Friday, August 05, 2005

The Angel of Love

There wasnt much point to this post, except for the fact that she is fucking gorgeous.

Thursday, August 04, 2005

Update on Lubes 21st

If you know me please try and make it, even just for a little while or stay till the end, or just meet up with us in Terrigal later. If you know someone that would want to come, just call first so I can get some numbers. Anyone that is coming I will ask you kindly to respect the house, its contents and my neighbours.

My parents have kindly let me have the garage for the piss-up. So we have a pool table and a place to get messy. There will be food, and limited free alchy, so better get in early as I know the CCS will be there and you know how much they drink.

Check the calendar for more details and times - 10th September 2005

If you are wanting to come, call me on 04114 307 91 email on ryan_liubinskas@hotmail.com to RSVP. (Its only a small townhouse (approx 50ppl), if too many rock up, I'll turn the least wanted away based on crowd vote haha)

Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Bulldog Vs. Porcupine

This will remind us.....

Never try to eat a Porcupine....

and... Bulldogs never give up!!
Fucking ow

Saturday, July 23, 2005

GRUG CHECKING IN

Hey boys whats crappening???? so everyones pissin off to hammo aye, well sounds like fun i better get to see some pics on here, you boys are slacking off!!! any way i sent a cd back home with a shit load of pics from my travels so far and by now mum should have given wizzle a copy so see wizzle for some pics! meanwhile nothings really new here its been prety busy and the kids have been kewl, last week there was this group of 13 year old girls that where obsessed with me, one of them even proposed to me haha how funny, she was serious, i laughed and she didnt speak to me for 3 days! other than that just been drinkin on and wakeboarding whenever i get the chance......oh and i saw a bear!!!it was hell. now ive seen many strange animals such as.. a bear, a woodchuck, a beaver, a woodpecker, a weasel, a woodpecker, a sqirel, a chipmunk and a goafer!kewl huh! anyway i thought i better post a few more pics to make you guys jelous....sorry..

wake boarding fuckin rocks! ive got some wicked vids but i cant figure out how to post them on the site.

the lake at 5.15 am before wakeboarding


these arew the girls that work at the bar and dont charge us for drinks! they are cool, they came out to camp one day for a wakeboard.


we got bored and cut marty a wicked mullet!!!


oh and thats sven the german, he is fuckin crazy, me and jess are stayin with him in germany for octeberfest!!!...jelous, he is also the laziest person ive ever met!

Well guys thats all from me for now, its time to get back to work, miss all you boys...and girls, hope all is well and il keep you posted, get some pics on here for me boys.

Peace out salmon...you stay classy!

GRUGONAUT

Friday, July 22, 2005

MORE HAMILTON ISLAND FUN!

G'day people,
another hamilton island trip will be departing our sunny shores on the 27th of july for 5 full and spellbinding days of magitness with hodge, joel and lenny. Ando and I(john) and maybe even prousty all of a sudden thought, what the fuck, lets go to hamo! We have no planned accomadation but we do have sleeping bags and some great friends who will hopefully put us up for a couple of nights. I would love to get drunk and take a golf buggy and rally it on some dusty, dirty roads.
ill be sure to take some great photos of our short trip and display them for you to see along with a jornal of our adventure.
Love John Matzen

Thursday, July 21, 2005

Candy's Apple

I wish all Apples had a center like this.....

Calendar and Live Chat

Hello this is your captain speaking...

I welcome you to the new updates of the CCS website.

On your right you will now see the links for Chat and Calendar.

To enter information onto the Calendar you simply click [ADD EVENT] or [ADD APPT] buttons and enter information.

Lets fill this up with everything we can think of... Parties, Birthdays, Weddings, Fights, Good lays, Good nights, Bad nights, weekends away.

Use it as a journal....

Ciao

Monday, July 18, 2005

Cya Boys

Well that was one fucking hectic weekend if i don't say so myself my liver is rooted!!

Absolutely shattered both friday and saturday, it was a good way to see off the biggest piss-head in the whole salmon. Hodge is off back up to hammo in the morning to go hard and punish his liver some more and markos is leaving thursday for europe for some hot euro men (lol, jokes!) they will be missed!!

The going away party was awesome, lots of good people having fun at the hodgson residence even a bonfire was made in the middle of the driveway HAHA, me wilson and hodge left the party to be rowdy and run around out the front of lubes wrestling and shit, wilson axed himself by falling out of a tree onto a bench haha.

We then got a lift from lube back to vinnys new house in tez where we had some more drinks and managed to get on triple j at about 3am to write people off who weren't maggot, after we rang heaps of ppl rang up to complain about us, it was fucking hilarious!! hodge passed out on the front balcony then got a lift up to wizles while me and him went apeshit walking home through the backstreets of tez jumping in gardens and ripping down signs. it was maggot entertainment at its best!

Sunday was good aswell, just playing ping pong and baiting all day......aaaaahh i love the shit. Hope the hodgson boys are having fun where ever they are, cya soon boyos. Tom

Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Mark and Adam Hodgies going away Piss Up!!

The day has come again, hodge (adam) is taking another slice of the hamilton island paradice. Hodge will be leaving the central coast just over a week from now!
This time there is more than one leaving. Mark hodgeson is ready for a big journy into the heart of Europe. He first destination is london, he is hopeing to visit as mant different countrys and experiance as many different things as possible!!!
There is going to be a party for the pair on saturday at there house! We will be defiently getting out the beer bong!

Lubes 21st

I dont have any dates or times yet, basically I'm just going to let you all know what I'm doing, and then see how many numbers I can get for it.

I'm having a seperate family thing the weekend before so we can focus on getting wasted. I'm going to supply alchohol and dinner at my house. We will get pissed there then head into Gosford from there, who ever needs to crash at mine is welcome... The rule is if you respect my shit, you can come... Guys and Girls

Also I had the idea of Skirmish/Paintball, we haven't been in ages so I thought I might say if your not coming to get smashed at night, you better make it to Skirmish to get smashed.... We should have it maybe the weekend before or after my party, so we can at least be sure to make it lol...

Anyway... leave a message on this post if your keen for either... and if you know anyone else who wants to come... list their name too...

PB = Paintball DP = Drunken Party

Worlds Ugliest Dog


Well you asked for it, here is me naked...
Tom

Friday, July 08, 2005

ALQUIDA FUCKERS!!!!!

HEY EVRYONE I THINK WE SHOULD WE SHOULD FUCK UP ALL THE ALQUIDA FUCKERS... WHAT A BUNCH OF FUCKING KNOB JOCKY, DONKEY FUCKING, ASS LICKING DEADSHITS WHO SHOULD ALL BE SHOT!!!! Does anyone know where nick and cookie are, are they in london yet? jess is ok bit scared cause she's home alone for 3 weeks. anyway hope everyone is all good.gotta run, u slack arses need to put more posts on to let me know whats goin on.
peace out grug.

Tuesday, July 05, 2005

New changes

As grug has just shown, this blogg now enables pictures to be shown on each post... YAY!!!

To answer your question wizzle... check out http://www.bravenet.com/webtools/
there are heaps of shit we can still add to the website... as for a chat room... I think it would be easier to just add everyones MSN email to this post (just add a comment) and then we can chat through MSN Messenger... much easier... at least until we have better options...

I'll teach you guys how to add shit to the website soon... its very easy...

Monday, July 04, 2005

Salmon News USA

Yes Grug is still alive! In case u guys hadnt noticed ive been gone for about 6 weeks now. I spent the first 3 weeks cruzin the west side in california.I spent time at LA, Hollywood, Venice Beach, Newport Beach (what a fuckin hoax!), Hermosa Beach, Huntington beach, Long beach, Las Vegas, San Diago....you name it i was there. I met two other aussie blokes when i first got to LA, turned out they were goin to my camp so we rented a car for 2 weeks and drove to all the places listed above. Las Vegas is bullshit i stayed at the mgm grand.



we deffinately hav to plan a salmon trip there some time.
the west coast is the home of gorgeous girls, massive boobs...



awsome cars ...

and the best bar and restaurant chain in the world....commonly known as hooters!!!!

Oh and dysneyland is a hoax.... wonderland was better!!! seriously the rides are pretty lame, it would be good if you were about 5 or 6 years old!

After i left california I flew to chicago where i had to do 1 weeks training then drive 6 hours north to Eagle river Wisconsin for camp. camp is cool, plenty of bars around and the location and scenery of the camp is really nice.

All the staff at camp are pretty cool and we get along well, i must say that every other nation....as much as they talk it up.... can NOT handle their alcohol, no one has out drunken me yet!!! The staff are from all over the shop there is only 1 american the rest are from, england, germany, south africa, columbia, new zealand, netherlands and the best country of all australia!

So what do I do at camp?.. well in the mornings it is generally pretty cold so the waterfront is not open for swimming so i help out with activities such as basketball, archery, soccer and shit like that. When i got to camp they made me head lifeguard so i spend the rest of my afternoon on the waterfront, lifeguarding, driving the ski baots etc. I bought a wake board so i can use that and the boats whenever i hav free time...oh and wakeboards are only like $100. Other than that i get everynight night off we normally finish about 9.30pm. A majority of of my nights are spent at the local watering hole called 'geos', it rocks the bar chicks dig the aussie accents and i dont pay for any drinks i just tip them every now and then. oh and we made a new drink called a graveyard (also refered to as rocket fuel) it was served in a jug(or as they say here a 'pitcher') it had 2 shots of every spirit behind the bar (about 40) some which dont exist in australia and are bulshit poey, this filled the jug about 3/4 then she doped it off with coke, she charged me $5 and off we went...i couldnt tell you what happened after that!

Every saturday night when we hit geos me marty and dan hit up one of the many thrift stores(us equivilent of the salvos) and get the stupidest funky shit we can find to wear out. thrift shits on the salvos, beaps more stuff, better stuff and cheaper!...

oh thats sammy one of the bartenders at geos..yes yes hot hot!

So ive actually got a record here at camp so far and that is being the only one to pass out every saturday night so far, so ill leave you boys whith a couple of pass out shots that would probs be quite familiar to most of you!!! peace out boys miss ya all il add more shit soon, plus im gunna send all my pics ive got so far back to wilson on a disk so you cann all see theres a couple of hundred haha....

cheers guys salmon grug USA signing out.....


Saturday, July 02, 2005

Making the Most of the CCS Web Page

the photos are coming along nicely. I would like to try to start making this webpage attractive for people that dont know the salmon. Lets have some discussion about stepping this page up another level. Can we get any intro vids, grafics, music. Can we put anyphotos on the home page??? Where are the frickin girls!!
Gyus away from the coast we need MORE imput from you slack party animals, dont forget where you came from travelers.

Advertisment, the majority of people that we know/ went to school with wouldnt even know about this site.. lets change that and start giving the site address out to people who can help get the word out.

kewl salmon!!!
-Wizleton

The site is rollin thanks to lube and tom, keep up the good work.

wilson

Sunday, June 26, 2005

MuDvAyNe

Went to see mudvayne saturday night at UNI NSW roundhouse and it was fucking epic to say the least. The venue kicked ass, heaps intimate. The band was so close and everyone knew that they would go off. Opening song was "determined" and i sang every lyric while headbanging and trying to knock every cunt out in a snake pit me and some other random made, i nearly fainted i was going so crazy actually. Chad (singer) was saying how much he loved australia and that mudvayne hopes to get on the 2006 BDO line-up but either way they'll be out to do another show coz aussies are the craziest mother fucking moshers in the world. definate highlight songs were "determined" "death blooms" "internal primates forever" "just" and "dig" which was the last song and probably went off the most out of the set, but i cant say for sure as i baited my hole for 15 mins about 8 songs into it haha but then came back out and fucked shit up for the rest of the set, only thing that shat me off was no encore (and the absolute shitness of the support band) but still the best concert ive ever been to without a doubt, im crossing my fingers they get on the Big Day Out line-up!!

$$ Tom $$

Thursday, June 23, 2005

The list grows everyday

I've just finnished putting all the girls pictures together who have been on the Central Coast Waiting list for years now, I just wanted to say to them all, hang tight, and we will be serving you VERY soon...

http://www.maximonline.com/hotties/voting/

I've just been told that Jessica from Orlando, FL has finnished with Lube and she would like to register for the waiting list once again.... it was just that good...

Hammo

hello gentlemen ive been meaning to write up a little story about hammo for ages and i'm bored shitless so what better time than now. Where do i start? i guess i should start from the beginning which would be the plane ride there which takes just over 2hrs and goes really fucking quick, except when you get there and find out thers a vicious storm has just hit the island and your gonna have to fly around in circles for half an hr, but when i finally landed lennox was waiting for me at the gate and took me to vinny and hennys pad where i would spend my first 3weeks.
When I got settled in we got onto the important stuff which was getting maggot, and was achieved asap. Now the boys place which was room B11 was the local party house, we would just sit there in the arvo and wait for everyone to rock up so within days I knew half the ppl on the fucken island. Over the next few days I just pissed up every night and went out somewhere, that’s the good thing about hammo theres always somethin exciting to do, one of the funnest nights in the first week was the opening of the sportz bar deck, every Tuesday nite at sportz is staff night and it goes off your almost your certain to get a root or some sort of action, but this was a huge sportz night because the deck had been closed for so long, we all got absolutly fucked playing drinking games and once we were there the party had begun, also on this night I lost my HIVwhich stands for (hamilton island virginity).Now as I said before theres always something exciting happening on hammo so I haven’t got the time to write everythin that happened so I’ll write a few highlights, one of the highlights being boat day which involved hiring out a pontoon (which is a boat that holds 10ppl ) and 5 dingys! So in total the was 35 of us. The plan for the day was to get as much piss as possible load up the boats and travel about half an hour to an uninhabited island and get absolutly fucked all day. We all meet up at about 10am and divided into groups and some how I got roped into being the captain of one of the dingys, it was mad fun puttering over to the island and once we were on the island everyone was fucked within about 2hrs. Ppl were driving the dingys around maggot havin races and throwing bottles at each other, the girls all had there tits out and I think there was even some fucking goin on in the bush. The ride home was awesome I was so trashed and in charge of getting us home safely in the pooring rain, which was an effort and a half. Once we arrived home vinny, wally, chriso and myself hired out a buggy and trashed the fuckin thing all over the island, we took it 4x4 driving, did some circle work and went for a rally through some muddy bog! All this I caught on camera which makes great viewing. After we got sick of the buggy (4hrs later) we went to sportz and run a muck! Then after that we hit the local club (bohemes) which goes off when its packed, the only problem is the music, sometimes they play the shitest music! And then we topped the night of by coming home and getting stoned.
After spending 2 weeks on hammo I was in love with the place and decided to get off my arse and get a job, which was easy cause one of my mates got fired from the general store so I just took his job, little did I know the job was shit but it did supply me with free food and ciggies which was very handy. A few days later I ended up in my own accomodation over at passage which was great cause I had my own room for 2weeks so I picked up heaps of roots. My weeks were spent working,eating,drinking,sleeping and rooting what more could you ask for? While I’m on the topic I have to give a special mention to the girls girls of hamilton island, there amazing, there is so many of them and its sooooo easy to get a root, I managed to pull 6 different chicks in 7 weeks, and one of these girls I was rooting casually and we ended up making a porno, which if anyone hasn’t seen it I recommend havin a peek! Anyways I could go on for hrs writing about the trouble I got up to on hammo but I’ll leave it here by saying anyone thinking about goin to hammo do it cause you'll’have the time of your life, I did and I cant wait to go back
Peace Out………… the hodge

Monday, June 13, 2005

Newcastle Excursion

This is the story of 3 little salmon who had a big night out in newcastle. With a few drinks in us already we found ourselves at gosi train station finding out that ALL trains were out we jumped onto a bus going to wyong after nearly punching some little gosi weiners head in. We arrived at wyong and wizles mate perry came and picked us up for a few more drinks back at his before going to the city, got a bit more pissed there and taxi'd it back to the station then on another fucking bus for 2 HOURS!! had to piss somethin fierce the bus was pretty fun though. finally arrived at newy and went straight into fannys (not a fanny bar lol) and got stamped then walked up to the great northern hotel, heaps of ppl on the street. Got a wicked posi at the northern and started sinkin piss among other shit and started getting seriously fucked. we met up with some ppl and got a mad crew together before heading back to fannys, on the way though it seemed like wilson was compelled to talk to every person he passed on the street and traygo was showing up this bum of a busker so it took about 45 mins on a 15 min walk. Got straight into fannys and it was packed..................with dudes eeeeeewwwwwww. Nah wasnt that bad but it was defo's about 70/30 and all the dudes were crazy leb lookin cunts like they were looking for an excuse to bash someone lol. All totally wasted by then and our brains were atomically bombed (hehe) and we ripped up the floor, walked around aimlessly and talked shit till 5 in the morning wen we all left except wiz who went back to the local youthy and slayed some bi-sexual cougar chick out the window and in a room with 10 other sleeping back-packers, NICE ONE WIZ!! so me, t-bone and the rest of the boys leged it back to the train station for another painful 2 hour bus ride to wyong then back to gosi but apart from the extra travel time it was an AWESOME night and we'll be going up there again very soon.

Also thanks to all the boys that partied hard with us,
Traygo, Wilson, Perry, Porey, Streets, Ray, Beny, Brady, also thanks to Ben Hand for randomly showing up on our bus and that hotty that wizle knows from the medical centre and any other random retard we met....

$$ Tom $$

Monday, June 06, 2005

wilson says-

check the new pictures in "my friends folder". Add comments, tease people or complement the choice is up to you. Also i would like to see more salmonesses in here we should make a new folder!!!