Tuesday, October 10, 2006

This is Marcel... He likes to drink!

He likes to drink soo much he even thought he could take on Ed... the Kiwi.

Ed thought bad for Marcel so he said
"I will have swigs of the bottle, and you only have to have shots. "
They started with 3/4 bottle of bourbon and by the end of the bottle, Marcel only had 4-5 shots while Ed had swigged his way to the dreggs.

THE WINNER: Ed! By K.O.

Ed's Final words -

"Don't fuck with a Kiwi"

P.s If none of you realised yet, Marcel has gone back over to his home country Germany, Lube has an Aussie flag that we will be signing farewell messages on. Please try and drop over to our house sometime and send your love!

Monday, October 09, 2006

Galliano STUNT MEN!


Bronte to Coogee Beach Walk
Originally uploaded by kpzoo.
Thats right! We are an official Galliano Stunt Group!

By making it into the top 10 for the "Stunt Guy" we had to peform our dirty trick at the Palace on Coogee Beach, Sydney.

Wilson, Grug, and Lube were put into a room in the VIBE HOTEL in Rushcutters Bay, dance our asses off at the Empire Hotel until 3 in the morning, leaving the hotel at 6 in the morning to wait around all fucking day at Coogee Beach in Sydney.

We had to be there by 6:30AM but our stunt wasn't on until 6:30 PM!

Thank fuck for Mundi and Brendo who had the guts to join the party late in the evening. We soon learned that you CAN drink all day (7 beers, 3-4 vodka shots, jello shots) and still LEGALLY drive when Brendo and Mundi, who were nicely shitfaced when we picked them up, blew only 0.03 (mundi) and 0.04 (Brendo) into the breathalizer before the stunt!

The stunt went as spastic as we expected, doing the Hoff... Glad wrap style... turning grug into a cacoon... then falling to the floor only to have Wilson jump on him and yell Stacks on!

VOTING BEGINS OCTOBER 23RD - SPREAD THE WORD!!!

CLICK HERE TO VOTE

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Wrapped!

Ok... So we're in the TOP 10

Basically Grug Wilson and Lube (Anyone else that is willing to join in is invited to dance with us!) will be down in Sydney this Saturday morning/lunch at the Galliano "Stunt Guy" Event.

DANCING IN GLAD WRAP - NOTHING ELSE!!!

We have to do some kind of act, dance in the crowed or just be idiots (that'll be easy)... with about 100+ people there + everyone on the beach watching + NATIONAL TV!

To add to this, we have to be sober!

We need Suggestions to make this the winning stunt, we have to win this prize otherwise it all goes to shame!

We need suggestions... NOW!

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

We've been shortlisted!!!


Lil' Toni
Originally uploaded by candy snap.
Wilson - Grug - Ando - Johny - Pricey - Prousty(s) -

CALLING ALL SALMON and FRIENDS!

We have been shortlisted for the Galliano Dare competition!

Our dare is to have a night out in the city with Glad wrap as our clothing - I have been informed that the conditions are that we will be on the beach instead with a small dj stage - but its a family event so it will just be small (ish) - I am fucking keen as to win this prize - We need to reply with names and shit by TONIGHT!

Spread the word and get back to me - 04114 307 91

The Price - Ultimate boys weekend to Melbourne worth over 7 grand!

The evolution...

sour cream taco sweet chilli cheese......

socracosweese....



After a second sample and a little pondering in the salmon pond....the evolution continues...

cheesacosweeme...

sweemacosour...

sour sweemaco...


And after a final third sample and 3 packets of jatz.... the evolution came to a pinacle!!!

SOUR SALMON SWEEMACO!!!

Give it a go boys...It'll rock your world!!!

chillax

Grug and wilson

grilson

wilug

wug

gillson

grugilson
Sir Grugilson

Time for another bong....catch ya boyz
yeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!



Salmon Smako!!!

Wilson And Grug Checkin in.....

We have just sampled jess's new dip!!! the latest of her latest cooking inventions....
1 Part Sour Cream
1/2 Part Taco Seasoning
1/4 Part Sweet Chilli Sauce
100g grated cheese
1 pinch salt/pepper

Either we are both really stonned or this is the greatest dip ever invented....so we have decided to bottle it up and create a franchise but first we need to create a name.....
Heres what weve got to work with...

sour cream taco sweet chilli cheese

Monday, October 02, 2006

NEW YEARS F@#$%& EVE!!!!

Hello fellow salmon, this is Peter Salmon, your leader.....I have recived information that you guys dont know whats going on for new years...I understand that some of you are planning big trips away early next year and some just dont have the money to do anything too crazy.....
I (peter) was just proposing that we all swim down stream to the south coast, u guys know i have connections, back in the dam...so yeah heres the deal!!!

I have organised, a mad double story pad, at Mollymook (just outside of Ulludulla) for the salmon to "ponder" or become "smoked" for a couple of days over NEW YEARS EVE



Dates:29 dec-3rd jan
Theme:Salmon
Cost:...Petty....food and alcohol..... The Salmon leader...I...Peter.... have summoned up my south coast brothers and they have agreed to cover the accomodation for us warm water dwellers, I might see u boys in the surf some time soon....If your lucky!!!!


Peace out

Peter Salmon

Wicked!


Parklife Sydney 2006
Originally uploaded by Stefan Savva.
Kid Kenobi! - Mark Farina - Mix Master Mike (Your the bomb) - Krafty Kuts (Good, but coulda been better)

Anyone that didn't go.... missed out!

Johny will upload his photos and movies soon, keen an eye out :-)

Thursday, September 28, 2006

Vote !!



Log on (Or Register) - www.threedworld.com.au/dma

Then VOTE!!!

Kid Confucious - BEST URBAN ACT!!!



Some recent reviews -

"Having spent the past four years as an unknown quantity, the band's excellent self-titled album (released last month) has seen them pick up plenty of attention." - The Age.

How it should be!


How it should be!
Originally uploaded by Lube's Life.
Click on the picture and read the Q's and A's

Go The Swannies


Cheer Cheer the Red and the White!!!!!!

Whats everyone doing for Grand Final day??? Cant wait to see Goods take on Judd and Baz to hopfuly kick a bag full!!

Tuesday, September 26, 2006


All-Inclusive Price:$8.04 each $241.20 total
Standard 2-week delivery (free!)
Yupoong Classic Trucker Hat -
White/ Kelly Screenprinting:
1 Color Front Quantity:30 (30 One Size)

Check it out at - www.customink.com

If you make a cool design, send it to centralcoastsalmon@hotmail.com and we'll put it up.

Monday, September 25, 2006

WARNING!!

DON'T FORGET AFTER READING TO WATCH THE VIDEO AT THE END!!!

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local
pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.

Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer."

The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several
beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their
life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In
extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and
punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall
victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are
male support groups where you can discuss the details of your
shocking encounter with similarly victimized men.
For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book.

For a video to see how beer works click here?

http://www.brackenspub.com/beer.swf

Many men claim they have never been to bed with an ugly woman but a
lot of them have woken up next to one.

Party Pics


shippaz
Originally uploaded by hazitgahn mcgahn.
Johny has (Finally!!) uploaded some photos from Marcel's Farewell and Lubes 22nd Party. There are still more to come but you can get the gist of the night from these shots.....

CLICK ON THE PHOTO TO VISIT THE PHOTO SITE!

Thursday, September 21, 2006

The Moment Has Arrived!


the moment
Originally uploaded by voux.
PARKLIFE IS NEARLY HERE!!!

OCTOBER 1ST 2006!

Who is going? and what are the after party plans???

Monday, September 18, 2006

check it out...

Alright boys.....check out this link... www.gallianostuntguys.com ....come up with your best ideas and submit them....theres some wicked prizes....lets go nuts boys!

Sunday, September 17, 2006

Wilson's weekly tip

dont chase parked cars or u will end up looking like a dropped pie.

Thursday, September 14, 2006

Smoked Salmon!

This is so fucking funny boys!

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Monday, September 11, 2006

Big Day Out Update

Attentsion Salmon the...
website is currently down, due to people g-ing it up for next year. Tickets will be on sale very soon so get a spare $100 ready for the next few weeks.
CCS capes will be on sale for about $10 so in this topic write, any new info and let us know if your in!!!

Saturday, September 09, 2006

Remember Me?

This is Markos....

Miss you guys.

like the song says... "don't u forget about me"

hugs and kisses

Markos

PS i've been checkin johnny's photos you cunts look like u've been having way too much fun without me... and oooh i'd love a cigarette, i've had maybe 5 since i've been here...that's close to a month already! FUCK time flies.

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

REMINDER! - Marcel's Farewell and Lubes 22nd PARTY!!!


DSCN0317
Originally uploaded by hazitgahn mcgahn.
REMINDER THAT - On SATURDAY the 9th SEPTEMBER we will be having a massive party here on the coast at The Lilly Pad at Springina (Springfield/Erina)

Marcel is our German mate who has been with us since the start of the year but will be leaving on the 18th of September. So we are having a house party on the coast on the 8th and a night out in the city on the following weekend... the 15th (The Following Friday - For all those who can make it to the city! Another post to come to explain this night)

Everyone that knows Marcel can come, as I'm sure you want to have one final piss up. It is also a double for Ryan Liubinskas's 22nd Birthday so it is set to be a pretty big night!

WHEN: 12PM SATURDAY 9th SEPTEMBER
BBQ starts at 12 - We are buying 4 cases of beer/bourbon for those who make it early - When its gone, make sure you bring enough for yourself to get FUCKED up for the rest of the night, next morning etc!

NEW RULE!! - ENTRY FEE IS A BOTTLE OF SPIRITS!!! THESE WILL BE GONE BY THE NEXT DAY - WITH OR WITHOUT YOUR HELP!

THEME: Marcel is having touble deciding on a theme for the night. My suggestion was to have "ONLY BEER" but thats not going to happen since we're expecting to finnish off all our cases then get into the many bottles of spirits we will have (Tequilla shots, YAGA BOMBs!, etc) So at the moment I'm thinking - Lets just call it the SPIRIT of OCTOBERFEST! No dress code... we just get FUCKED UP!

There will be beds but make sure you tell us you will be staying or expecting to stay so we can make sure we got enough shit to cover you up or you will be sleeping outside! haha

Please leave your nice/nasty farewell messages on here for him as I'm sure he will cry like a little girl if no-one says anything!

Promo Gear!

Grug and Wilson - I know your keen on this shit!


We gotta get together and design some good ones to print off! Lubes in!

Monday, September 04, 2006

Steve Irwin - 1962-2006


200px-Steve-Irwin
Originally uploaded by afdn.
THE Crocodile Hunter, Steve Irwin, is dead.

He was killed in a freak accident in Cairns, police sources said today.It is understood he was killed by a stingray barb that went through his chest.

He was swimming off the Low Isles at Port Douglas filming an underwater documentary when the tragedy occured. Irwin's body is being flown to Cairns.

Irwin - known worldwide as the Crocodile Hunter - is famous for his enthusiasm for wildlife and his catchcry "Crikey!".

Tributes have already started pouring in for the larger-than-life character.

"It would be difficult to estimate how much he was worth. And it would be difficult to underestimate."

Steve Irwin is a national hero who has won the hearts of all Aussies!

Saturday, September 02, 2006

Johnny and the Pigs


DSCN0185
Originally uploaded by hazitgahn mcgahn.
When Johnny gets told "KEEP THE NOISE DOWN - YOU HAVE HAD A NOISE COMPLAINT! IF YOU FAIL TO DO SO AND WE COME BACK - WE WILL GIVE YOU A FINE ON THE SPOT!"

He just gets a photo with them.... YEH JOHNNY!

Thats alot of Weed


Its amazing the places you end up when you sleepwalk!!!

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Hazitgahn McGahn's Photo's


DSCN0222
Originally uploaded by hazitgahn mcgahn.
Johnny Mac has succesfully got his photos online. There are some wicked WICKED photos on here so please check them out and leave comments as you so please.

Marcels Farewell!


DSCN0106
Originally uploaded by johnny_mcgowan.

On SATURDAY the 9th SEPTEMBER we will be having a massive party here on the coast at The Lilly Pad at Springina (Springfield/Erina)

Marcel is our German mate who has been with us since the start of the year but will be leaving on the 18th of September. So we are having a house party on the coast on the 8th and a night out in the city on the following weekend... the 15th (The Following Friday - For all those who can make it to the city! Another post to come to explain this night)

Everyone that knows Marcel can come, as I'm sure you want to have one final piss up. It is also a double for Ryan Liubinskas's 22nd Birthday so it is set to be a pretty big night!

WHEN: 12PM SATURDAY 9th SEPTEMBER
BBQ starts at 12 - We are buying 4 cases of beer/bourbon for those who make it early - When its gone, make sure you bring enough for yourself to get FUCKED up for the rest of the night, next morning etc!

THEME: Marcel is having touble deciding on a theme for the night. My suggestion was to have "ONLY BEER" but thats not going to happen since we're expecting to finnish off all our cases then get into the many bottles of spirits we will have (Tequilla shots, YAGA BOMBs!, etc) So at the moment I'm thinking - Lets just call it the SPIRIT of OCTOBERFEST! No dress code... we just get FUCKED UP!

There will be beds but make sure you tell us you will be staying or expecting to stay so we can make sure we got enough shit to cover you up or you will be sleeping outside! haha

Please leave your nice/nasty farewell messages on here for him as I'm sure he will cry like a little girl if no-one says anything!

Thursday, August 24, 2006

Marcel and Ryans PARTY!!!


Random...
Originally uploaded by Lube's Life.
We have two occasions to celebrate so I thought it would be best to just put them both on the same night. Well one isn't really celebrating, Marcel, our German little Salmon, is going home on September the 18th! and Lubes (Ryan) birthday is on the 4th of September so we are thinking of just putting them both together!

DATE: 9th of September
What time: It will be BBQ during the day... around 1-2PM so come as early as you like and enjoy... it will finnish late Sunday Arvo!

Early Days yet... just wanted to let everyone know so they can put some time/money and friends aside for it!

Leave a comment if you can't make it and if you are important enough... we may even decide to change the date! haha

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

RHCP!!


Red Hot Chilli Peppers
Originally uploaded by Makgobokgobo.
Tickets on sale Fri 1 Sep, 9am

TOUR DATES:*
Sat 7 Apr - Adelaide Entertainment Centre
Fri 13 Apr - Brisbane Entertainment Centre
Mon 16 Apr - Acer Arena (formerly Sydney SuperDome), Sydney

PRICES:*
Acer Arena (formerly Sydney SuperDome)
Chili Bowl - $139.90 (Front GA on the Floor)
Rear GA Floor - $119.90 (Back GA on the Floor)
Reserved Seating - $119.90 (1st & 2nd Elevations - Main Concourse & Club Level)
Reserved Seating - $99.90 (3rd Elevation - Upper Concourse)

I know you all want to go... but lets just get a crew number so we can buy a lump of tickets in 1 section early... cause they WILL SELL OUT FAST!!! I MEAN - 10 Minutes FAST!

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Sounds on Sunday


Sounds on Sunday
Originally uploaded by robin.dickson.
Sounds On Sunday is Sydney's longest running and most successful weekly Sunday outdoor event, employing a selection of Sydney's best DJs with regular international guests at the beautiful Greenwood Hotel.

Come to Sounds on Sunday for a fun and funky party vibe,

Come down this SUNDAY - 27/08/2006

Courtyard
2:00 – 4:00
Seven
4:00 – 6:00
Craig Obey
6:00 – 8:00
Trix & Goodfella
8:00 – 10:00
Shamus B2B Wei-Shen

Ditch the boredom of Sunday afternoons and get down to Sounds on Sunday for good times and great music.

Monday, August 21, 2006

PARKLIFE '06'


Feet and 'flops
Originally uploaded by Andy Lock.

GET READY! GET EXCITED! ITS PARKLIFE 06 BABY!!

What you should expect: ElectroHip HopHouseJazzFunkBreak Beats FUN!

More Info

Lineup: (Not Finalised) Coldcut, Cut Chemist (USA), Freeform Five (UK), Ian Pooley, Jay-J (USA), Latrice, Krafty Kuts (UK), Mark Farina, Mattafix, Mixmaster Mike (USA), Peter Hook (UK), Stanton Warriors (UK), Tim Deluxe, Touche, Who Made Who, Funktrust Collective, Goodwill, Jamie Doom, Gus Da Hoodrat, Jonathan Wall, Kid Kenobi, MC Sureshock, James Taylor, Midnight Juggernauts, Mo Funk, Q45, Trix, Goodfella

Click here for a map of the park!

Not sure where the Coast Crew will be sitting, leave some comments if you have been to the park before and you know a good spot. This day will go OFF ITS ROCKER! IF YOU MISS THIS, YOU MISS OUT!

Sunday, August 20, 2006

Marky Mark

Markos here,

I'm living in Perth. It is good. I have a job, i start on Monday. Started TAFE on saturday. It was easy.

come and visit... im kinda BORED!!

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!


all u salmon look after yourselves.


cheers.

4 SLAM - Basketball Tournament


Reach
Originally uploaded by The Tattered Coat.
Male and Female teams are invited to enter the first annual 4-SLAM Basketball tournament held on the NSW Central Coast.

This modified 4 on 4 full court event will be conducted over the October long weekend @ Bridgecoast Basketball Stadium in Terrigal. Teams are encouraged to enter early as the number of teams will be limited. The divisions available are: Junior Youth (13-15); Senior Youth (16-18); Open (19-25) & Masters (26+).

When: 30th September - 2nd October
Where: Terrigal, NSW @ Bridgecoast Stadium
Cost: $25-40 (Court fees and insurance)

Rules: 9ft Baskets, 3 & 4 Point Lines, Points for Fouls, No dribble zone, plus much much more.

Call Shawn Sykes on 0404 361 220 to register or further info!

Even if you don't play, it will be an awsome event to come watch! You all ask for more action in basketball, heres where its at BIACH!

Friday, August 18, 2006

Shippa has a RIPPER! (Fuck thats gay)


Suck on it
Originally uploaded by Central Coast Salmon.
Hey All Salmon!

Just a reminder that you and all must be in sydney on sat night for my birthday or die an unimaginable death...

(He's not Joking)

Thursday, August 10, 2006

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

The Hampster

Traygo... this is for you ya KIWI!!

10,000+

We have reached over 10,000 visits to the site!

I thought a congratulations is in order or something so I put this post up.

Also... you will see on the sidebar a new tool. It shows where in the world people are visiting our site.



Give it a couple weeks and we'll see some dots appearing!

Monday, August 07, 2006

House Warming / Birthday Bash


Fire in the sky, Seattle
Originally uploaded by Piero Sierra.
This Friday night - 11th of August - We are having people over for a mix of events. We have to officially warm up the house at our new location in Springina (Springfield/Erina) and also Celebrate Lanas 19th Birthday!!

All Salmon are invited as well as anyone else we might tell along the way. You will have to call Lube, Lana, Chandrika or Traygo to get the address cause we're not posting it on here.

Here is a mesage from Salmon Security...

~ Any of lanas friends that are invited you are more than welcome to come and join the fun...... but for the people that are not invited and think that they can get in dont even bother driving out of your drive way, cause you wont get in, even if you and yo boys are wearin bandanas.~ Salmon Security

ANYONE WHO WANTS TO COME - LEAVE A COMMENT!

Fcuked


Tommy Close up
Originally uploaded by Lube's Life.
Marky Mark ended up sending me some camera phone shots from Toms house last Friday night.

Dude - That was one fucked up night. If anyone saw me throwing up at the petrol station on the drive home it would of been a sight to avoide! haha

Check out the rest of the shots here....

http://www.flickr.com/photos/lubeslife/

Thursday, August 03, 2006

Big up to Wilson!


Angry Electrical Cloud
Originally uploaded by SoopahViv.
I thought that Wilson needed a congrats for his efforts last week...

60hours or work...

plus 24hours travel

total 84hours :(

... plus a party : - )

And he works with Electricity!!

New Zealand SNOW TRIP!!!!


Orlando
Originally uploaded by MarkBauch.
Got way too pissed off at everyone else but myself going to the snow this year... so lets start planning for next year now!

I reckon New Zealand is looking pretty nice. Cheap, no crowds, Traygos family live there... hehe.

Here is one example of a package. But I reckon we should do it on the cheap so we get more boarding time!!

www.skidealsnz.com

Ski Time is a place to mix with the locals and enjoy the true small ski town big mountain area know as Mt Hutt & Methven Village. The rooms are tastefull decorated and the cosy lounge area, fire place, restaurant and bar of the lodge make it a favourite of the locals and visitors. The package includes 6 Nights Ski Time Lodge incl light bfast 7 Day Compact Car Hire 3 Days Ski and Activity pass 1 Free Mid-week Mt Hutt Day Pass.

Total Duration: 7 days
Rate: $699.00 per person

The Salmon Crews newest member!















Click here to read about it

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

The Big Lebowski - F_cking Short Version

Had to do it....
Last one...

Fuck Like Rabbits!
Trigger Happy TV Clip

This show is fucking wicked! Kinda like Canded Camera but with a Skit Mix to it.... Check out the "Best of" by

Lets visit Tom!


Heres to Tom
Originally uploaded by Lube's Life.
Tom is organising for people to come down to his this weekend to get on it and have a fully sick night out bro....

The Lilly Pads House Warming has been postponed... (I think) until next week when its Lana's birthday... kinda kill two birds with one stone.

BUT no worries, we still have a place to get wasted and run a muck this weekend..... ARTARMON, SYDNEY!!

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Christmas in JULY - THIS SATURDAY!!


Green Apple Splash
Originally uploaded by lorrainemd.
Get your santa costume out Christmas has arrived early!!

The boys at Avoca (Shipley, Scott, Wilson, Brett) are chuckin a party!

When:29th of july
Where:22 cabbage tree rd Avoca\
Wear: Come dressed in anything Green or Red.
Bring: Heaps of piss, and chuck it in the esky bath!!
What? yep thats right

This one is going to be big. May even be the last one at the house. Tell everyone and anyone who knows the boys (Shipley, Scott, Wilson, Brett) or any of the salmon!

Monday, July 24, 2006

The Lilly Pad :-)


Smiles allround
Originally uploaded by Lube's Life.
Traygo, Lana, Chandrika and Lube moved in together over the weekend into a sweet little place in Erina/Springfield.

House warming will be sometime over the next month or so, We will keep you posted.

If you wanna drop in and say ELLO call us to get the address.

Ryan Lube = 04114 307 91

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Party Cups

Oversized party cups... Its about time!!!

Monday, July 17, 2006

Zidane Headbutt update

New footage prooving there was more to the HEADBUTT!!!

The Americans Point of View
















The Italian's















Hardcore Italian Fans















More can be found by clicking here
Knock the Fuck Out!

Looking for something to put up for Kevs 18th and this was the best I could find!

The Salmon crew did their job and kept the gatecrashers fucking up the party but we definately felt too old to be there with young 18 year old (or younger) kids running around!

Leave some comments about the night.

Like the guy who couldn't remember who's party he was at??

Thursday, July 13, 2006

Hodgy is BACK!


Hodgy
Originally uploaded by Central Coast Salmon.
On the coast for the weekend. He is down for his brothers 18th.