We all survived the sydney mission but only just as Wilson gives his hazey version of the night.
Before...
" Well it wasnt just a night for me my whole weekend was massive...Friday night i got talked into going to iguana joes, i was reluctant because i knew i had a massive night in syd saturday but i wasnt working sat so i thought, why not? Well the night was alot later than i expected, we went to woodies after and got smashed all night...I remember going to sleep at like 7 30 in the morning.....11 oclock sat morning hommo comes in with a beer for me and says "get up were on a bender"..i said "fuck off im sleeping" so he comes back 5 mins later with a bongo.... that got me up.
Tom's
So now it was basicaly a few hours till we headed down to syd, i was still drunk from the night before but what can u do, mundy and sean hadnt had a wink of sleep and hommo was starting to go crazy....We decided to go to toms before the city, he lives in Artarmon so its like 20 mins away, very convenient. We smashed a case of crusiers and grug had a whole bottle of sothern comfort before we even left toms....We ended up getting more beers before we reached the city.
Sydney
When we got to the city, we got off at town hall and had a couple of beers in a place called the "windsor" if i remember correctly but it was ful of old seedy men so we decided to go..
We ended up walking all the way to the harbour, dont ask me why it wasnt my idea... We were all smashed by the time we got there, it was about 12.00 but the night had only begun. We got into this club only to find out later it was an over 30's night, we all felt like kids, but we ended up stayin there for halvies, and in that time we worked the bartender pretty hard. I have no idea what that club was called, but ill go for T-k3 or something weird...
KINGS CROSS, SYDNEY
We were all gettin shitty with walkin around so we hailed about 4 or 5 taxis and all did a massive convoy to the cross, Kings cross. We got there and someone was like "follow me" so we did and we were waiting in this line to get into "YU" for about 20 mins and i got the shits and managed to talk everyone out of it!! Apparently it was pretty good, 2 of our crew ended up getting in an hour later.
We all met back as a full force at (hang on ive just gotta check the stamp on my arm) "The Enmore". I can remember being in the line behind Grug, and i could see the security talkin about how smashed he was, when we got to the door they said we were way to pissed to get into anywhere, and not only that he we were chewin our lips off at the time. So we ducked to the afl pub next door smashed a couple of beers then got straight into the enmore, (security guards cant remember anything for more than 5 mins down there) That was probably one of the funnest places, because it was filled with normal people and not people going nuts. I think we ended up staying there about 2 hours, i was buying doubble burbons and i can remember dancing on a podium and getting right into the music even though it shit!!! Everything was just good that night for some reason..hehe
We left the enmore at about 3 i think and walked across the road with all the boys into some strip joint called "Show Girls" A few of the boys had never been to one before so it was a bit of a reality check. I was surprised that there was cute girls striping in the cross, we ended up chatting up a few and got some free lap dances.. We also paid for heaps i dont know why... Then someone had a cracker of an idea and said lets all chuck in and get a private show, so we chucked in about 10 bucks between 8 of us, and this girl took us all into this booth out the back and went absolutly crazy, she was quite hot, but it was weird for me cause i was having a normal conversation with her when she looked like she was gettin her self off...Work is work i guess.
Back to Tom's
I think we had a beer or 2 on the way back to toms, we ended up gettin to his at like 6 30, and we all silently sat and let the sun burn the shit out of us for a couple of hours till someone said "hey lets go"
and we went home, Special tribute to Grug though who pushed him self to the limmit, passin out and getting lost then spewing all the way back to toms....he ended up getting to toms a few hours after we left, and lucky he did because we forgot marcel, who passed out in one of toms friends rooms! I didnt sleep all sunday till 9 30pm, and here i am in bed in the fetal position with my lapy under my dooner at 8 30 in the morning, feeling a bit guilty about having a sicky.....but who cares!! it was all worth it.
Thanks for a great night everyone that came....some people ended up only spending 20 dollars and had a good one, i cant say that for myself.. but for those who dogged it or couldnt come....Next time ur there B-ach!!
Luv you all Ryan Wilson
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