The list grows everyday

I've just finnished putting all the girls pictures together who have been on the Central Coast Waiting list for years now, I just wanted to say to them all, hang tight, and we will be serving you VERY soon...

http://www.maximonline.com/hotties/voting/

I've just been told that Jessica from Orlando, FL has finnished with Lube and she would like to register for the waiting list once again.... it was just that good...

Hammo

hello gentlemen ive been meaning to write up a little story about hammo for ages and i'm bored shitless so what better time than now. Where do i start? i guess i should start from the beginning which would be the plane ride there which takes just over 2hrs and goes really fucking quick, except when you get there and find out thers a vicious storm has just hit the island and your gonna have to fly around in circles for half an hr, but when i finally landed lennox was waiting for me at the gate and took me to vinny and hennys pad where i would spend my first 3weeks.
When I got settled in we got onto the important stuff which was getting maggot, and was achieved asap. Now the boys place which was room B11 was the local party house, we would just sit there in the arvo and wait for everyone to rock up so within days I knew half the ppl on the fucken island. Over the next few days I just pissed up every night and went out somewhere, that’s the good thing about hammo theres always somethin exciting to do, one of the funnest nights in the first week was the opening of the sportz bar deck, every Tuesday nite at sportz is staff night and it goes off your almost your certain to get a root or some sort of action, but this was a huge sportz night because the deck had been closed for so long, we all got absolutly fucked playing drinking games and once we were there the party had begun, also on this night I lost my HIVwhich stands for (hamilton island virginity).Now as I said before theres always something exciting happening on hammo so I haven’t got the time to write everythin that happened so I’ll write a few highlights, one of the highlights being boat day which involved hiring out a pontoon (which is a boat that holds 10ppl ) and 5 dingys! So in total the was 35 of us. The plan for the day was to get as much piss as possible load up the boats and travel about half an hour to an uninhabited island and get absolutly fucked all day. We all meet up at about 10am and divided into groups and some how I got roped into being the captain of one of the dingys, it was mad fun puttering over to the island and once we were on the island everyone was fucked within about 2hrs. Ppl were driving the dingys around maggot havin races and throwing bottles at each other, the girls all had there tits out and I think there was even some fucking goin on in the bush. The ride home was awesome I was so trashed and in charge of getting us home safely in the pooring rain, which was an effort and a half. Once we arrived home vinny, wally, chriso and myself hired out a buggy and trashed the fuckin thing all over the island, we took it 4x4 driving, did some circle work and went for a rally through some muddy bog! All this I caught on camera which makes great viewing. After we got sick of the buggy (4hrs later) we went to sportz and run a muck! Then after that we hit the local club (bohemes) which goes off when its packed, the only problem is the music, sometimes they play the shitest music! And then we topped the night of by coming home and getting stoned.
After spending 2 weeks on hammo I was in love with the place and decided to get off my arse and get a job, which was easy cause one of my mates got fired from the general store so I just took his job, little did I know the job was shit but it did supply me with free food and ciggies which was very handy. A few days later I ended up in my own accomodation over at passage which was great cause I had my own room for 2weeks so I picked up heaps of roots. My weeks were spent working,eating,drinking,sleeping and rooting what more could you ask for? While I’m on the topic I have to give a special mention to the girls girls of hamilton island, there amazing, there is so many of them and its sooooo easy to get a root, I managed to pull 6 different chicks in 7 weeks, and one of these girls I was rooting casually and we ended up making a porno, which if anyone hasn’t seen it I recommend havin a peek! Anyways I could go on for hrs writing about the trouble I got up to on hammo but I’ll leave it here by saying anyone thinking about goin to hammo do it cause you'll’have the time of your life, I did and I cant wait to go back
Peace Out………… the hodge

Newcastle Excursion

This is the story of 3 little salmon who had a big night out in newcastle. With a few drinks in us already we found ourselves at gosi train station finding out that ALL trains were out we jumped onto a bus going to wyong after nearly punching some little gosi weiners head in. We arrived at wyong and wizles mate perry came and picked us up for a few more drinks back at his before going to the city, got a bit more pissed there and taxi'd it back to the station then on another fucking bus for 2 HOURS!! had to piss somethin fierce the bus was pretty fun though. finally arrived at newy and went straight into fannys (not a fanny bar lol) and got stamped then walked up to the great northern hotel, heaps of ppl on the street. Got a wicked posi at the northern and started sinkin piss among other shit and started getting seriously fucked. we met up with some ppl and got a mad crew together before heading back to fannys, on the way though it seemed like wilson was compelled to talk to every person he passed on the street and traygo was showing up this bum of a busker so it took about 45 mins on a 15 min walk. Got straight into fannys and it was packed..................with dudes eeeeeewwwwwww. Nah wasnt that bad but it was defo's about 70/30 and all the dudes were crazy leb lookin cunts like they were looking for an excuse to bash someone lol. All totally wasted by then and our brains were atomically bombed (hehe) and we ripped up the floor, walked around aimlessly and talked shit till 5 in the morning wen we all left except wiz who went back to the local youthy and slayed some bi-sexual cougar chick out the window and in a room with 10 other sleeping back-packers, NICE ONE WIZ!! so me, t-bone and the rest of the boys leged it back to the train station for another painful 2 hour bus ride to wyong then back to gosi but apart from the extra travel time it was an AWESOME night and we'll be going up there again very soon.

Also thanks to all the boys that partied hard with us,
Traygo, Wilson, Perry, Porey, Streets, Ray, Beny, Brady, also thanks to Ben Hand for randomly showing up on our bus and that hotty that wizle knows from the medical centre and any other random retard we met....

$$ Tom $$

wilson says-

check the new pictures in "my friends folder". Add comments, tease people or complement the choice is up to you. Also i would like to see more salmonesses in here we should make a new folder!!!

The Tuna Crew are WATCHING YOU!!!

This is a message to all affiliated with the Central Coast Salmon:
The Tuna Crew (TTC) are watching you. We know where all of you live and we're going to FUCK YOU UP!! Tuna are bigger, stronger, smarter and we are going to kill every last one of you! You better have eyes in the back of your head you fishy fuckers!! who the hell likes salmon anyway?!

Big Tuna Daddy,

Myspace.com

Who ever has a personal Myspace website or knows someone that does , please either leave a comment with the link or just email centralcoastsalmon@hotmail.com with the link, and I will add a link on this page.

Hopefully we will be able to have a link to anyone and everyone that has a Myspace account on the Central Coast.

If you dont even know what www.myspace.com is, just click to find out.

I added Chongies Myspace link on the right just to give an example.

dr suss's take off (funny)

"hey pam you stupid dyke i have somthing you may like, have you tried green bongs and spam? have you tried them cram i am" I have not tried green bongs and spam, i would not could not pam i am"pam dont make me fuck your leg, im on my knees here to beg...have you tried them with a rat? have you tried them with a cat?"I would not could not with a rat i would never have them with a cat, i would not have them here or there i would not have them anywhere, i do not like green bongs and spam, i do not like them pam i am"
please i ask you for just one toke, come on bitch you fuckin joke"i would not have them here or there i would not have them anywhere, i do not like green bongs and spam, i do not like them pam i am"would you have them with your mum would you let me give you some?" I would not could not with my mum, id rather cop it up the bum, i would not could not with a rat the same goes for a bloody cat, i would not have them here or there i would not have them anywhere, i do not like green bongs and spam, i do not like them pam i am"
you think you are so fuckin tough once you try you wont get enough, it really is top grade stuff, at least let me check your muff"i dont think i am so fuckin tough, stop it now ive had enough i would not with a rat, i could not with a cat, i will not have them with my mum i will not let u touch my bum, i would not have them here or there i would not have them anywhere, i do not like green bongs and spam, i do not like them pam i am. "Pam i just dont understand, at least let me have one quick look at your flange"cram ive told you here and there crap i have told you everywhere i only smoke spun bongs with ham, im a dirty dike my name is pampam you sluty trailer trash, let me lick your dripping gash, come on pam get on your back, My friends at school called me flash"
the end ...(fin.)





CREDITS

author: ryan P rabbit wilson director: dr suss
lunch boy: lennox
pams husband: tom
shit kickers: tim, scott, hodge
illistrations: wating for traygo (shitkicker,mudguts shit face)
fuckbuddies: lube grug and everyone else, (john ando nick cil all them dick heads)

ideas guys: jake and wayne (fuck buddies)
theif: mundy

suck my dick you fuckin wankers!!!!

Dr. Seuss' Purity Test

Have you done it on a boat?
Have you done it with a goat?

Have you done it in a bed?
Have you done it with the dead?

Have you done it in the ass?
Have you done it, high on grass?

Have you done it in a car?
Have you simply gone too far?

Have you done it on the beach?
Have you done it with the teach?

Have you done it on your back?
Have you done it strapped to a rack?

Have you done it in a box?
Have you done it with a fox?

Have you done it in a tree?
Have you done it with more than three?

Have you done it in the rain?
Have you done it for the pain?

Have you done it 'tween the tits?
Have you done it wearing mits?

Have you done it packed in rubber?
Have you done it undercover?

Have you done it on a perch?
Have you done it in a church?

Have you done it with a virgin?
Have you done it with a sturgeon?

Have you done it with ropes and chains?
Have you done it while insane?

Have you done it on the stage?
Have you done it underage?

Have you done it with all your friends?
Have you done it in both ends?

Have you done it with your dog?
Have you done it on a log?

Have you done it under clamps?
Have you done it with the lamps?

Have you done it without style?
Have you done it with a smile?

Have you done it for all to see?
Have you ever had VD?

Have you done it on Mother's couch?
Have you done it in your mouth?

Have you done it while on tape?
Have you done it while out of shape?

Have you done it on live TV?
Have you done it whilst you pee?

Have you done it in the gym?
Have you done it on a whim?

Have you done it on a dare?
Do you really think we care?

Answer these and count your 'nos',
Pray this number never grows.

Fifty questions we asked thee,
Score times two is your Purity.

%Post your score as a comment%

More info, Less Pollution

Wilson and I are tired of being the only people who are updating this fucking website. There must be at least a couple more people out there on the Central Coast that have some information which they would like to share with us on the website. Parties, Events, News, Gossip... For christ sake, even if your Dog has a new girlfriend, we want to hear about it.

Send an email to centralcoastsalmon@hotmail.com and I will send you the instructions on how to update this blog. Its fun!! :)

As for the rest of you slackers out there... Want to buy some salmon??

Bizkit has a girlfriend!!

Yes thats right there is a new member to the wilson family> bizkit has a twelve week old black girlfriend her name has yet to be decided> my computer isnt letting me prett the full stop button> this stupid arrow keeps comin up> by the way the salmon started because azza mat and kyle were doing salmon dives into a pool< we then all got fucked up at lubes house and were laughing about it> we then pranked people asking for peter salmon< hodge dressed up in a glad wrap g_ string u know what im talkin about> anyone that reads this can u please send me an e_mail with ur addresses and phone numbers on it for party invitations! peace
wilson #one

Grug Going Goo Goo

Craig is going away next Thursday 19th May

If you want a chance to give him a kiss and a bumfuck goodbye please come for drinks and shit at his house THIS Saturday night, make sure you call him to let him know your coming. We will head into Terrigal after if you just want to catch up then.

By the way, ANYONE that would like to know how to add something onto the website please just email me (ryan_liubinskas@hotmail.com) and I will send you the details. This is for all those people who are heading overseas and would like to let everyone know what your doing... I will try and make pictures available soon as well, I know you all LLLLOVE pictures..... :)

A Shout out to Hamilton Island Salmon

This is just a quick message to all you cunts living it up on Hamilton Island. If you send us some photos I will try and put them up on the site. Other than that, tell us some of your stories of sex drugs and rock n roll.....

The etiquette of a round (shout)

No dragging the chain- It is a well understood obligation that slower drinkers in a shout must attempt to keep pace with the faster members of a shout.

Immediacy - Never accept a beer if you do not intend to shout on that evening. Shouting "next time" is not acceptable no matter how much interest is involved.

Reciprocal - Even worse than the previous rule is accepting beers from the drinking party and then just buying one for yourself when it is your turn.

Consistency - Changing drinks on people during a shout is considered poor form. I.e., shouting everyone VBs then asking for a "boutique" beer on the return leg.

Accountability - Knocking over someone else's beer will only be tolerated if there is a full replacement on the table. In some mining communities, the spilling of ones beer requires the guilty party to receive a punch in the arm from all other members of the party which could be up to 60 people.

Egalitarian - No matter how much money is earned by each of the party members, or where their money came from, the same shouting rules apply.

Free will - The order of the round is determined by each individual volunteering that it is his/her shout. Fellow members should not never have to remind an individual of their obligations to the group. They will only do so in the event of a breach.

Abstaining - From time to time an individual may wish to stop getting drunk. Ideally, they should wait till the completion of every group member's rounds before abstaining from future rounds. If it is essential that they abstain mid-round, they should request a non-alcoholic beverage. This ensures that the first volunteer is not punished for putting their hand up first. It ensures group equality and it also ensures that the person buying the next round does not feel like a bludger by being remiss in their obligations.

Gender neutral- Should a women be given a drink that has been purchased in the course of buying a round, she is subsequently part of the round. All the previous rules thus apply. A round can consist of only two people.

content from - http://www.convictcreations.com/culture/drinking.htm

Off-Track

ANZAC day is here, and other than bowing our head and remembering those poor souls who lost their lives in the war. We also have to go to the Races in Gosford, get really really drunk because its free booz for a day, and free food, but the real reason is becuase getting DRUNK is a true blue AUSSIE thing to do....

Salmon Creator???

We have a problem... we dont know the creator of our own name?? All I know is my number.. Ryan Wilson I think has it written on his floor up stairs... Zarryon Ferretti has just quoted that he was the original creator of The CC Salmon.. which I'm not at all certain of.. but lets ask everyone else.. I think maybe you were the creator of the world known Salmon Handshake, but thats all...

Zarryon's 21st b'day party is on the 20th of May. If you havnt already recieved an invite in the mail, leave a message here and I'll get back to you with information. Wilson and Hodgy are told to come becuase he forgot to mail you out an invite. We also just found out that he has been named the Freshman of the Year in the USA. Fucking oath!!!

IF YOU HAVEN'T GOT AN INVITE, DONT BOTHER SHOWING!!!

Interesting Weekend

Ryan Wilson had his turn on friday night having a few people over his house for drinks, it turned into about 20-25 guys pissed off their nutta, running around watching footy, jamming in the garage, (nice freestyle Timmy) and playing table tennis up stairs, but pretty much no women. I suppose it wasnt meant to be a big one since they were heading out to Barrington Tops for a camping trip the next morning. The only person to get some female action was surprisingly a female... Em Beven seemed to have a good weekend, if she could remember any of it.

Saturday night was a different story as Ryans little brother Mat Wilson, seemed to invite the whole Central Coast over to his house, but must of forgot to post the invites to the guys. His goal was to out number guys with girls, which he did so, easily. There was more pussy in that house than ever before. The cops came as usual but they didnt seem to be care because everyone just stayed inside.

I think Matress learnt his lesson, when your throwing a house party of your own, its usually not as fun as when your at someone elses house. You've got to stress about looking after all your shit, and making sure no Blow-ins come which always happens. Good onto the older Salmon Crew which came later on in the piece and kicked them all out. Timmy was there all night but Joel and Grug I hear tore through the party like ravage beasts on a power trip.

First Hodgy, now GRUG!!!

Thats right, now Mr. Craig "Grug" Farrugia is going over to teach basketball at a summer camp in the United States of America... lucky him. Whatever you do grug, dont go to the whitehouse with two large suitcases and say you want to see the President, I wouldnt be surprised if you get crash tackled and your luggage blown to pieces... haha..

Well lucky for Grug its going to be at a private Summer camp called Nashoba which even has its own fucking golf course, lucky cunt. http://www.campnashoba.com/

I think he's going in early June, but I'm not certain. His "girlfriend" Jess is also leaving for England around the same time, so good luck to her as well, may all your adventures be ones of surprise and laughter... Oh, that also means that we have a vacency for a tennent at our East Gosford residence, please forward your applications to centralcoastsalmon@hotmail.com lol

Mat Cilia turns 20!!!

I dont know about you fuckers, but I have no clue whats happening for mats 20th, Grug reckons people are going to Mojo's later on, but are we going to Terrigal? Iggy's? Troppo? Someones house? TELL ME!!!!

and has anyone heard from hodgy?? I reckon there would be somewhere to get internet access on Hamilton Island, the bum should log on and leave us a message once and a while... stingy prick.

The MOJO Lounge

Lubes girlfriend Chandrika has got a new job, working night shifts at "The MoJo Lounge" in Gosford (opposite the Central Coast Leagues Club).

Its got 2 Levels -
Lower level -Wall Lounge, a pool table, ATM, Good house breaks and Dance music with small dance floor, Fish tank behind the bar, ciggie machine, and old arcade game.
Upper Level - Another DJ, Larger dancefloor with cages to contain wild bitches, a VIP section behind the DJ booth, Another bar without beer on tap, another pool table and more old school video games.

The main reason this place gets so much bloody business is cause its the only place open till 6Am. It packs out around midnight.

http://www.threedworld.com.au/ usually keeps you up to date with all the gigs.

PEACE

Hodge has left on a Jetplane, dont know when he'll be back again.

Well, thats the end... the end of Hodge on the Central Coast... he's buggered off to Hamilton Island for work, women, site seeing, women, bit of relaxation, and lots more women.

His farwell went fairly well... we got smashed... Lube got more pissed than he has in months, Wilson and Timmy got Thrown out of Iggys before they even sat down for their first drink. We were informed that Timmy was suspected to be the Central Coasts biggest drug dealers hahaha.... next time boys, wear better disguises.

The night ended up being ok, until more people got thrown out forcing the rest of us to have an early night and leave for home...

Hodgy also had a few friends over on saturday night... no biggy.. but the boys got off tap as usual.... and headed for Largo @ Terrigal... I think there was a costume theme of some sort..

Last but not least... I'm looking for anyone that has seen the movie "Run Ronnie Run" its fucking hilarious and is a must see... leave a message if you have seen or heard of it.