitude" from Mat Cilia (a fellow CCS). Mat was high on no-dose the whole game, maybe that explained why he had to keep comeing off to put deep heat on his legs???? Mat and the boys are in the Grand Final so we are going to get on the piss and make a day of it. It will be up at Newcastle, ill drive unless someone else isnt drinking. But ive got a case and my doubble esky chair ready to go!! Who is keen?? and does this clash with any 21sts get back to me boys!!! wilson...

The truth hurts

The funny thing is I found this on a asian website, taking the piss out of themselves.

Thanks Lana and Traygo

We had a great Saturday night this week. Lana and Traygo had us over for a feast for kings.

Not sure what was in that food but everyone was off their head after it all digested. Running around getting all deep and meaningful, smoking too many cigaretts and some other intoxicating substance. All this and its still only 11:40.

We had so much food left over we starting ringing friends to come over and finnish it off. Must do it again sometime soon.

Nick and Cookie update

whats up everybody,
havent written a groupie in a while so ill give the lowdown on whats going on with our travels. Well we have seen most of italy and i gotta say it was pretty amazing! i really loved it, my favourite so far......just the people the history and all that stuff is hard to beat! but its early days yet so i might find another country i like better. Anyway we did Venice, Rome, Florence and Cinque Terre (Simon you were right its bullshit so cool!) The best place was florence but just where we stayed was pretty awesome, views of the city at sunset at our campsite bar with a great bottle of $2.50 bottle of local tuscany wine in happy hour! cant beat it. From Italy we went to nice which is the most overrated place in the world! its pretty no doubt but just french people are fuckwits! ive got some scary stories to tell you all when we get home, not enough time to tell now but, anyway thats just Nice the french riveria is a beautiful place its just full of french......We caught a night train from Nice to Barcelona it took 9 hours and we arrived here this morning got to our hostel did some much needed washing and i had a solid sleep, so the sight seeing and all that stuff wil start tomoz....just need time to recouperate, first impressions but is its a nice place so hopefully it will be, guys beer is so cheap here! 6 pack of corona is 9 bucks! haha i´m laughing. anyway we stay here for 4 nights then madrid for 3 then seville for 2 or 3 then to lagos (portugal) Lisbon then back up to san sabastian and pamplona. Alright people let us know whats going on.......Julian dent how did you go in Asia? and are we still cool to hook up in stockholm and chill we you? we r keen! Newty any suggestioons on where and what to see and do in spain let us know! and to everybody else give us the lowdown on stuff. Auvoir, adios, Cioa (chow) Goodbye

The CCS car fleet

I thought we might invest in some cars so we can have a "Fleet" of cars on the road with our CCS lable on them. Here are just a few ideas.

Pure Silver

Supra with Rocket Engines (Problem: has no reverse gear)

Old School Delux

Big, New and Shiny Link

Notice to all my little salmon out there: I now have a website/blog which is in the Links section on the right -------------->>>>> So have a gander, i got plenty of pics of the boys and other random funny stuff. Check it out to see me regularly write about gettin pissed, talking about metal and writing off emo's..
$$Tom$$

Grugs USA Trip

Hey Ho everyone, only 2 weeks to go now of camp, then i head to london on the 23rd. Nothin new is goin on at camp, some kid got beat up last week by 3 other kids with tennis rackets!!! he had to got to hospital for face x-rays!!!psycho... anyway there was a dude up here with some kids last week who is in the marines and hust got back from iraq, so i borrowed all his uniform and weapons and got some pics.....

this quad bike is awsome it does 50m/ph




Me workin hard as usual. anyway guys i gotta run but il keep u posted and il give u all the number of the phone il hav in london.
peace out grug.

Mucha Hotter

Now THIS is a cutie.... One day Christina, one day...

The Angel of Love

There wasnt much point to this post, except for the fact that she is fucking gorgeous.

Update on Lubes 21st

If you know me please try and make it, even just for a little while or stay till the end, or just meet up with us in Terrigal later. If you know someone that would want to come, just call first so I can get some numbers. Anyone that is coming I will ask you kindly to respect the house, its contents and my neighbours.

My parents have kindly let me have the garage for the piss-up. So we have a pool table and a place to get messy. There will be food, and limited free alchy, so better get in early as I know the CCS will be there and you know how much they drink.

Check the calendar for more details and times - 10th September 2005

If you are wanting to come, call me on 04114 307 91 email on ryan_liubinskas@hotmail.com to RSVP. (Its only a small townhouse (approx 50ppl), if too many rock up, I'll turn the least wanted away based on crowd vote haha)

Bulldog Vs. Porcupine

This will remind us.....

Never try to eat a Porcupine....

and... Bulldogs never give up!!

Fucking ow

GRUG CHECKING IN

Hey boys whats crappening???? so everyones pissin off to hammo aye, well sounds like fun i better get to see some pics on here, you boys are slacking off!!! any way i sent a cd back home with a shit load of pics from my travels so far and by now mum should have given wizzle a copy so see wizzle for some pics! meanwhile nothings really new here its been prety busy and the kids have been kewl, last week there was this group of 13 year old girls that where obsessed with me, one of them even proposed to me haha how funny, she was serious, i laughed and she didnt speak to me for 3 days! other than that just been drinkin on and wakeboarding whenever i get the chance......oh and i saw a bear!!!it was hell. now ive seen many strange animals such as.. a bear, a woodchuck, a beaver, a woodpecker, a weasel, a woodpecker, a sqirel, a chipmunk and a goafer!kewl huh! anyway i thought i better post a few more pics to make you guys jelous....sorry..

wake boarding fuckin rocks! ive got some wicked vids but i cant figure out how to post them on the site.

the lake at 5.15 am before wakeboarding

these arew the girls that work at the bar and dont charge us for drinks! they are cool, they came out to camp one day for a wakeboard.

we got bored and cut marty a wicked mullet!!!

oh and thats sven the german, he is fuckin crazy, me and jess are stayin with him in germany for octeberfest!!!...jelous, he is also the laziest person ive ever met!

Well guys thats all from me for now, its time to get back to work, miss all you boys...and girls, hope all is well and il keep you posted, get some pics on here for me boys.

Peace out salmon...you stay classy!

GRUGONAUT

MORE HAMILTON ISLAND FUN!

G'day people,
another hamilton island trip will be departing our sunny shores on the 27th of july for 5 full and spellbinding days of magitness with hodge, joel and lenny. Ando and I(john) and maybe even prousty all of a sudden thought, what the fuck, lets go to hamo! We have no planned accomadation but we do have sleeping bags and some great friends who will hopefully put us up for a couple of nights. I would love to get drunk and take a golf buggy and rally it on some dusty, dirty roads.
ill be sure to take some great photos of our short trip and display them for you to see along with a jornal of our adventure.
Love John Matzen

Candy's Apple

I wish all Apples had a center like this.....

Calendar and Live Chat

Hello this is your captain speaking...

I welcome you to the new updates of the CCS website.

On your right you will now see the links for Chat and Calendar.

To enter information onto the Calendar you simply click [ADD EVENT] or [ADD APPT] buttons and enter information.

Lets fill this up with everything we can think of... Parties, Birthdays, Weddings, Fights, Good lays, Good nights, Bad nights, weekends away.

Use it as a journal....

Ciao

Cya Boys

Well that was one fucking hectic weekend if i don't say so myself my liver is rooted!!

Absolutely shattered both friday and saturday, it was a good way to see off the biggest piss-head in the whole salmon. Hodge is off back up to hammo in the morning to go hard and punish his liver some more and markos is leaving thursday for europe for some hot euro men (lol, jokes!) they will be missed!!

The going away party was awesome, lots of good people having fun at the hodgson residence even a bonfire was made in the middle of the driveway HAHA, me wilson and hodge left the party to be rowdy and run around out the front of lubes wrestling and shit, wilson axed himself by falling out of a tree onto a bench haha.

We then got a lift from lube back to vinnys new house in tez where we had some more drinks and managed to get on triple j at about 3am to write people off who weren't maggot, after we rang heaps of ppl rang up to complain about us, it was fucking hilarious!! hodge passed out on the front balcony then got a lift up to wizles while me and him went apeshit walking home through the backstreets of tez jumping in gardens and ripping down signs. it was maggot entertainment at its best!

Sunday was good aswell, just playing ping pong and baiting all day......aaaaahh i love the shit. Hope the hodgson boys are having fun where ever they are, cya soon boyos. Tom

Mark and Adam Hodgies going away Piss Up!!

The day has come again, hodge (adam) is taking another slice of the hamilton island paradice. Hodge will be leaving the central coast just over a week from now!
This time there is more than one leaving. Mark hodgeson is ready for a big journy into the heart of Europe. He first destination is london, he is hopeing to visit as mant different countrys and experiance as many different things as possible!!!
There is going to be a party for the pair on saturday at there house! We will be defiently getting out the beer bong!

Lubes 21st

I dont have any dates or times yet, basically I'm just going to let you all know what I'm doing, and then see how many numbers I can get for it.

I'm having a seperate family thing the weekend before so we can focus on getting wasted. I'm going to supply alchohol and dinner at my house. We will get pissed there then head into Gosford from there, who ever needs to crash at mine is welcome... The rule is if you respect my shit, you can come... Guys and Girls

Also I had the idea of Skirmish/Paintball, we haven't been in ages so I thought I might say if your not coming to get smashed at night, you better make it to Skirmish to get smashed.... We should have it maybe the weekend before or after my party, so we can at least be sure to make it lol...

Anyway... leave a message on this post if your keen for either... and if you know anyone else who wants to come... list their name too...

PB = Paintball DP = Drunken Party

Worlds Ugliest Dog

Well you asked for it, here is me naked...

Tom

ALQUIDA FUCKERS!!!!!

HEY EVRYONE I THINK WE SHOULD WE SHOULD FUCK UP ALL THE ALQUIDA FUCKERS... WHAT A BUNCH OF FUCKING KNOB JOCKY, DONKEY FUCKING, ASS LICKING DEADSHITS WHO SHOULD ALL BE SHOT!!!! Does anyone know where nick and cookie are, are they in london yet? jess is ok bit scared cause she's home alone for 3 weeks. anyway hope everyone is all good.gotta run, u slack arses need to put more posts on to let me know whats goin on.
peace out grug.

New changes

As grug has just shown, this blogg now enables pictures to be shown on each post... YAY!!!

To answer your question wizzle... check out http://www.bravenet.com/webtools/
there are heaps of shit we can still add to the website... as for a chat room... I think it would be easier to just add everyones MSN email to this post (just add a comment) and then we can chat through MSN Messenger... much easier... at least until we have better options...

I'll teach you guys how to add shit to the website soon... its very easy...

Salmon News USA

Yes Grug is still alive! In case u guys hadnt noticed ive been gone for about 6 weeks now. I spent the first 3 weeks cruzin the west side in california.I spent time at LA, Hollywood, Venice Beach, Newport Beach (what a fuckin hoax!), Hermosa Beach, Huntington beach, Long beach, Las Vegas, San Diago....you name it i was there. I met two other aussie blokes when i first got to LA, turned out they were goin to my camp so we rented a car for 2 weeks and drove to all the places listed above. Las Vegas is bullshit i stayed at the mgm grand.



we deffinately hav to plan a salmon trip there some time.
the west coast is the home of gorgeous girls, massive boobs...

awsome cars ...

and the best bar and restaurant chain in the world....commonly known as hooters!!!!

Oh and dysneyland is a hoax.... wonderland was better!!! seriously the rides are pretty lame, it would be good if you were about 5 or 6 years old!

After i left california I flew to chicago where i had to do 1 weeks training then drive 6 hours north to Eagle river Wisconsin for camp. camp is cool, plenty of bars around and the location and scenery of the camp is really nice.

All the staff at camp are pretty cool and we get along well, i must say that every other nation....as much as they talk it up.... can NOT handle their alcohol, no one has out drunken me yet!!! The staff are from all over the shop there is only 1 american the rest are from, england, germany, south africa, columbia, new zealand, netherlands and the best country of all australia!

So what do I do at camp?.. well in the mornings it is generally pretty cold so the waterfront is not open for swimming so i help out with activities such as basketball, archery, soccer and shit like that. When i got to camp they made me head lifeguard so i spend the rest of my afternoon on the waterfront, lifeguarding, driving the ski baots etc. I bought a wake board so i can use that and the boats whenever i hav free time...oh and wakeboards are only like $100. Other than that i get everynight night off we normally finish about 9.30pm. A majority of of my nights are spent at the local watering hole called 'geos', it rocks the bar chicks dig the aussie accents and i dont pay for any drinks i just tip them every now and then. oh and we made a new drink called a graveyard (also refered to as rocket fuel) it was served in a jug(or as they say here a 'pitcher') it had 2 shots of every spirit behind the bar (about 40) some which dont exist in australia and are bulshit poey, this filled the jug about 3/4 then she doped it off with coke, she charged me $5 and off we went...i couldnt tell you what happened after that!

Every saturday night when we hit geos me marty and dan hit up one of the many thrift stores(us equivilent of the salvos) and get the stupidest funky shit we can find to wear out. thrift shits on the salvos, beaps more stuff, better stuff and cheaper!...

oh thats sammy one of the bartenders at geos..yes yes hot hot!

So ive actually got a record here at camp so far and that is being the only one to pass out every saturday night so far, so ill leave you boys whith a couple of pass out shots that would probs be quite familiar to most of you!!! peace out boys miss ya all il add more shit soon, plus im gunna send all my pics ive got so far back to wilson on a disk so you cann all see theres a couple of hundred haha....

cheers guys salmon grug USA signing out.....

Making the Most of the CCS Web Page

the photos are coming along nicely. I would like to try to start making this webpage attractive for people that dont know the salmon. Lets have some discussion about stepping this page up another level. Can we get any intro vids, grafics, music. Can we put anyphotos on the home page??? Where are the frickin girls!!
Gyus away from the coast we need MORE imput from you slack party animals, dont forget where you came from travelers.

Advertisment, the majority of people that we know/ went to school with wouldnt even know about this site.. lets change that and start giving the site address out to people who can help get the word out.

kewl salmon!!!
-Wizleton

The site is rollin thanks to lube and tom, keep up the good work.

wilson

MuDvAyNe

Went to see mudvayne saturday night at UNI NSW roundhouse and it was fucking epic to say the least. The venue kicked ass, heaps intimate. The band was so close and everyone knew that they would go off. Opening song was "determined" and i sang every lyric while headbanging and trying to knock every cunt out in a snake pit me and some other random made, i nearly fainted i was going so crazy actually. Chad (singer) was saying how much he loved australia and that mudvayne hopes to get on the 2006 BDO line-up but either way they'll be out to do another show coz aussies are the craziest mother fucking moshers in the world. definate highlight songs were "determined" "death blooms" "internal primates forever" "just" and "dig" which was the last song and probably went off the most out of the set, but i cant say for sure as i baited my hole for 15 mins about 8 songs into it haha but then came back out and fucked shit up for the rest of the set, only thing that shat me off was no encore (and the absolute shitness of the support band) but still the best concert ive ever been to without a doubt, im crossing my fingers they get on the Big Day Out line-up!!

$$ Tom $$

The list grows everyday

I've just finnished putting all the girls pictures together who have been on the Central Coast Waiting list for years now, I just wanted to say to them all, hang tight, and we will be serving you VERY soon...

http://www.maximonline.com/hotties/voting/

I've just been told that Jessica from Orlando, FL has finnished with Lube and she would like to register for the waiting list once again.... it was just that good...

Hammo

hello gentlemen ive been meaning to write up a little story about hammo for ages and i'm bored shitless so what better time than now. Where do i start? i guess i should start from the beginning which would be the plane ride there which takes just over 2hrs and goes really fucking quick, except when you get there and find out thers a vicious storm has just hit the island and your gonna have to fly around in circles for half an hr, but when i finally landed lennox was waiting for me at the gate and took me to vinny and hennys pad where i would spend my first 3weeks.
When I got settled in we got onto the important stuff which was getting maggot, and was achieved asap. Now the boys place which was room B11 was the local party house, we would just sit there in the arvo and wait for everyone to rock up so within days I knew half the ppl on the fucken island. Over the next few days I just pissed up every night and went out somewhere, that’s the good thing about hammo theres always somethin exciting to do, one of the funnest nights in the first week was the opening of the sportz bar deck, every Tuesday nite at sportz is staff night and it goes off your almost your certain to get a root or some sort of action, but this was a huge sportz night because the deck had been closed for so long, we all got absolutly fucked playing drinking games and once we were there the party had begun, also on this night I lost my HIVwhich stands for (hamilton island virginity).Now as I said before theres always something exciting happening on hammo so I haven’t got the time to write everythin that happened so I’ll write a few highlights, one of the highlights being boat day which involved hiring out a pontoon (which is a boat that holds 10ppl ) and 5 dingys! So in total the was 35 of us. The plan for the day was to get as much piss as possible load up the boats and travel about half an hour to an uninhabited island and get absolutly fucked all day. We all meet up at about 10am and divided into groups and some how I got roped into being the captain of one of the dingys, it was mad fun puttering over to the island and once we were on the island everyone was fucked within about 2hrs. Ppl were driving the dingys around maggot havin races and throwing bottles at each other, the girls all had there tits out and I think there was even some fucking goin on in the bush. The ride home was awesome I was so trashed and in charge of getting us home safely in the pooring rain, which was an effort and a half. Once we arrived home vinny, wally, chriso and myself hired out a buggy and trashed the fuckin thing all over the island, we took it 4x4 driving, did some circle work and went for a rally through some muddy bog! All this I caught on camera which makes great viewing. After we got sick of the buggy (4hrs later) we went to sportz and run a muck! Then after that we hit the local club (bohemes) which goes off when its packed, the only problem is the music, sometimes they play the shitest music! And then we topped the night of by coming home and getting stoned.
After spending 2 weeks on hammo I was in love with the place and decided to get off my arse and get a job, which was easy cause one of my mates got fired from the general store so I just took his job, little did I know the job was shit but it did supply me with free food and ciggies which was very handy. A few days later I ended up in my own accomodation over at passage which was great cause I had my own room for 2weeks so I picked up heaps of roots. My weeks were spent working,eating,drinking,sleeping and rooting what more could you ask for? While I’m on the topic I have to give a special mention to the girls girls of hamilton island, there amazing, there is so many of them and its sooooo easy to get a root, I managed to pull 6 different chicks in 7 weeks, and one of these girls I was rooting casually and we ended up making a porno, which if anyone hasn’t seen it I recommend havin a peek! Anyways I could go on for hrs writing about the trouble I got up to on hammo but I’ll leave it here by saying anyone thinking about goin to hammo do it cause you'll’have the time of your life, I did and I cant wait to go back
Peace Out………… the hodge

Newcastle Excursion

This is the story of 3 little salmon who had a big night out in newcastle. With a few drinks in us already we found ourselves at gosi train station finding out that ALL trains were out we jumped onto a bus going to wyong after nearly punching some little gosi weiners head in. We arrived at wyong and wizles mate perry came and picked us up for a few more drinks back at his before going to the city, got a bit more pissed there and taxi'd it back to the station then on another fucking bus for 2 HOURS!! had to piss somethin fierce the bus was pretty fun though. finally arrived at newy and went straight into fannys (not a fanny bar lol) and got stamped then walked up to the great northern hotel, heaps of ppl on the street. Got a wicked posi at the northern and started sinkin piss among other shit and started getting seriously fucked. we met up with some ppl and got a mad crew together before heading back to fannys, on the way though it seemed like wilson was compelled to talk to every person he passed on the street and traygo was showing up this bum of a busker so it took about 45 mins on a 15 min walk. Got straight into fannys and it was packed..................with dudes eeeeeewwwwwww. Nah wasnt that bad but it was defo's about 70/30 and all the dudes were crazy leb lookin cunts like they were looking for an excuse to bash someone lol. All totally wasted by then and our brains were atomically bombed (hehe) and we ripped up the floor, walked around aimlessly and talked shit till 5 in the morning wen we all left except wiz who went back to the local youthy and slayed some bi-sexual cougar chick out the window and in a room with 10 other sleeping back-packers, NICE ONE WIZ!! so me, t-bone and the rest of the boys leged it back to the train station for another painful 2 hour bus ride to wyong then back to gosi but apart from the extra travel time it was an AWESOME night and we'll be going up there again very soon.

Also thanks to all the boys that partied hard with us,
Traygo, Wilson, Perry, Porey, Streets, Ray, Beny, Brady, also thanks to Ben Hand for randomly showing up on our bus and that hotty that wizle knows from the medical centre and any other random retard we met....

$$ Tom $$

wilson says-

check the new pictures in "my friends folder". Add comments, tease people or complement the choice is up to you. Also i would like to see more salmonesses in here we should make a new folder!!!

The Tuna Crew are WATCHING YOU!!!

This is a message to all affiliated with the Central Coast Salmon:
The Tuna Crew (TTC) are watching you. We know where all of you live and we're going to FUCK YOU UP!! Tuna are bigger, stronger, smarter and we are going to kill every last one of you! You better have eyes in the back of your head you fishy fuckers!! who the hell likes salmon anyway?!

Big Tuna Daddy,

Myspace.com

Who ever has a personal Myspace website or knows someone that does , please either leave a comment with the link or just email centralcoastsalmon@hotmail.com with the link, and I will add a link on this page.

Hopefully we will be able to have a link to anyone and everyone that has a Myspace account on the Central Coast.

If you dont even know what www.myspace.com is, just click to find out.

I added Chongies Myspace link on the right just to give an example.

dr suss's take off (funny)

"hey pam you stupid dyke i have somthing you may like, have you tried green bongs and spam? have you tried them cram i am" I have not tried green bongs and spam, i would not could not pam i am"pam dont make me fuck your leg, im on my knees here to beg...have you tried them with a rat? have you tried them with a cat?"I would not could not with a rat i would never have them with a cat, i would not have them here or there i would not have them anywhere, i do not like green bongs and spam, i do not like them pam i am"
please i ask you for just one toke, come on bitch you fuckin joke"i would not have them here or there i would not have them anywhere, i do not like green bongs and spam, i do not like them pam i am"would you have them with your mum would you let me give you some?" I would not could not with my mum, id rather cop it up the bum, i would not could not with a rat the same goes for a bloody cat, i would not have them here or there i would not have them anywhere, i do not like green bongs and spam, i do not like them pam i am"
you think you are so fuckin tough once you try you wont get enough, it really is top grade stuff, at least let me check your muff"i dont think i am so fuckin tough, stop it now ive had enough i would not with a rat, i could not with a cat, i will not have them with my mum i will not let u touch my bum, i would not have them here or there i would not have them anywhere, i do not like green bongs and spam, i do not like them pam i am. "Pam i just dont understand, at least let me have one quick look at your flange"cram ive told you here and there crap i have told you everywhere i only smoke spun bongs with ham, im a dirty dike my name is pampam you sluty trailer trash, let me lick your dripping gash, come on pam get on your back, My friends at school called me flash"
the end ...(fin.)





CREDITS

author: ryan P rabbit wilson director: dr suss
lunch boy: lennox
pams husband: tom
shit kickers: tim, scott, hodge
illistrations: wating for traygo (shitkicker,mudguts shit face)
fuckbuddies: lube grug and everyone else, (john ando nick cil all them dick heads)

ideas guys: jake and wayne (fuck buddies)
theif: mundy

suck my dick you fuckin wankers!!!!

Dr. Seuss' Purity Test

Have you done it on a boat?
Have you done it with a goat?

Have you done it in a bed?
Have you done it with the dead?

Have you done it in the ass?
Have you done it, high on grass?

Have you done it in a car?
Have you simply gone too far?

Have you done it on the beach?
Have you done it with the teach?

Have you done it on your back?
Have you done it strapped to a rack?

Have you done it in a box?
Have you done it with a fox?

Have you done it in a tree?
Have you done it with more than three?

Have you done it in the rain?
Have you done it for the pain?

Have you done it 'tween the tits?
Have you done it wearing mits?

Have you done it packed in rubber?
Have you done it undercover?

Have you done it on a perch?
Have you done it in a church?

Have you done it with a virgin?
Have you done it with a sturgeon?

Have you done it with ropes and chains?
Have you done it while insane?

Have you done it on the stage?
Have you done it underage?

Have you done it with all your friends?
Have you done it in both ends?

Have you done it with your dog?
Have you done it on a log?

Have you done it under clamps?
Have you done it with the lamps?

Have you done it without style?
Have you done it with a smile?

Have you done it for all to see?
Have you ever had VD?

Have you done it on Mother's couch?
Have you done it in your mouth?

Have you done it while on tape?
Have you done it while out of shape?

Have you done it on live TV?
Have you done it whilst you pee?

Have you done it in the gym?
Have you done it on a whim?

Have you done it on a dare?
Do you really think we care?

Answer these and count your 'nos',
Pray this number never grows.

Fifty questions we asked thee,
Score times two is your Purity.

%Post your score as a comment%

More info, Less Pollution

Wilson and I are tired of being the only people who are updating this fucking website. There must be at least a couple more people out there on the Central Coast that have some information which they would like to share with us on the website. Parties, Events, News, Gossip... For christ sake, even if your Dog has a new girlfriend, we want to hear about it.

Send an email to centralcoastsalmon@hotmail.com and I will send you the instructions on how to update this blog. Its fun!! :)

As for the rest of you slackers out there... Want to buy some salmon??

Bizkit has a girlfriend!!

Yes thats right there is a new member to the wilson family> bizkit has a twelve week old black girlfriend her name has yet to be decided> my computer isnt letting me prett the full stop button> this stupid arrow keeps comin up> by the way the salmon started because azza mat and kyle were doing salmon dives into a pool< we then all got fucked up at lubes house and were laughing about it> we then pranked people asking for peter salmon< hodge dressed up in a glad wrap g_ string u know what im talkin about> anyone that reads this can u please send me an e_mail with ur addresses and phone numbers on it for party invitations! peace
wilson #one

Grug Going Goo Goo

Craig is going away next Thursday 19th May

If you want a chance to give him a kiss and a bumfuck goodbye please come for drinks and shit at his house THIS Saturday night, make sure you call him to let him know your coming. We will head into Terrigal after if you just want to catch up then.

By the way, ANYONE that would like to know how to add something onto the website please just email me (ryan_liubinskas@hotmail.com) and I will send you the details. This is for all those people who are heading overseas and would like to let everyone know what your doing... I will try and make pictures available soon as well, I know you all LLLLOVE pictures..... :)

A Shout out to Hamilton Island Salmon

This is just a quick message to all you cunts living it up on Hamilton Island. If you send us some photos I will try and put them up on the site. Other than that, tell us some of your stories of sex drugs and rock n roll.....