It's on at this cool new venue called the forum which is near the Horden on the 11th of nov so next saturday night, tickets only $20 so let us know if u wanna come and i'll grab one for you, I understand that Metal is definately a caviar and there's a lot of haters out there but you gotta see these f*ckers coz of their talent for what they do...... and hopefully bash some emo'z, tom..
Saturday, November 04, 2006
Call to Arms
It's on at this cool new venue called the forum which is near the Horden on the 11th of nov so next saturday night, tickets only $20 so let us know if u wanna come and i'll grab one for you, I understand that Metal is definately a caviar and there's a lot of haters out there but you gotta see these f*ckers coz of their talent for what they do...... and hopefully bash some emo'z, tom..
Friday, November 03, 2006
BEASTIE BOYS @ GOOD VIBES 2007
All Pre-Order tickets are now sold out.
General tickets will be on sale from 9am Monday November 6th.
Sat 17th Feb – Centennial Park, Sydney
Beastie Boys
Jurassic 5
Timo Maas
Cassius
Nightmares On Wax
Desyn Masiello
Rahzel
DJ Yoda
Cut Copy
Ursula 1000
London Elektricity
Fort Knox Five & Thunderball
DJ Dan
Kraak & Smaak
Cicada
Wednesday, November 01, 2006
Must...Beat.... The Poms!!!
WE MUST GET OUR TITLE BACK!!!
London has officially hosted the world's biggest pub crawl, snatching the record from the small regional Queensland city of Maryborough. A final total of 2278 registered drinkers took part in London's world record attempt on October 14, just 41 more than officially attended Maryborough's record-setting attempt in June this year.
So to Win... we need more than 2500 people willing to do a pub crawl!! Do you think we can do it! I KNOW WE CAN!!
Maryborough said the Brits' success had made organisers determined to hold an even bigger pub crawl next year and bring the title back to Australia. Lets hold it on the Central Coast Instead!!!
Monday, October 23, 2006
VOTE VOTE VOTE!!!!
WE NEED YOUR VOTES!!!Go to http://www.gallianostuntguys.com/stuntguys.html and VOTE for CLING WRAP BOOGIE!!!
Friday, October 13, 2006
Thursday, October 12, 2006
BDO TICKETS ON SALE 9AM TOMORROW!
Where: Sydney Showground Olympic Park Thu, Jan 25 2007, 11:00am
The Line Up!
Tool
Muse
Violent Femmes
The Killers
Peaches & Herms
My Chemical Romance
Spank Rock
Jet
Eskimo Joe
Scribe
Evermore
The Sleepy Jackson (Aus only)
The Herd (Aus only)
The Spazzys (Aus only)
www.bigdayout.com
Tuesday, October 10, 2006

He likes to drink soo much he even thought he could take on Ed... the Kiwi.
Ed thought bad for Marcel so he said
"I will have swigs of the bottle, and you only have to have shots. "
They started with 3/4 bottle of bourbon and by the end of the bottle, Marcel only had 4-5 shots while Ed had swigged his way to the dreggs.
THE WINNER: Ed! By K.O.
Monday, October 09, 2006
Galliano STUNT MEN!
By making it into the top 10 for the "Stunt Guy" we had to peform our dirty trick at the Palace on Coogee Beach, Sydney.
Wilson, Grug, and Lube were put into a room in the VIBE HOTEL in Rushcutters Bay, dance our asses off at the Empire Hotel until 3 in the morning, leaving the hotel at 6 in the morning to wait around all fucking day at Coogee Beach in Sydney.
We had to be there by 6:30AM but our stunt wasn't on until 6:30 PM!
Thank fuck for Mundi and Brendo who had the guts to join the party late in the evening. We soon learned that you CAN drink all day (7 beers, 3-4 vodka shots, jello shots) and still LEGALLY drive when Brendo and Mundi, who were nicely shitfaced when we picked them up, blew only 0.03 (mundi) and 0.04 (Brendo) into the breathalizer before the stunt!
The stunt went as spastic as we expected, doing the Hoff... Glad wrap style... turning grug into a cacoon... then falling to the floor only to have Wilson jump on him and yell Stacks on!
VOTING BEGINS OCTOBER 23RD - SPREAD THE WORD!!!
CLICK HERE TO VOTE
Wednesday, October 04, 2006
Wrapped!
Ok... So we're in the TOP 10
Basically Grug Wilson and Lube (Anyone else that is willing to join in is invited to dance with us!) will be down in Sydney this Saturday morning/lunch at the Galliano "Stunt Guy" Event.
DANCING IN GLAD WRAP - NOTHING ELSE!!!
We have to do some kind of act, dance in the crowed or just be idiots (that'll be easy)... with about 100+ people there + everyone on the beach watching + NATIONAL TV!
To add to this, we have to be sober!
We need Suggestions to make this the winning stunt, we have to win this prize otherwise it all goes to shame!
We need suggestions... NOW!
Tuesday, October 03, 2006
We've been shortlisted!!!
CALLING ALL SALMON and FRIENDS!
We have been shortlisted for the Galliano Dare competition!
Our dare is to have a night out in the city with Glad wrap as our clothing - I have been informed that the conditions are that we will be on the beach instead with a small dj stage - but its a family event so it will just be small (ish) - I am fucking keen as to win this prize - We need to reply with names and shit by TONIGHT!
Spread the word and get back to me - 04114 307 91
The Price - Ultimate boys weekend to Melbourne worth over 7 grand!
The evolution...
socracosweese....

After a second sample and a little pondering in the salmon pond....the evolution continues...
cheesacosweeme...
sweemacosour...
sour sweemaco...

And after a final third sample and 3 packets of jatz.... the evolution came to a pinacle!!!
SOUR SALMON SWEEMACO!!!
Give it a go boys...It'll rock your world!!!
chillax
Grug and wilson
grilson
wilug
wug
gillson
grugilson
Sir Grugilson
Time for another bong....catch ya boyz
yeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!
Salmon Smako!!!
We have just sampled jess's new dip!!! the latest of her latest cooking inventions....
1 Part Sour Cream
1/2 Part Taco Seasoning
1/4 Part Sweet Chilli Sauce
100g grated cheese
1 pinch salt/pepper
Either we are both really stonned or this is the greatest dip ever invented....so we have decided to bottle it up and create a franchise but first we need to create a name.....
Heres what weve got to work with...
sour cream taco sweet chilli cheese
Monday, October 02, 2006
NEW YEARS F@#$%& EVE!!!!
I (peter) was just proposing that we all swim down stream to the south coast, u guys know i have connections, back in the dam...so yeah heres the deal!!!
I have organised, a mad double story pad, at Mollymook (just outside of Ulludulla) for the salmon to "ponder" or become "smoked" for a couple of days over NEW YEARS EVE


Dates:29 dec-3rd jan
Theme:Salmon
Cost:...Petty....food and alcohol..... The Salmon leader...I...Peter.... have summoned up my south coast brothers and they have agreed to cover the accomodation for us warm water dwellers, I might see u boys in the surf some time soon....If your lucky!!!!
Peace out
Peter Salmon
Wicked!
Anyone that didn't go.... missed out!
Johny will upload his photos and movies soon, keen an eye out :-)
Thursday, September 28, 2006
Vote !!

Log on (Or Register) - www.threedworld.com.au/dma
Then VOTE!!!
Kid Confucious - BEST URBAN ACT!!!
"Having spent the past four years as an unknown quantity, the band's excellent self-titled album (released last month) has seen them pick up plenty of attention." - The Age.
Go The Swannies
Tuesday, September 26, 2006

All-Inclusive Price:$8.04 each $241.20 total
Standard 2-week delivery (free!)
Yupoong Classic Trucker Hat -
White/ Kelly Screenprinting:
1 Color Front Quantity:30 (30 One Size)
Check it out at - www.customink.com
If you make a cool design, send it to centralcoastsalmon@hotmail.com and we'll put it up.
Monday, September 25, 2006
WARNING!!
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local
pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.
Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer."
The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.
Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several
beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.
At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their
life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In
extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and
punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.
Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall
victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are
male support groups where you can discuss the details of your
shocking encounter with similarly victimized men.
For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book.
For a video to see how beer works click here?
http://www.brackenspub.com/beer.swf
Many men claim they have never been to bed with an ugly woman but a
lot of them have woken up next to one.
Party Pics
CLICK ON THE PHOTO TO VISIT THE PHOTO SITE!
Thursday, September 21, 2006
The Moment Has Arrived!
OCTOBER 1ST 2006!
Who is going? and what are the after party plans???
Monday, September 18, 2006
check it out...
Sunday, September 17, 2006
Thursday, September 14, 2006
Tuesday, September 12, 2006
Monday, September 11, 2006
Big Day Out Update
Saturday, September 09, 2006
Remember Me?
Miss you guys.
like the song says... "don't u forget about me"
hugs and kisses
Markos
PS i've been checkin johnny's photos you cunts look like u've been having way too much fun without me... and oooh i'd love a cigarette, i've had maybe 5 since i've been here...that's close to a month already! FUCK time flies.
Tuesday, September 05, 2006
REMINDER! - Marcel's Farewell and Lubes 22nd PARTY!!!
Marcel is our German mate who has been with us since the start of the year but will be leaving on the 18th of September. So we are having a house party on the coast on the 8th and a night out in the city on the following weekend... the 15th (The Following Friday - For all those who can make it to the city! Another post to come to explain this night)
Everyone that knows Marcel can come, as I'm sure you want to have one final piss up. It is also a double for Ryan Liubinskas's 22nd Birthday so it is set to be a pretty big night!
WHEN: 12PM SATURDAY 9th SEPTEMBER
BBQ starts at 12 - We are buying 4 cases of beer/bourbon for those who make it early - When its gone, make sure you bring enough for yourself to get FUCKED up for the rest of the night, next morning etc!
NEW RULE!! - ENTRY FEE IS A BOTTLE OF SPIRITS!!! THESE WILL BE GONE BY THE NEXT DAY - WITH OR WITHOUT YOUR HELP!
THEME: Marcel is having touble deciding on a theme for the night. My suggestion was to have "ONLY BEER" but thats not going to happen since we're expecting to finnish off all our cases then get into the many bottles of spirits we will have (Tequilla shots, YAGA BOMBs!, etc) So at the moment I'm thinking - Lets just call it the SPIRIT of OCTOBERFEST! No dress code... we just get FUCKED UP!
There will be beds but make sure you tell us you will be staying or expecting to stay so we can make sure we got enough shit to cover you up or you will be sleeping outside! haha
Please leave your nice/nasty farewell messages on here for him as I'm sure he will cry like a little girl if no-one says anything!
Monday, September 04, 2006
Steve Irwin - 1962-2006
He was killed in a freak accident in Cairns, police sources said today.It is understood he was killed by a stingray barb that went through his chest.
He was swimming off the Low Isles at Port Douglas filming an underwater documentary when the tragedy occured. Irwin's body is being flown to Cairns.
Irwin - known worldwide as the Crocodile Hunter - is famous for his enthusiasm for wildlife and his catchcry "Crikey!".
Tributes have already started pouring in for the larger-than-life character.
"It would be difficult to estimate how much he was worth. And it would be difficult to underestimate."
Steve Irwin is a national hero who has won the hearts of all Aussies!
Saturday, September 02, 2006
Johnny and the Pigs
He just gets a photo with them.... YEH JOHNNY!
Tuesday, August 29, 2006
Hazitgahn McGahn's Photo's
Marcels Farewell!
On SATURDAY the 9th SEPTEMBER we will be having a massive party here on the coast at The Lilly Pad at Springina (Springfield/Erina)
Marcel is our German mate who has been with us since the start of the year but will be leaving on the 18th of September. So we are having a house party on the coast on the 8th and a night out in the city on the following weekend... the 15th (The Following Friday - For all those who can make it to the city! Another post to come to explain this night)
Everyone that knows Marcel can come, as I'm sure you want to have one final piss up. It is also a double for Ryan Liubinskas's 22nd Birthday so it is set to be a pretty big night!
WHEN: 12PM SATURDAY 9th SEPTEMBER
BBQ starts at 12 - We are buying 4 cases of beer/bourbon for those who make it early - When its gone, make sure you bring enough for yourself to get FUCKED up for the rest of the night, next morning etc!
THEME: Marcel is having touble deciding on a theme for the night. My suggestion was to have "ONLY BEER" but thats not going to happen since we're expecting to finnish off all our cases then get into the many bottles of spirits we will have (Tequilla shots, YAGA BOMBs!, etc) So at the moment I'm thinking - Lets just call it the SPIRIT of OCTOBERFEST! No dress code... we just get FUCKED UP!
There will be beds but make sure you tell us you will be staying or expecting to stay so we can make sure we got enough shit to cover you up or you will be sleeping outside! haha
Please leave your nice/nasty farewell messages on here for him as I'm sure he will cry like a little girl if no-one says anything!
Thursday, August 24, 2006
Marcel and Ryans PARTY!!!
DATE: 9th of September
What time: It will be BBQ during the day... around 1-2PM so come as early as you like and enjoy... it will finnish late Sunday Arvo!
Early Days yet... just wanted to let everyone know so they can put some time/money and friends aside for it!
Leave a comment if you can't make it and if you are important enough... we may even decide to change the date! haha
Wednesday, August 23, 2006
RHCP!!
TOUR DATES:*
Sat 7 Apr - Adelaide Entertainment Centre
Fri 13 Apr - Brisbane Entertainment Centre
Mon 16 Apr - Acer Arena (formerly Sydney SuperDome), Sydney
PRICES:*
Acer Arena (formerly Sydney SuperDome)
Chili Bowl - $139.90 (Front GA on the Floor)
Rear GA Floor - $119.90 (Back GA on the Floor)
Reserved Seating - $119.90 (1st & 2nd Elevations - Main Concourse & Club Level)
Reserved Seating - $99.90 (3rd Elevation - Upper Concourse)
I know you all want to go... but lets just get a crew number so we can buy a lump of tickets in 1 section early... cause they WILL SELL OUT FAST!!! I MEAN - 10 Minutes FAST!
Tuesday, August 22, 2006
Sounds on Sunday
Come to Sounds on Sunday for a fun and funky party vibe,
Come down this SUNDAY - 27/08/2006
Courtyard
2:00 – 4:00
Seven
4:00 – 6:00
Craig Obey
6:00 – 8:00
Trix & Goodfella
8:00 – 10:00
Shamus B2B Wei-Shen
Ditch the boredom of Sunday afternoons and get down to Sounds on Sunday for good times and great music.
Monday, August 21, 2006
PARKLIFE '06'
GET READY! GET EXCITED! ITS PARKLIFE 06 BABY!!
What you should expect: ElectroHip HopHouseJazzFunkBreak Beats FUN!
Lineup: (Not Finalised) Coldcut, Cut Chemist (USA), Freeform Five (UK), Ian Pooley, Jay-J (USA), Latrice, Krafty Kuts (UK), Mark Farina, Mattafix, Mixmaster Mike (USA), Peter Hook (UK), Stanton Warriors (UK), Tim Deluxe, Touche, Who Made Who, Funktrust Collective, Goodwill, Jamie Doom, Gus Da Hoodrat, Jonathan Wall, Kid Kenobi, MC Sureshock, James Taylor, Midnight Juggernauts, Mo Funk, Q45, Trix, Goodfella
Click here for a map of the park!
Not sure where the Coast Crew will be sitting, leave some comments if you have been to the park before and you know a good spot. This day will go OFF ITS ROCKER! IF YOU MISS THIS, YOU MISS OUT!
Sunday, August 20, 2006
Marky Mark
I'm living in Perth. It is good. I have a job, i start on Monday. Started TAFE on saturday. It was easy.
come and visit... im kinda BORED!!
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!
all u salmon look after yourselves.
cheers.
4 SLAM - Basketball Tournament
This modified 4 on 4 full court event will be conducted over the October long weekend @ Bridgecoast Basketball Stadium in Terrigal. Teams are encouraged to enter early as the number of teams will be limited. The divisions available are: Junior Youth (13-15); Senior Youth (16-18); Open (19-25) & Masters (26+).
When: 30th September - 2nd October
Where: Terrigal, NSW @ Bridgecoast Stadium
Cost: $25-40 (Court fees and insurance)
Rules: 9ft Baskets, 3 & 4 Point Lines, Points for Fouls, No dribble zone, plus much much more.
Call Shawn Sykes on 0404 361 220 to register or further info!
Even if you don't play, it will be an awsome event to come watch! You all ask for more action in basketball, heres where its at BIACH!
Friday, August 18, 2006
Shippa has a RIPPER! (Fuck thats gay)
Just a reminder that you and all must be in sydney on sat night for my birthday or die an unimaginable death...
(He's not Joking)
Thursday, August 10, 2006
Tuesday, August 08, 2006
10,000+
I thought a congratulations is in order or something so I put this post up.
Also... you will see on the sidebar a new tool. It shows where in the world people are visiting our site.

Give it a couple weeks and we'll see some dots appearing!
Monday, August 07, 2006
House Warming / Birthday Bash
All Salmon are invited as well as anyone else we might tell along the way. You will have to call Lube, Lana, Chandrika or Traygo to get the address cause we're not posting it on here.
Here is a mesage from Salmon Security...
~ Any of lanas friends that are invited you are more than welcome to come and join the fun...... but for the people that are not invited and think that they can get in dont even bother driving out of your drive way, cause you wont get in, even if you and yo boys are wearin bandanas.~ Salmon Security
ANYONE WHO WANTS TO COME - LEAVE A COMMENT!
Fcuked
Dude - That was one fucked up night. If anyone saw me throwing up at the petrol station on the drive home it would of been a sight to avoide! haha
Check out the rest of the shots here....
http://www.flickr.com/photos/lubeslife/
Thursday, August 03, 2006
Big up to Wilson!
60hours or work...
plus 24hours travel
total 84hours :(
... plus a party : - )
And he works with Electricity!!
New Zealand SNOW TRIP!!!!
I reckon New Zealand is looking pretty nice. Cheap, no crowds, Traygos family live there... hehe.
Here is one example of a package. But I reckon we should do it on the cheap so we get more boarding time!!
www.skidealsnz.com
Ski Time is a place to mix with the locals and enjoy the true small ski town big mountain area know as Mt Hutt & Methven Village. The rooms are tastefull decorated and the cosy lounge area, fire place, restaurant and bar of the lodge make it a favourite of the locals and visitors. The package includes 6 Nights Ski Time Lodge incl light bfast 7 Day Compact Car Hire 3 Days Ski and Activity pass 1 Free Mid-week Mt Hutt Day Pass.
Total Duration: 7 days
Rate: $699.00 per person
Wednesday, August 02, 2006
Lets visit Tom!
The Lilly Pads House Warming has been postponed... (I think) until next week when its Lana's birthday... kinda kill two birds with one stone.
BUT no worries, we still have a place to get wasted and run a muck this weekend..... ARTARMON, SYDNEY!!







