The Salmon Crews newest member!

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The Big Lebowski - F_cking Short Version

Had to do it....

Last one...

Fuck Like Rabbits!

Trigger Happy TV Clip

This show is fucking wicked! Kinda like Canded Camera but with a Skit Mix to it.... Check out the "Best of" by

Lets visit Tom!

Heres to Tom
Originally uploaded by Lube's Life.

Tom is organising for people to come down to his this weekend to get on it and have a fully sick night out bro....

The Lilly Pads House Warming has been postponed... (I think) until next week when its Lana's birthday... kinda kill two birds with one stone.

BUT no worries, we still have a place to get wasted and run a muck this weekend..... ARTARMON, SYDNEY!!

Christmas in JULY - THIS SATURDAY!!

Green Apple Splash
Originally uploaded by lorrainemd.

Get your santa costume out Christmas has arrived early!!

The boys at Avoca (Shipley, Scott, Wilson, Brett) are chuckin a party!

When:29th of july
Where:22 cabbage tree rd Avoca\
Wear: Come dressed in anything Green or Red.
Bring: Heaps of piss, and chuck it in the esky bath!!
What? yep thats right

This one is going to be big. May even be the last one at the house. Tell everyone and anyone who knows the boys (Shipley, Scott, Wilson, Brett) or any of the salmon!

The Lilly Pad :-)

Smiles allround
Originally uploaded by Lube's Life.

Traygo, Lana, Chandrika and Lube moved in together over the weekend into a sweet little place in Erina/Springfield.

House warming will be sometime over the next month or so, We will keep you posted.

If you wanna drop in and say ELLO call us to get the address.

Ryan Lube = 04114 307 91

Party Cups

Oversized party cups... Its about time!!!

Zidane Headbutt update

New footage prooving there was more to the HEADBUTT!!!

The Americans Point of View
















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Knock the Fuck Out!

Looking for something to put up for Kevs 18th and this was the best I could find!

The Salmon crew did their job and kept the gatecrashers fucking up the party but we definately felt too old to be there with young 18 year old (or younger) kids running around!

Leave some comments about the night.

Like the guy who couldn't remember who's party he was at??

Hodgy is BACK!

Hodgy
Originally uploaded by Central Coast Salmon.

On the coast for the weekend. He is down for his brothers 18th.

Christmas In July!!

Get your santa costume out Christmas has arrived early!! The boys at Avoca (Shipley, Scott, Wilson, Brett) are chuckin a party!
When:29th of july
Where:22 cabbage tree rd Avoca
What to bring: Heaps of piss, and chuck it in the esky bath!!
What? yep thats right

Get into the spirit, Red White and Green.....can someone please come as the grinsh....or what ever his name is haha

PRANK!

Phone Box
Originally uploaded by Son of Groucho.

WHO EVER KEEPS PRANKING EVERYONE....

PLEASE KEEP IT UP AS ITS FUNNY AS... LOL!

No Gary No!!!

Funny Shit!

Nominations UPDATE!

OK - So far we have

Batsey
Marcel
Mitch Jury
Henson
Sexton
Simon Newton

all nominated so far.... keep going we need at least 10 so we can get the catch of the day..

Just remember the wet Salmon SLAP!

Party Time!

party time
Originally uploaded by kreylick.

This guy is in for a hell of a week!

Maybe even a month, year... or just won't stop.

Hommo is COOL!

Hommo is the newest Salmon Member to get his act together and start up a Myspace. He is the first I have seen in the "COOL NEW PEOPLE" section that I know.

I will add your myspace to your link mate. SHIPPDOG!! where the fuck is your link buddy.. ha

And the Oscar goes to....

Oscar
Originally uploaded by Lube's Life.

ITALY!! For their game winning performance over Australia.

Well Done Italy, you've won yourself 10 years of hate from all Australian Soccer fans. This prize includes plenty of boo's and taunts everytime you are playing a soccer game.

But Wait... theres more.

Since you've caused such a great upset in the name of Australian Soccer, we would like to pay for all your wedding expenses for yourself and the referee you seem to be bum fucking behind the scenes.

Enjoy...

What happens if you eat too much Salmon...

2) What !?
Originally uploaded by isado.

FOUR pelicans suspected of being drunk on sea algae were being tested at a Southern California wildlife centre after one of them crashed headlong into a car.

Three of the California brown pelicans were found wandering dazed in the streets of Laguna Beach after another pelican struck a vehicle's windshield on a nearby coast road.

Drunk Pelicans... never thought about that. They could fit a yard glass in their beak! That would be hilarious to watch... Drunk Pelicans!

Australia Vs Italy - Tonight

socceroos into finals
Originally uploaded by nemoi.

For those who are interested, anyone who is keen to watch the game somewhere tonight are more than welcome to join us at my house in East Gosford.

Wilson, Marcel, Chandrika, James, Ed and others will be chearing on the Socceroos at 1:30 AM tomorrow morning (Tuesday). I hope you are all Australian enough to get up and watch it!

GO THE AUSSIES!!!

Call Me if your coming (04114 307 91)

Park Life '06'

Poppy
Originally uploaded by tearoom.

Salmon.... We have our next Sydney Dance festival to attend to!!

This years MASSIVE Parklife event to be held at Kippax Lake, Moore Park, on Sunday October 1st.

Tickets = $89

The knockout event of last year was Fuzzy’s "Parklife" festival, which delivered a day of brilliant music under sunny skies.

At this amazing event which kicks off the summer season you can choose between 3 stages of international artists and local talent, with a strong emphasis on live acts as well as DJs.

This year we have put together an even bigger line up, taking in notorious DJs, hip hop stars, cult names, and bands that have never been seen live in Australia before! You’ll hear a wide variety of house, breaks, electro, hip hop, beats, turntablism and more.

If you haven’t been to Parklife yet, what are you waiting for?



Main Acts

Coldcut Live
Cut Chemist
Freeform Five Live
Ian Pooley
Jay-J & Latrice
Krafty Kuts - (FUCKING WICKED)
Mark Farina
Mattafix Live
Mixmaster Mike
Peter Hook (New Order) DJ Set
Stanton Warriors
Tim Deluxe
Touché
Who Made Who Live

Support Acts

Funktrust Djs
Goodwill
Jaime Doom & Gus Da Hoodratt
James Taylor
Jonathan Wall
Kid Kenobi & Mc Shureshock
Midnight Juggernauts Live
Mo’funk
Q45
Trix and Goodfella

2 -2

Socceroos
Originally uploaded by crazymike.

OLE OLE OLE OLE

AUSSIE AUSSIE!!!

OLE OLE OLE OLE

AUSSIE AUSSIE!!!

Grug, Marcel, Chandrika, Jess and I cheered them on at my house! Anyone else keen to get drunk for the Italy match??

SECOND ROUND -- HERE WE COME!!!

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!!!

Oi Oi Oi !!

Salmon Nominations

In this hot topic everyone can nomminate as many people as they want to become "an official member of Central Coast Salmon"

However, everyone can leave annonomous votes as to who they would like in the crew, this has to be done after a period of time to build up the Nominations List.



Got any good friends that know at least 5 of the crew? They have a good chance!!

Rules.....
*cannot be dickheads
*cannot be female(although we luv them(and bar em))
*have to be trust worthy
*talented in some way
*pass iniation test?

Socceroos!!!

Anyone stay up to watch the Brazil game last night??

Although we lost 2 - 0

I think we did a pretty damn good job against the world champs and deserve a better outcome than that. Or at least we should have scored a goal, we deserve that much!!

OK... I kinda fucked up a little here. I first said that the next game was on at a good time to get pissed and cheer on the socceroos at my house. NOW I wake up to myself and see that Friday morning literally means FRIDAY MORNING... I was thinking Saturday morning (Friday night).

Anyway... now that bullshit is over with, I'm still heaps keen to watch the socceroos kick CROATIA's ass. It is a tie or win situation so we have better odds than usual and should finnish the game with the good news we are in the Final 16.

Anyone doing anything for the game?

OUCH!!

I'm sure people have similar funny stories of their own... please share them with us.

Go The Swannies!!!!

Ok heres the deal, Swans are playing the magpies, it is the biggest blockbuster game of the home and away season and the the boys from the 'ranch' are going and are inviting all salmon to come along too.

The bigger the crew the more fun it wil be so get involved!!!
Tickets are $30 for stocko seats. it will sell out!! We have to buy the tickets by wednesday at the latest id say (no idea).

Leave a comment if ur comeing and we will figure out travel arrangements etc!
-Peter

Allan Wilson's 50th

new 106
Originally uploaded by Central Coast Salmon.

Wilson's dad has reached the half century and to celebrate he has hired out Matchem Hall & a kick arse band. It is this sunday and all Salmon are invited from the man him self.
kicks off about 7- till about midnight.
hope to see you there
-casper the friendly ghost

Big Night Out

There is a salmon crew going to
Home Nightclub Darling Harbour.
Johnny Matzen has rigged some vip tickets
cause his brother Grant is dateing the
dauter of the owner or someone really
high up!!

I remember the last time i (wilson) went
with Grug and Lube, haaha it was a very
funny night..

Hope Grant rips it cause he is Dj'n
this friday.~

It's on like Donkey Kong!

Greeting fellow Salmon,

Tom, Wilson and Scotty will be venturing to hamo this friday the 2nd to visit the Salmon crew living on hamo and to see lenny who left the coast over a year ago, his little charger "Seth" and his Fiance' "Alicia" for the first time.



We will be departing from sydney airport around 1pm friday and getting bak round 6pm on sunday so while it's quiet on the coast just think of us boys crackin a coldie as the sun sets over the reef hehe...

Myspace

Myspace Ruins Lives......
Originally uploaded by Steven Is R.

Looking for the latest trend?

It ain't a pair of retro sunnies...

It aint combing your hair infront of your eyes and filling your wardrobe with anything black....

ITS MYSPACE!!

If you click on a persons name on the sidebar under "The Crew" you will notice it will take you to their Myspace!

IF you want your own (or your name is in the list, YOU MUST GET ONE) just click on the "Get your own Myspace" link below the names and sign up... Obviously its free, and its so easy, even Emily could set up her own!!

Once you've got one, either leave a comment with the link, or add a salmon member and we'll add you to the list.

Site Stats

Figures and statistics
Originally uploaded by Joffley.

Total Page Views: 8,234 (Already Visitored)
Total Uniques: 3,631 (Fresh Meat)

Day of the week most viewed: Thursday (Followed closely by Monday)
Busiest time of the day/night is 10:00PM - A few night owles hey...

Average of 9 Unique views a day (thats cool)

Whats some ideas to get more people to view the site?
(e.g. Stickers with "ccsalmon.blogspot.com", shirts, etc"

Hamilton Island Salmon Reunion

There is going to be a few salmon heading up north to visit the tropical salmon. We are going the first weekend of next month. I think it is the 3rd of june.. No dates are cemented but we are hopeing for a long weekend so we will need to get either the monday or the friday of that weekend off!!!

Hodge and Timmy are getting work off so we>>>>>>>>> can get sloshed with them ~!
Costs about $312 return
free acommidation, staying for 2 nights probably
Just leave a comment if u are interensted cause depending on who can get work off and who is keen.

Coffs Harbour Mission!!

Hello fello salmon, wilson is organising a mission up to coffs harbour this weekend....it will cost shit all cause wilson is driving with free petrol from his dads buisness! Prob going to hire a room, but will just pack it with people...Think theres 3 seats left in my car.. Leave a comment if ur keen, or if u can drive!

For all those cheep buggers u should be right with about $50 bux,....no excuses!!

Departure From Wilsons avoca house at 5 30-6pm friday the 26th
Coffs harbour arrival: 12:00am (go out stay up till 9am)
Check into wicked motel at 9:00am have a day sleep, surf and get ready for saturday night
(big night on the piss)

Departure from coffs at 10am sunday
Arival to salmon land 3:30pm sunday

to easy boyz who is keen?

WE WANT PHOTOS!!!!

The stupid selfportrait
Originally uploaded by dhammza.

This is going to be the last time I say it....

If you have photos on your computer, on your camera, on a friends camera, ANYWHERE!!!

We WANT THEM!!!

Send them to us by clicking the link on the right sidebar. This emails it to (ryan_liubinskas@hotmail.com). I will then put them up on the flickr site, which also has a link on the right. Or you can just click on one of the four photos on the sidebar and it will also take you there.

Its also really easy to create your own flickr, but if you couldn't be fucked, just leave a comment with your email addy and I will send you an email explaining how to upload your pics onto the website yourself. Its so easy, Traygo could even do it... (well maybe)

So send us all ya photos cunts, and keep them coming.

Salmon School??

That would be funny, the Salmon boys start teaching young kids everything they know.

What do you think some of the classes will be?

(e.g. How to pack a bong / How to handle your booze )

House officially warmed up...

Getting closer now..
Originally uploaded by Central Coast Salmon.

We all got together for Wilsons house warming (oh yes, Ben Shipply, Scott Anderson and Brett Anderson also live there) On Last Saturday night, and for those who came, you most likely got pretty fucked up.

The bath was full of booze but then emptied within a couple hours.

Dance floor with the smoke machine, strobe lights and big ass speakers made it all worth while.

Click on the picture to view more from Wilsons House Warming!!

The Official House Warming PARTY!!!!

Wilson is having a party! It gets a bit lonely out in avoca so were chuckin a huey party!!



When: 13th of may

Where 22 cabbage tree Rd Avoca, 1st street on the right past the water tower



What time: 5 till 3am if not crashin

Theme: Get pissed



OPEN HOUSE!!!

Oh What A Night!!!!

We all survived the sydney mission but only just as Wilson gives his hazey version of the night.

Before...

" Well it wasnt just a night for me my whole weekend was massive...Friday night i got talked into going to iguana joes, i was reluctant because i knew i had a massive night in syd saturday but i wasnt working sat so i thought, why not? Well the night was alot later than i expected, we went to woodies after and got smashed all night...I remember going to sleep at like 7 30 in the morning.....11 oclock sat morning hommo comes in with a beer for me and says "get up were on a bender"..i said "fuck off im sleeping" so he comes back 5 mins later with a bongo.... that got me up.

Tom's

So now it was basicaly a few hours till we headed down to syd, i was still drunk from the night before but what can u do, mundy and sean hadnt had a wink of sleep and hommo was starting to go crazy....We decided to go to toms before the city, he lives in Artarmon so its like 20 mins away, very convenient. We smashed a case of crusiers and grug had a whole bottle of sothern comfort before we even left toms....We ended up getting more beers before we reached the city.

Sydney

When we got to the city, we got off at town hall and had a couple of beers in a place called the "windsor" if i remember correctly but it was ful of old seedy men so we decided to go..

We ended up walking all the way to the harbour, dont ask me why it wasnt my idea... We were all smashed by the time we got there, it was about 12.00 but the night had only begun. We got into this club only to find out later it was an over 30's night, we all felt like kids, but we ended up stayin there for halvies, and in that time we worked the bartender pretty hard. I have no idea what that club was called, but ill go for T-k3 or something weird...

KINGS CROSS, SYDNEY

We were all gettin shitty with walkin around so we hailed about 4 or 5 taxis and all did a massive convoy to the cross, Kings cross. We got there and someone was like "follow me" so we did and we were waiting in this line to get into "YU" for about 20 mins and i got the shits and managed to talk everyone out of it!! Apparently it was pretty good, 2 of our crew ended up getting in an hour later.

We all met back as a full force at (hang on ive just gotta check the stamp on my arm) "The Enmore". I can remember being in the line behind Grug, and i could see the security talkin about how smashed he was, when we got to the door they said we were way to pissed to get into anywhere, and not only that he we were chewin our lips off at the time. So we ducked to the afl pub next door smashed a couple of beers then got straight into the enmore, (security guards cant remember anything for more than 5 mins down there) That was probably one of the funnest places, because it was filled with normal people and not people going nuts. I think we ended up staying there about 2 hours, i was buying doubble burbons and i can remember dancing on a podium and getting right into the music even though it shit!!! Everything was just good that night for some reason..hehe

We left the enmore at about 3 i think and walked across the road with all the boys into some strip joint called "Show Girls" A few of the boys had never been to one before so it was a bit of a reality check. I was surprised that there was cute girls striping in the cross, we ended up chatting up a few and got some free lap dances.. We also paid for heaps i dont know why... Then someone had a cracker of an idea and said lets all chuck in and get a private show, so we chucked in about 10 bucks between 8 of us, and this girl took us all into this booth out the back and went absolutly crazy, she was quite hot, but it was weird for me cause i was having a normal conversation with her when she looked like she was gettin her self off...Work is work i guess.

Back to Tom's

I think we had a beer or 2 on the way back to toms, we ended up gettin to his at like 6 30, and we all silently sat and let the sun burn the shit out of us for a couple of hours till someone said "hey lets go"
and we went home, Special tribute to Grug though who pushed him self to the limmit, passin out and getting lost then spewing all the way back to toms....he ended up getting to toms a few hours after we left, and lucky he did because we forgot marcel, who passed out in one of toms friends rooms! I didnt sleep all sunday till 9 30pm, and here i am in bed in the fetal position with my lapy under my dooner at 8 30 in the morning, feeling a bit guilty about having a sicky.....but who cares!! it was all worth it.
Thanks for a great night everyone that came....some people ended up only spending 20 dollars and had a good one, i cant say that for myself.. but for those who dogged it or couldnt come....Next time ur there B-ach!!

Luv you all Ryan Wilson

The End

Listen up Mother Fuckers

Wilson and Tom
Originally uploaded by Central Coast Salmon.

Over the weekend you might have received a message from Tom, it was so good that I think everyone should hear it, its one for the pool room...

"Listen up Mother Fuckers! Big Mince is going to fuck your shit up, SYDNEY STYLE! Keep next Saturday the 6th free coz mincey is going to drug and alcohol fuck your brain into a small, cookable pattie and fry that shit up!

I don't give a fuck wat we do! The Cross! The City! The Harbour! Who cares??? its the fucking city, we can be fuckwits and never see them again! I wanna fuck a tranny in the of the road, I wanna shoot up smack into my eyeball in a dark alley, I wanna fight cops and talk shit to randoms all night!!

Lets get proper fucked and show these Sydney cunts how we do it in the salmon!

Yewwwwww!!!

Something to Consider

hiccupp
Originally uploaded by snailbooty.

The most toxic recreational drugs, such as GHB (gamma-hydroxybutyrate) and heroin, have a lethal dose less than 10 times their typical effective dose. The largest cluster of substances has a lethal dose that is 10 to 20 times the effective dose: These include cocaine, MDMA (methylenedioxymethamphetamine, often called "ecstasy") and alcohol. A less toxic group of substances, requiring 20 to 80 times the effective dose to cause death, include Rohypnol (flunitrazepam or "roofies") and mescaline (peyote cactus). The least physiologically toxic substances, those requiring 100 to 1,000 times the effective dose to cause death, include psilocybin mushrooms and marijuana, when ingested.

Definition of Unlucky....

Groundburst
Originally uploaded by dingadingdang.

A 71-year-old man who went outside in the rain to pick up the Sunday newspaper plunged into a cesspool in his front yard, and his son and neighbor were sucked in when they tried to help.

The victims escaped, two with the help of firefighters, covered in raw sewage but not badly hurt.

www.wastedblog.com

Lenny turns 21

Lenny turned 21 on Sunday, Click Here to view his pics and leave him birthday wishes.

Glo in the Dark Tats

Anyone up for Glo in the Dark Tats??

Mat Cilia's 21st

Yummy
Originally uploaded by Central Coast Salmon.

I'm not going to say anything.

Absolutely nothing..
I'll leave completely to everyone that was there, to share their stories through comments!! Leave your birthday wishes as well if ya want.

Click on our "CCS Flickr" link on the right to view photos.

Bonnies sign guard Fereti

Rising Higher..
Originally uploaded by TiMm1.

ST. BONAVENTURE, N.Y. - St. Bonaventure signed a pair of junior college teammates to National Letters of Intent on Wednesday. Zarryon Fereti, a 6-foot-4 shooting guard from Central Coast, New South Wales, Australia.

Over Fereti's two seasons at Southern Idaho, he made 128 three-pointers and helped the Golden Eagles to a combined record of 57-13. His sophomore season, Fereti averaged 14.3 points, 4.0 rebounds and 2.7 assists per game. Southern Idaho's third-leading scorer, he made 77 three-pointers in 32 games (2.4 per game) and shot 34 percent from long range as well as 81 percent (93-115) from the free throw line. Fereti scored 20 points or more six times with a season high of 33 points. As a freshman in 2004-05, Fereti averaged 9.6 points and shot 42 percent (51-120) from three-point range.

Visit - http://gobonnies.cstv.com/

Its all fun and games till your kids fall in the sewer

SHATTERED!! cya kids.........