THUMBS UP!

I just want to give a big THUMBS UP

to all the little salmon who dressed up and

made saturday the best party the HOF

has ever had!!!!

Rug up kids or you'll get the sniffles

Anyone that is heading down this saturday, BRING WARM SHIT!!

All is welcome to stay there is heaps of room but don't forget it freakin FREEEEZING!!

Socceroo Madness

Shy at the urinal?

Heres JOHNNNNNY!

PARTY AT THE "HOF"

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN AND MORE LADIES!!!!!


Saturday the 16th of June: BIG FARKIN PARTY!!


Why?: COZ TOM AND WILSON ARE 22.5 YEARS OLD (nearly)


Where?: At my house idiot! who's asking these questions??


I ask the questions, fucker. Now why should I go?: Coz my house is big, i got a big stereo with a pool table and a dungeon. There will be heaps of fun people looking like idiots all drunk and shit.


Theme?: Dress your partner, so choose a partner your coming with and you both have to dress each other in whatever you tell them. Bonus points for rediculousness!!


How do I get there?: 28 Longueville RD, Lane Cove. 5 Mins up the Pac highway from Chatswood. Bring plenty off piss its gonna be an all-nighter.

This is a quote from lube about this party:

"BIGGEST EVENT OF THE YEAR..... IF YOU MISS THIS... YOUR NOT A SALMON! .... AND WE WILL SHOOT YOUR BALLS OFF WITH A SHOTGUN... " ...........I believe him.

Salmon Sports

Riewoldt In Form
Originally uploaded by Waltzing Broomhilda.

Since most of the Salmon are getting back into their sports after many years off... we now have a Salmon Sports heading down the side.

Along with "Game Times" which inform all you punks when we are playing.

Just in case you want to come along and cheer us on!

If you play for a coast side and want your info up, email us at ccsalmon@gmail.com

Grug's on iTunes

Thats right!!

Our very own G-Rug is in an iTunes ad!!

HAHAHAHA

Get your rocks off at CANDIES!!

Get your rocks off in the cross this saturday night!!!!

Massive crew heading out, most likely to Candies Apartment or Moulon Rougue for an messy one, so chuck a sickie or even call in dead coz you can't miss this one!!!

Drop a comment if your in and we'll get names on doors

GET A FARKIN DOG UP YA!!!!!!!!

If your keen for something on Friday night come check out...

They're back!

The GRUG is back

Grug
Originally uploaded by Central Coast Salmon.

Grug returns from overseas tomorrow (Friday) morning. No plans made as to where the catch up drinks will be but I'm sure it will be at Terrigal Pub or Terrigal Beer garden and there will be some funny stories told.

BTW - I wouldn't be writing this message myself if some or ANY of the American crew would actually get off their lazy drunken asses and write to us. Farken cunts!

FFE Pics up

IMG_6711
Originally uploaded by Central Coast Salmon.

Michelle has uploaded some pics from Fire For Effect's first gig last week.

More to come

The US of A

Salmon Crew checking in....
Its Captain Grug, Sir Wilson and Grand Master Mince here, only 3 days into our trip and its fucking insane already! We are stayin at venice beach california, first night here we hit up Hooters in Santa Monica, heaps of beer heaps of chicken and heaps of hooters!!! that place rocks!
Second night went rockin the suburbs in a mack daddy stretch Bentley, we cruised hollywood, sunset strip, Rodeo Drive and we all got fucked up in the limo, it was mad. Dont have any pics to upload yet but we are workin on it! we have to get blotto....catch ya.

Oh and did I mention Grug Just won $7000..... Fuck yeahhhhhh..... Lets Get Mewy

UNITED FUKING STATES OF AWWW YEAH!!!

Hey salmon what the crundingles is going on???

America is shredding so far we've been chased by a crazy mexican on a bike, seen someone arrested (about 20 mins after we got here), got mewy with random yanks, seen massive jugs in hooters and been tipping everyone to the bewlshit (coz you have to).

This place is fuking crazy boys wish you all were here its absolute insanity, so much shit to buy in venice beach. But the funniest thing is that i realised i've played missions here in GTA hahahahahahahahahha so blotto. we've all got moby's so we'll call you soon

AWWWW YEAH!!!!!

Salmon in America

Emirates Takeoff
Originally uploaded by DigiDani.

One of the biggest ever Salmon adventures is about to take off.

Wilson, Tom, Nick, Cooke, Chongie, Ando, John, Grug and Jess are flying to Los Angeles tomorrow morning. The plane leaves at 9 in the morning and we arrive in LA at 6 in the morning so were actually going back in time 3 hours so ill be "tripped out" before i even get off the plane.

We will be hangin around LA/ Hollywood for about a week, surfing, scootering and hopfully snowbording in the callifornian ranges as there is snow all year around.

Personally im going to spend a fair bit of time near the beach. Following LA's one week stint we are flying down to Mexico, Cancun.

This place will be the holliday of the holliday, staying in 5 star villas right on the beach. Cancun is where all the americans go for spring break so its bound to be pretty busy there, but we just miss the peak of it which is probably a blessing in disguise. We will be doing a couple of day trips, snorkeling eating tacos, and getting smashed off tequila and coronas 24/7.....

We stay in mexico for a week before heading to New York, this im sure will have the "wow" factor, we are going to try to do it pretty cheap, were staying in youth hostels so we can meet other people our age and we have a bit of money left over for shopping!!
i really dont know what were going to do in new york, but i will be like "holly shit, im in newyork".....From there we fly back to LA i think.

We will be hiring a car or 2, doing a roadtrip so we can stop into all the small little "diners" and smaller populated towns to trip the shit out of people with our aussie accents, we plan to drive through
"Death Vally" the Grand Canyon. This will be all deserty and shit but im sure we will figure out something to do for 3 days of road trippin.

Finaly we hit Vegas for about a week before headin home, do i really need to say anything about Vegas? You all know were going to get hell blotto, were actually staying in a 600ft pyrimid with a tractor beam on the top, you have probably seen it in various movies, well its 5 stars and about $58 a night, it has a built in Eye Max theater for christs sake.

Hopfully we all have a safe trip and get back home to the rest of our salmon.

I'm Ryan Wilson, wish me luck.

Fire For Effect

Firestorm
Originally uploaded by _catch12234.

So most of the salmon is heading over to the USA for a month this friday. To cellebrate, we are and doing a gig and getting absolutly magget afterwards.

i think the jam sessions kick off at around 8 but were not on till 9:30 and should be finished by 10ish.

name of my band: Fire for Effect (9 30- 10pm)
time:8-10ish
where: Dekk bar
when:11th of april
cost: there might be a small door charge (they really dont tell us anything, or pay us for that matter)

its just an instrumental at this point, but it is the bands first ever gig and we will not forget the support we get. (ando is really nervous guys so we need lots of claps)

thanks , i hope to see you all there, and out at largo for a shit talking session and a bonvoyage drinking binge for the crew leaving.

THIS SATURDAY NIGHT!!

We have a pretty large crew going to this!
If anyone else is keen leave a message.
Greenwood on Sunday... should be a HUGE! Weekend.
www.myspace.com/lamelove

So you want to be a Salmon!

Someone asked in a previous post... how someone might become a Salmon member!

It's very simple, you get slapped in the face, with a cold, wet SALMON!

(about the size of the last one that is thrown at this guy in the vid)

Then... we get absolutely smashed on beer! Yewww!

Blotto anyone??

Anyone wanna get mewy at the HOF (House of Filth) this saturday night??
Why Not...

PIRATE PARTY!!!

Ando's bday
Originally uploaded by Central Coast Salmon.

Pillaging, plundering, buried treasure and bottles of rum - who doesn't love a pirate party?

This is also the last party before the boys move out of their Wambi Beach Shack!

Its gonna be fucking HUGE! No Blow ins, we've got massive beefed up security guards (i.e Joel and Wilson) to stop anyone uninvited coming in.

HOUSE OF FILTH CREW!

HOUSE OF FILTH CREW!
Originally uploaded by Central Coast Salmon.

Photos are up from Saturday night!

Greenwood - $3 drinks... Lame Love was played... El got fucked up

City - Tom, Jack, Wilson, Anaka, Shipply, Penny and Biz got fkucked up and partied at Moulin Rougue..

Came back... smoked joints at the golf club @ 6am watching people tee off...

Late Night Lube passed out at 12... Jarrod and Johhny danced on at the Greenwood... Jack had the best night of his life... Wilson and Jack had a biff (soft)....

GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

What The?

Stripey
Originally uploaded by Central Coast Salmon.

Does anyone know what type of Fish this is... Craig Landed it off The Haven (again!).

We call him bucky

(Check out the pics)

Metal Breakdown!!

This is a a tribute the the fattest metal breakdown your ears can ingest!!

WICKED MUSIC, FREE DRINKS, FREE ENTRY

Hey guys,

Mandarine Bar in the city is holding a new event called LAMELOVE, 396 Pitt St - cnr of Pitt and Goulburn.

Sat nite 7th april, doors open 8pm till late, DJs including TRIX GOODFELLA , HOFFY, SOTI, THE GOOBERS.

GUESTLIST - message johnny at www.myspace.com/johnny_mcgowan , free entry and free drinks until the tab runs out...

- NUMBERS LIMITED, GET IN EARLY TO AVOID PAYING MORE!!!

to check out the type of music, click below, i'm sure you'll love it

www.myspace.com/lamelove

Chongies Tennis Party - Pics

Smiles all Round
Originally uploaded by Central Coast Salmon.

Thanks Shell for the pics...

I'm sure there were others there with digi cameras?? Chongie, have you scaned those polaroid pics?

Send them all to ccsalmon@gmail.com a BRAND NEW ADDRESS!

Also... Leave your email address in a comment if you want to get all the details for posting shit up onto this site, and the photo site. Cheers

Ultimate Table Tennis

Grug and Wilson... we have found your new competitor!

Grugs 22nd mug shots

The Drunk Birthday Boy

Gravy Train Drinking Game

maggetslittler maggets

Lay-buy

The next shaq attack
Boom..shakalaka!!

Salmon Jokes

GRUG!
Originally uploaded by Central Coast Salmon.

Last weekend, a woman was shopping at terrigal supermarket where she selected:

- 2 litres of low fat milk
- a carton of eggs
- 2 litres of orange juice
- a head of lettuce
- half a dozen tomatoes
- a 500g jar of coffee
- a 250g pack of bacon

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, Grug, drunk as a mute (see picture) was standing behind her and watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the Grug the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was
intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.

She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly
unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the Drunk to
her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said,
"Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"


Grug replied, "Cos' you're ugly."

THIS POSTING IS NOW THE OFFICIAL

"SALMON JOKES PAGE"

- LEAVE AS MANY JOKES AS YOU CAN IN COMMENTS BELOW.

All jokes below are exactly that, a joke. If you get upset over anything you read, we're not forcing you to read the jokes so just go somewhere else, losers.

Mat is Back

Mat is Back
Originally uploaded by Central Coast Salmon.

He was delayed several hours in customs for looking like a terroist!

2 faced

HAPPY WILS ANXIOUS WILS

Wulnker

Wulnker
Originally uploaded by Central Coast Salmon.

Grug landed this big fucking Cod off Terrigal Haven last Sunday... Luckily some guy had a fishing net cause we had some trouble getting it onto the rocks.

Tom and Wilsons Bday

The end of Deadmans Walk
Originally uploaded by Lube's Life.

ATTENTION EVERYONE!

PARTY THIS FRIDAY NIGHT AT THE HOUSE OF FILTH IN LANE COVE!!

YOU SHOULD KNOW WHERE IT IS.... IF NOT... CALL ONE OF US AND FIND OUT!

MASSIVE NIGHT PLANNED.... BE THERE!

Cruise Anyone?

Sydney Harbour
Originally uploaded by D W S.

Jarrod Johnny and Lube are going on a DJ Party cruise this Saturday night...

Tickets are $40 and we have some spare.

If your keen, leave a comment or call 04114 307 91.

Kel's 21st

Masquerade on Lido
Originally uploaded by scrawnysumo.

The Salmon are invited to help celebrate Kellie’s 21st-
Masquerade style!

When: 24th March 2007

Time: 7.30pm to 1.00am

Where: The Quest, Knox
137 Mountain Highway
Wantirna, Vic 3152
(Melways 63 E7, next to Kingclub)

“Panorama Room”

Dress: Cocktail + Masquerade
Please come dressed wearing the prettiest, ugliest, cheapest, or most interesting mask you can find or make!

RSVP: 10th March
kellie_9@hotmail.com

Beer, wine, softdrink & fingerfood provided

Mat at a tiny part of iguazu

Mat at a tiny part of iguazu
Originally uploaded by Central Coast Salmon.

Hey all been in argentina 4 the last week, i love it.

spent the 1st few nights in buenos aires. went to a night club on the water which is a replica of the opera house, ate the best steak ever and partyd every night till bout 6am.

left there 4 iguazu falls which is amazing. it is so big and so loud. stood on a platform right over th main part *devils throat* and took a boat ride right to the base of the falls got so wet. Click on the pic above for more pictures... or check out my myspace, www.myspace.com/cillybru

got lots more to send soon once i learn how 2 do it. been watchin lots of the aussie open in spanish, its pretty funny.

gonna run a muck on australia day. so many aussies here alot of them aretools though haha

hope all is good at home have a few beers 4 me on aus day and run a muck.

bishy try and keep ur cloths on till at least mid day haha and tell hulk he shouldnt celebrate it cos he is a big wog haha

cilia

Australia Day

Terrigal Beach
Originally uploaded by soph2989.

Get your asses down to the Haven this Friday for the traditional Australia Day Cricket Match.

Game starts at 10am.

See you all there!

BIG DAY OUT! - Travel Arrangements

Gosford Train Station
Originally uploaded by Kdp.

So what the fuck is happening people! Are we doing the same old Last carrage from Gosford Train Station?

Leave some comments cause we need to organise the crew... Grug, how have those Shirts coming along?

We need someone to claim the early settlers role and get to our spot... any hands?

Can't Bat Can't Sing

Good Vibrations '07'

Good Vibrations Festival
Originally uploaded by (fez).

Beastie Boys - Jurassic 5 - Timo Maas - Cassius - Nightmares On Wax - Rahzel - Desyn Masiello - London Elektricity - Sneaky Sound System - DJ Dan - DJ Yoda - AJAX - Cut Copy - Van She - Fort Knox Five & Thunderball - Dirty South - Ursula 1000 - Kraak & Smaak
Cicada - Dirty Laundry

Anyone that is going leave your comments below about your before/after plans....

www.jammusic.com.au/goodvibrationsfestival

Secret Footage

Just in... Secret footage of the Italian soccer team training camp!

costa rica

costa rica is nuts, i love it here great surf, weather, beer everything.

just had new year in a small town called jaco, it was crazy everyone just lost control, every1 was on the beach cheerin like at a concert, the beach had fires all the way up and fireworks goin off, drummers and dancers. it was great, then at 12 the people went evern more crazy screemin and lettin more fireworks off. the whole beach was lit up, some of the fireworks would get let off only a couple of steps away. the party then went to the streets and clubs.

i started makin my way 2 one of the clubs and half way there i tripped on a small sharp pole sticking out of the ground, it sliced my toes up and blood was everywhere, i lost a fair bit of blood and had to go to hospital, there i had 5 pain needles and 7 stiches, now i cant go in the water 4 a week, and im in this really cool place where the beach is so nice and i was gonna go white water rafting but now i cant.
im in Manual Antonio now which is so nice, lovin costa rica heaps , wanna come back here 4 sure

next is venezuela then argentina.

drank heaps of beer here so far its really cheap, all u guys would love it.

take it easy

i will try and get some pics up soon

sir cilia

Merry Christmas

Ando's bday
Originally uploaded by Central Coast Salmon.

On behalf of the Salmon Family

We wish everyone a Merry Christmas

Get into the Spirit ya'll

yewwwwwwwwwww!

New Years Eve

Granny bong hit
Originally uploaded by Merely2006.

OK - New Years Eve 2006/2007 is about to begin...

It has been decided that all the boys are meeting at John and Toms house in Sydney...

From there, whatever happens happens!!

Leave your comments and give ideas :-)

If your wondering about the picture... and why I put it up for NYE??

Its a fucking grany pulling a bong! its fucking funny! hahaha

Be Careful

Breath Test
Originally uploaded by armcurl.

Planning on driving home after a big night over the New Years period? You may want to reconsider as from today, police will have increased powers to carry out roadside drug testing on any driver in NSW. Marijuana, crystal meth and ecstasy users will all be targeted with the new police powers and those who get caught out risk getting hit with a $1,100 fine, license disqualification and even heavier penalties for a second offence.

The RTA has released details on just how it will all work. Police will conduct a preliminary oral fluid test through the window of the vehicle, requiring the driver to lick a test pad of the device. It will take about five minutes for the test results to be determined and if you test negative you will be able to drive away, but if you test positive you will be forced to leave your vehicle and go with a police officer to provide a second oral fluid sample in the police support vehicle. This will hold you up for another 20 minutes, and if you test positive again you’ll be prohibited from driving for another 24 hours.

The remaining portion of the second sample will be sent to a laboratory for analysis, and if the presence of one or more of the three drugs being targeted is confirmed, charges will be laid. A Court Attendance Notice will be sent within a few weeks with the charge of driving with the presence of an illicit drug.

The stance of the RTA is that drugs and driving don’t mix. Safe driving requires clear judgement, concentration and being able to react to what happens on the road and drugs affect all of these.

I find it funny how for something like falling asleep at the wheel they just ask to Stop - Revive - Survive but for something that keeps you awake at the wheel, they say your being too dangerous?

Space Mountain i loved it

Space Mountain i loved it
Originally uploaded by Central Coast Salmon.

Me Donkey Shrek And Brooke

Me Donkey Shrek And Brooke
Originally uploaded by Central Coast Salmon.

cilia usa so far

hey all cilia here just tryin to get some pics up 4 ya... nice crack...
havin lots of fun, this is at the grand canyon. check out the other photos on the flickr thingy

This is crazy!

You just have to see this...

Click here to have a look

Nuckin' Futs - a Look at 2006

Blues Fest "07"

What do you smoke?
Originally uploaded by Loutseu.

The Festival is held annually over the Easter weekend and the dates for next year are from Thursday 5th until Monday 9th of April.

The LineUp

THE ROOTS!! Ben Harper, Dave Mathews Band, John Mayer, Missy Higgins, Wolfmother, Bo Diddley, Taj Mahal, Tony Joe White, John Butler, Kasey Chambers and plenty more

Days Adult
5 Day $370
Thur,Fri,Sat $230
Fr,Sat,Sun $275
Sat,Sun Mon $275
Thur $100
Fri $120
Sat $120
Sun $120
Mon $120
V.I.P - Daily Only $100

I think Cilia has put his hand up to get tickets so lets get some numbers and days you wanna be up there.

Chandrika and Lube will be up there at Fruit Spirit so put your hand up if you want to stay there.

Invites Only!

If you are not a Friend of Johns... don't Bother!

Click Here to Message Him

Micky & Mat

What the?

He looks relieved....