Official House Warming Party!

Wilson is having a party! It gets a bit lonely out in avoca so were chuckin a huey party!!



When: 13th of may

Where 22 cabbage tree Rd Avoca, 1st street on the right past the water tower



What time: 5 till 3am if not crashin

Theme: Get pissed



OPEN HOUSE!!!

Anzac Day Races

Start of The Honey Bee Stakes
Originally uploaded by Rock and Racehorses.

Last ANZAC day the Gosford race track was the place to be. $50 for entry and all you can drink.

Grug told me that you can't buy tickets to the "Free Beer" section anymore, or its sold out??

Well that fucking sucks!!!

Who is going? Is there anyone going that isn't in the "free beer" section?

What else is there to do?

HAPPY EASTER!!

They Taste Even Better Than They Look!
Originally uploaded by Sister72.

So what is everyone up to this long weekend?

Voted Best Joke of the Year

Sheep, Halcombe NZ, Mar 2002
Originally uploaded by maddoglintott.

Kiwi walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:

"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find thats a sheep, you idiot"

The man says "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you"

Peter Salmon & Bums/hoeboes Pissup

alkohol
Originally uploaded by sint.

We all might be in for a treat very soon with Peter Salmon rumoured to be making a return for our House to House Bum and Hoeboe pissup.

Not many people know who Peter Salmon is but he is the original founder and creator of the name Salmon. He is an alter ego of one of the Salmon Crew and wears only Gladwrap for undies.

As far as I can remember (which isn't much) Peter was calling random people outta the phone book at around 2-3AM in the morning, trying to sell Salmon to unexpecting customers.

I think the deal was "1 Salmon for $5 or 3 for $10"

We have got footage of this somewhere (which is fucking hilarious) but for now I'll leave you with our new Mascot icon.



p.s If you can create a better one. GOOD ON YA... WE DON'T CARE!!!

New pad & House Warming

Wilson, Shipley and Scott (and brett) have moved out. Party this coming saturday, to warm the house....lets get muey, everyone is welcome to crash!!! hope to see you there luv the boys xxoo

Fridge to Fridge Salmon Style

The fridge to fridge planing side of things has moved along nicely.
There has already been a rough track drawn up that is defiently possible to do.
However!!! Put your hand up if you live in the North avoca/terrigal/wambie area and we will be able to make the track even better(and easier).


All we need is
wheels....








Some designated pit stops.....
And a shit load of beer!!!

should be aprox $10-$15 per head

date yet to be confirmed, maybe around cilias b-day so timmy and hodge can join in the fun!!

We want to get as many people as possible so tell your mates all are welcome, check the site for regular updates...

Theme: Bums and hoeboes

Drugs are bad ... Mmmm K

marijuana leaves
Originally uploaded by JesseWarren.

I came accross this on the web.. I find it fucking annoying how people talk so much dirt on Pot! What harm has it ever done to you!!

Anyway... it gives these hints to parents when their Child gives them excuses for using marijuana.

“Marijuana makes you mellow.”
Not always. Marijuana use is associated with violent behavior. Kids who use marijuana weekly are four times more likely to engage in violent behavior than those who don’t.

“If I smoke marijuana, I’m not hurting anyone else.”
Marijuana trafficking is a big, often violent business, at home and abroad. And if you get caught, it will really hurt your parents.

“It can’t cause any real problems in the long term.”
If you’re smoking marijuana, you could do things that jeopardize your future, like having sex or getting in trouble with the law.

Source: Anti Drug Website

SOO basically this is saying that if you smoke pot, your going to make your parents upset, your going to be voilent and your going to jeopardize your future by having sex???

WTF!!!

HAPPY 1ST BIRTHDAY SALMON SITE

You say it's your birthday...
Originally uploaded by Poopypants.

Wednesday, March 23, 2005- CCSalmon.blogspot WAS BORN

So it's been a year, shit where the fuck did that go...

We might get together and look through the old posts and find the funny ones through the year... for memories sake... and post them up over the next few days!!

Over 7000 Visitors to the site and plenty more to come.

Central Coast Salmon for life!

Body Implants

Alright you metal heads... heres something new for you to do to your bodies...
Lookout Breast Implants, here comes BODY IMPLANTS!!!






Body Implants (pictures)

Central Coast Salmon

Question : lube can you get a link for all the salmon members, so people that are officialy salmon have a way of proving it... Just like names, with our salmon number, address and ph number, probs with a little photo or somethin, dunno... get back to me m$#%&#@ker

Answer: There ya go Wilson...

I've also made up a couple banners... not sure which one you all want?

Leave a comment everyone... we need feedback on which one to choose!!!



Also boys! Send through your emails and/or websites (myspace or blogs) through to my email by clicking here

Beer Garden - Tonight!! GRUGS BACK!

Snowcone!
Originally uploaded by Lube's Life.

Its going to go off...

Tonight at the beer garden in Terrigal, Craig Farrugia and his misses Jess will be returning from their year trip overseas.

Not sure what time he gets in but he will be at the beery tonight catching up with everyone.

BE THERE!!!

OOOOPS!!!!

Motor Bike hire for the Day........RM 30.00

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Damage to hired bike..........RM 200.00

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Damage to other vehicles.........RM 500.00

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Medical Bills.........RM 350.00

Damage to Ego...........Priceless!!!!

Some things money cant buy......But for the rest..... Where the fuck is a mastercard when i need one????

Yep stitches can be extremely painfull especially in the nose where there is fuck all skin and when the dont have any anesthetic what so ever!

Yeah yeah laugh it up....anyway this will be my last post before i arrive home on wednesday, cant fuckin wait. I leave here on sunday then im in transit till i get home see you all then.

P.S im ok now....

Catch ya

Sammy Hallett is going to Hamilton Island!!!

One of the newest members to the salmon, an international 6ft 6' kid from England has been living in australia's finest, the central coast. The entire time he has been in australia he has not been south of of Sydney or North of Newcastle so its time for him to check out the Whitsundays and crew up with the hamilton Salmon who im sure will be showing him a crazy time.
If Sam can get his shit together he is planning on leaving this coming monday, so to celebrate his departure (just jokes going to miss you) Wilson will have the boys over Saturday night for a few drinks. Good luck buddy enjoy the tropical climate u red faced pom!!

from the Salmon

Central Coast Mariners

Sydney FC 1 / Mariners 0

SYDNEY FC won the inaugural A-League grand final, claiming victory with a much improved second-half performance at Aussie Stadium. STEVE CORICA scored a fine goal to give Sydney FC a 62nd-minute lead in the A-League grand final as Dwight Yorke became increasingly influential.

Lets start aiming for next year!!

More news at www.news.com.au


Did anyone go see them play?
If so how was it?

Steak and Blowjob Day

Blowjob accessible
Originally uploaded by Riude.

March 20th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day".

Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it.

FOR MORE INFO - Type "March 20th" into Google

Thanks to Ellen for finding this for us!

2 Weeks To Go!!!

Only 2 weeks boys and i cant wait..... Malaysia is wicked fuckin hot though!!! anyway just thought id put a few pics up to make you jelous!!!

Check out the beachfront bar 10 seconds from our resort and cheap as shit!!


Resort pool with swim up bar!!!

Gotta luv fireworks..... you can get some big mother fuckers too..... about 300 bottle rockets will cost you about $5 AU, and im telling you blowing up coconuts its twice as fun as it looks!!

Me and Jess at the beach...

Monkeys on the beach....cheeky little bastards too...


Anyway I guess il see you boys in 2 weeks.... oh and whos house is the fridge full of woodstocks at??? il be there wednesday arvo...
Keep on swimming salmon..... preferably not up stream!!!!
peace out
grug

Future Music Festival '06

Sewed
Originally uploaded by Ellenvangeel.

Date: Sat 4th Mar, 2006
Time: 12:00 pm
Venue: Randwick Racecourse
City: Sydney
Cost: $89 + BF

Couple of the Sydney crew are going so I thought I might mention it. I aint got no funds so I'm out...

Armin Van Buuren . Erick Morillo
Markus Schulz . David Guetta . Steve Angello. James Lavelle (Unkle). Max Graham. Blackstrobe (live) Kai Tracid. Tocadisco. Technasia (live) . Coburn .
Dylan Rhymes . Lee Coombs . Ali B
plus many more to be announced!

www.inthemix.com.au/whatson/show/26522

Grugs new drink of choice!

liquid gold
Originally uploaded by speedM.

The Scotts have done it! They have succesfully made a Whisky strong enough to put Grug on his arse...

"Two spoonfuls of this liquor is a sufficient dose; if any man should exceed this, it would presently stop his breath, and endanger his life."

Twelve barrels of this world's most alcoholic whisky is enough to wipe out a medium-size army.

With an alcohol content of 92 per cent, the drink may not be the most delicate single malt ever produced but it is by far and away the world's strongest.

(www.news.com.au)

Sydney Mardi Gras

Mardi Gras Season is off to a tragic start
Originally uploaded by rossfun.

Sydney comes out to party for the world’s largest night-time costume parade. Gays and lesbians, an integral part of the city, organise through volunteers an extravaganza that is a hallmark for this city.

The 28th Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras Parade is themed "I Believe", as over six thousand entrants and believers strut, dance, skip, ride and shimmy down the Golden Mile in the name of tradition, celebration and protest.

The best vantage points of the parade will be along Flinders Street. There will be no public viewing of the parade at Hyde Park.

Consider walking or taking public transport to the Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras Parade as road closures will be in place throughout the area. Detailed information on public transport can be found at www.131500.com.au

P.s For anyone that has met Marcel.. he is Leaving back to Germany in 2-3 weeks. We came up with the idea to go to the Mardi Gras, not cause he's gay cause he isn't, more because I've heard its the best Carnival in the World!!!! I've personally never been to the Mardi Gras and I think it would be loads of fun... excuse the punn.

CCMariners in the Finals!

Thats Right! The Central Coast Mariners have won the last 12 games straight to earn themselves a place in the Hyundai A-League Grand Final at Stadium Australia this Sunday.

For tickets go to www.ticketek.com.au - They are around $45 each.

Who's Keen?

Singles Ball @ Luna Park

Some of the salmon boys are heading down to luna park to try their luck on the dance floor... There is a desperate and dateless ball being held in a fuction center on the harbour at luna park this saturday night(tonight). If anyone wants to go, contact tom 0422579766.. Tickets are $100 for free alchie and free finger food.

After party is at toms in Artarmon. Hope to see the salmon there!!!

False Alarm!!!

Hey ho, Grug Checkin in!
Now I no I said I would be home on the 8th of april, but unfortunately thats no longer the case, so I hope you havnt already planned a huge party or something!
So right now im trying to figure out how to type on a chinese keyboard....fuck me its taken 1/2 an hour to write this, but im gettin better! Im sittin in hong kong airport waiting for jesses flight to come in....yep still got 4 hours to go! But i found this free internet, well i think its free.... i just sat here and started using it.... come to think of it there are a few hong kongians givin me funny looks, it could just be the boardies and thongs trippin em out, its sweet but cause i just pretend i dont speak chinese or english!!!! great!!!! Anyway your probly wondering what the fuck im doin in hong kong????? Well as i said im not comming home on the 8th of april any more ill actually be home on the 15th of march!!!! yep only 3 weeks now boys...... couldnt handle england any longer so we are going to Malaysia for three weeks and then home! And it just happens to be a wednesday night , so everyones chuckin sickies for about a week and get on it like mongrels at lago.... I dont think im band anymore.... probs wont last long haha!
Oi trippiest thing ever on my flight, to cut a long story short, I saved the day! This old dude callapsed in the isle and the flight attendants started fully freakin, they were askin if there was a doctor on board and shit, i fixed him up and they were stoked so they moved me to first class for the last 6 hours of the flight! sippin on champagne and henessey, stoked!!!
Anyway cant wait to see all you boys, and those hamilton salmon you better come home for the weekend, if not i might have to plan a visit!
Il try and keep you lads posted from Malaysia.....
Grug signing off.....
GET A DOG UP YA!!!!!!!!!

Good Vibrations 2006

Good Vibrations 2006 - 15
Originally uploaded by stevenonley.

It was fucking fantastic in more ways than one!

Big Sammy and Vinnie strolled straight through the gates with my ticket stubs.

Freq Nasty went off in the Laundry room!

AND there was plenty of EYE candy to be seen, as you can see -->

We need a bigger crew for next year!

Hamilton Island Salmon!

Hamilton Island Salmon Crew Now have a blog!

www.hisalmon.blogspot.com

Good Vibes

It's Good Vibes Tommorow and as my roommate gets all his shit together ready for it, im lying in bed studying casino shit wondering how im going to get up at 3am and deal cards to pissed idiots all morning...

I think i speak for everyone when i say have fun you sons of bitches!!

How about a sunday arvo piss-up or something? im having VB withdrawls.
mince.

GRUG RETURNS!!

Grug & Traygo
Originally uploaded by Central Coast Salmon.

... on Saturday, April 8th 2006.

but right I need to say HAPPY 21st BIRTHDAY!!

The man himself just gave me a call, it was 4:30AM on his birthday, February 13th, and he is still awake!! The party animal says his missing everyone loads and can't wait to get back.

He won't have a welcome home party like Wilson and Toms to arrive to, but I'm sure we can come up with something!

Happy Valentines Day

Valentine
Originally uploaded by Mr Jaded.

Hope everyone gets laid!

Terrigal Avoca Panthers AFL

Hi Boys.... Doogie Here!

Footy training has started and your non-appearance has been noted.

I Think you all have the potential to do what Cilia did in 2005 and walk away with a trophy.

The question is ……




are you man enough??

=> Tuesday and Thursday – 6.30pm
(Seventh Day Adventist School oval – off Karalta Road)
=> From March 1st – Training at Hylton Moore
=> First Trial Match at Hylton Moore – March 12th

Call Glenn Houssenloge on 0419 224 371 or Click Here to email

Get paid to Party!!

We would party for free with anyone that would want to, let alone get paid for it.

Groups of people have started selling weekend outs in Sydney with people bidding hundreds for.

Even our local K.P. (you know who she is) is selling a Boggle Championship match. No bids so far but you never know...

I reckon us salmon could get a huge crew together for a weekend out in Terrigal?? get at least 10-15 ppl and say we'll club hop around Terrigal, maybe even go to Gosford depending on the night......I reckon we would get bids, who's in?

EBAY.com.au


(search for boggle or night out)

Amsterdam says "No Pot"

Amsterdam's new street signs banning cannabis smoking in parts of the city have sparked global interest.

The sign shows a red circle around a fat cannabis joint in a cloud of smoke sparked by white marijuana leaves. It has been installed at one square and surrounding streets in Amsterdam where young cannabis smokers are a nuisance (www.baarsjes.amsterdam.nl). Soon after the installation on February 1, the first signs were stolen after which the Amsterdam council of De Baarsjes decided it would start selling what it believes is the world's first anti-cannabis road sign.
Over 400 consumers have approached the council to buy one of the "no joints" signs for 90 euros ($145), excluding shipping, a spokesman said.

"About 75 per cent of the requests come from the United States," he said, adding interest is also coming from Singapore, Australia, Scandinavian countries and Germany

CCS Blog Book

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Originally uploaded by florian.b.

I think Wilson mentioned this to me once before and said, how cool would it be if we could print all this stuff off and have it in a book.

Well now we can.

Check out...
http://www.blurb.com/blogbook.html

I don't think we'll spend the money for a couple years. I'm keen to get Stickers or something made up with www.ccsalmon.blogspot.com on it so we get more people to the site.

We have Weather now, its gotta be good for something or someone!! haha

Bodypaint!

wearing glamour and glitter
Originally uploaded by JustinCaze.

I saw this on flickrlicio.us - The place where any photos of "babes" and stuff are sent to on Flickr.

I think its suppose to be attractive but those sized tits on that small body without the paint just seems funny.. I could see her always falling onto her face from the weight of them!

Check out others on the Flickrlicio.us link under Photos.... Theres rude ones, funny ones, really cool artistic ones and ones... well... I'm surprised they put them up there.

Confused??

Traygo Returns
Originally uploaded by Central Coast Salmon.

So are Tom and I....

I almost swear there were no photos being taken inside the club, but here we are 2 days later and they appear on Loz's Myspace!!! Crazy stuff!

Once again, if you have any, send them to me ---> photo link... very easy!

NEWSFLASH! Terrigal is invaded by Hot, Sexy, Drunk Cowboys and Indians!

Savage Beauty
Originally uploaded by Whipflash.

Can't really speak right now, still a bit shattered from Saturday night!

a BIG, HUGE, MASSIVE THANKS goes to Ryan and Tom for a fantastic night of Drunken Dancing, Crazy Outfits and very Funny Behaviour.

I know we have heaps of Photos from Wilsons before Sirens but I know of no-one who took their camera inside Sirens.

If you have any pictures... email ryan_liubinskas@hotmail.com and I'll put them up for you.

Back to hug the toilet I go.... caio

Just another excuse...

Just another excuse...
Originally uploaded by Steffe.

To get pissed!

Markos wanted everyone to know that Hodgy will be at the Terrigal Country Club from around 9pm tonight if anyone wanted to catch up.

HAPPY 21st BIRTHDAY TOM ROBBINSON

I just gave the Birthday Boy a Call.... woke him up from a hard nights work at Star City Casino on the Black Jack Table.

He's working again Today and then Tomorrow night but is already getting pumped for Saturday night!! Tom you mad cunt, we're going to get so SMASHED on Saturday night its not funny! My Salmon Brothers would agree... you deserve it!

HAPPY 21st BIRTHDAY MINCE MEAT!!!!