On Tuesday Traygo and Lana leave for New Zealand. We were all under the impression that Traygo had fallen in love with the Australian Culture (in particlular the Central Coast culture) but I'm guessing since they have one way tickets... we are mistaken!! haha
No I am only joking, Traygo has been a great mate to all and will be missed everyday. As will Lana his gorgeous girlfriend who will be making the trip as well. Although she's not looking forward to what she hears is a very smelly country that constantly leaks fumes of sulfer.
Good luck to you both, enjoy! and return sometime soon. xxx
Monday, December 19, 2005
Sunday, December 18, 2005
Terrigal under fire
There are police at every entrance to terrigal doing car searches, I have just been pulled over 3 times in an hour just doing my daily routine. The bastards made me get out of my car in my Thai boxer shorts and spred my legs. This is a bloody out rage i have been violated! I Just checked terrigal out (1:45) not alot is happening. There are a few aussies looking for a fight in a little group of about 15-20 but no sign of any ethnics. I have had word that some are traveling from interstate, so i doubt they would come all the way from melbourne for nothing... Tonight could get ugly, only time will tell.
"In an unprecedented move, Police Commissioner Ken Moroney urged people to stay away from Cronulla, Maroubra and Bondi beaches in Sydney, TERRIGAL!!! on the Central Coast, Nobbys Beach in Newcastle and beaches in Wollongong."
im ryan wilson, Salmon News.
"In an unprecedented move, Police Commissioner Ken Moroney urged people to stay away from Cronulla, Maroubra and Bondi beaches in Sydney, TERRIGAL!!! on the Central Coast, Nobbys Beach in Newcastle and beaches in Wollongong."
im ryan wilson, Salmon News.
Saturday, December 17, 2005
Johns 21st
There will be a game of cricket and a piss up
happening this Saturday (24th) to celebrate
johns b-day. Get down there around midday,
bringsome beers an esky and the theme is irish
pirates, So basicaly a lepricorn with an eye patch.
Hopfuly we will get the pitch but if not we
will make our own backyard style near the
picnic tables. There will be some snag sangers
so come along and get on bord with the salmon
cricket team!! girls and guys, all are invited!!!
cya there.
happening this Saturday (24th) to celebrate
johns b-day. Get down there around midday,
bringsome beers an esky and the theme is irish
pirates, So basicaly a lepricorn with an eye patch.
Hopfuly we will get the pitch but if not we
will make our own backyard style near the
picnic tables. There will be some snag sangers
so come along and get on bord with the salmon
cricket team!! girls and guys, all are invited!!!
cya there.
100th Post!!
The Central Coast Salmon site has reached a milestone, its 100th post..Thanks to everyone involved for getting it this far, it has expanded more and more people are knowing finding out about it! Big thanks to Lube who has obviously done more than anyone, the travel links are the way the site should be heading. Up the salmon, keep spreading the word about the site!!
Wednesday, December 14, 2005
Photo Site up
Flickr is a photo site owned by yahoo. Works really well with blogs and can store shit loads of photos over time.
If you want the password to upload some photos.. email centralcoastsalmon@hotmail.com
Otherwise... check it out and make some comments.
If you want the password to upload some photos.. email centralcoastsalmon@hotmail.com
Otherwise... check it out and make some comments.
We're Always Open
Us Central Coast Salmon are a very friendly bunch and would like to let everyone know that we are always open to backpackers, tourist, overseas students and other travellers to have short term (sometimes long term) accomadation for anyone.
After recent trips overseas by many of the CCSalmon, some of which who are still over there (Grug you mad dog!) We want to go to more places, more often. To do this we thought the best way to make friends is to offer our hospitality to all that wish to offer theirs in return.
So please - Either click on the links to the right underneith the "Travellers / Tourists" title or simple click the email me button and you can contact us direct.
You will never ever know, if you never ever go!! haha
After recent trips overseas by many of the CCSalmon, some of which who are still over there (Grug you mad dog!) We want to go to more places, more often. To do this we thought the best way to make friends is to offer our hospitality to all that wish to offer theirs in return.
So please - Either click on the links to the right underneith the "Travellers / Tourists" title or simple click the email me button and you can contact us direct.
You will never ever know, if you never ever go!! haha
Tuesday, December 13, 2005
NYE 2005/2006
SO WHAT ARE THE PLANS BOYS!!!
I have an offer to get wasted underneith the Bridge (Luna Park Side) which will be cheap and stuff.
What are everyone elses plans.
I have an offer to get wasted underneith the Bridge (Luna Park Side) which will be cheap and stuff.
What are everyone elses plans.
Thursday, December 08, 2005
Grugs Back Online....
Yeah boys back in england finally got my shiznip together, my new mobie number is ....+447716768215, so feel free to drop me a text or call if u feel the urge, let me know whats goin on in that way downunder country and still number one greatest country in the world that i am proud to call home....
cheers big ears
grugus
cheers big ears
grugus
Wednesday, December 07, 2005
To my dear friend
Dear Alcohol,
First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. My
friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work
cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around in the holiday's
hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of
endless family gatherings. However, lately I've been wondering about
your intentions.
While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I
feel
that your influence has led to some unwise consequences, briefed below
for your review.
1. Phone calls: While I agree with you that communication is important,
I question the suggestion that any conversation of substance or
necessity takes place after 2 a.m. Why would you make me call those
ex-boyfriends / girlfriends when I know for a fact they do not want to
hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night?
2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal, but why do you suggest
that I eat a taco with chili sauce, along with a big Italian meatball &
some stale chips (washed down with WINE & topped off with a Kit Kat all
after a few cheese curls & chili cheese fries)? I'm an eclectic eater,
but I think you went too far this time.
3. Clumsiness: Unless you're subtly trying to tell me that I need to
do
more yoga to improve my balance, I see NO need to hammer the issue home
by causing me to fall down. It's completely unnecessary, and the black &
blue marks that appear on my body mysteriously the next day is beyond
me. Similarly, it should never take me more than 45 seconds to get the
front door key into the lock.
4. Beer goggles: If I think I may know him/her from somewhere, I most
likely do not. Please do not request that I go over & see if in fact, I
do
actually know that person. The phrase "let's F***" is illegal from now
on. While I may be thinking this, please reinstate the
brain-to-mouth-block that would stop this thought from becoming a
statement, especially in public. Please stop me from talking to the
guy/girl with the crooked teeth; acned-up face; bad breath; beer belly,
etc. Why are they so appealing to me while I'm with you? And why are
they so disgusting to me the next morning after you have worn off??
5. Furthermore: The hangovers have GOT to stop. This is getting
ridiculous. I know a little penance for our previous evening's
debauchery may be in order, but the 3pm hangover immobility is
completely unacceptable. My entire day is shot. I ask that, if the
proper precautions are taken (water, vitamin B, bread products, aspirin)
prior to going to sleep/passing out facedown on the kitchen floor with a
bag of popcorn, the hangover should be minimal & in no way interfere
with my daily activities.
Alcohol, I have enjoyed our friendship for some years now & would like
to ensure that we remain on good terms. You've been the invoker of great
stories, the provocation for much laughter, and the needed companion
when I just don't know what to do with the extra money in my pockets. In
order to continue this friendship, I ask that you carefully review my
grievances above & address them immediately. I will look for an answer
no later than Thursday 3pm (pre-happy hour) on your possible solutions &
hopefully we can continue this fruitful partnership.
Thank you,
From,
Your biggest fan,
Mince
First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. My
friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work
cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around in the holiday's
hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of
endless family gatherings. However, lately I've been wondering about
your intentions.
While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I
feel
that your influence has led to some unwise consequences, briefed below
for your review.
1. Phone calls: While I agree with you that communication is important,
I question the suggestion that any conversation of substance or
necessity takes place after 2 a.m. Why would you make me call those
ex-boyfriends / girlfriends when I know for a fact they do not want to
hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night?
2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal, but why do you suggest
that I eat a taco with chili sauce, along with a big Italian meatball &
some stale chips (washed down with WINE & topped off with a Kit Kat all
after a few cheese curls & chili cheese fries)? I'm an eclectic eater,
but I think you went too far this time.
3. Clumsiness: Unless you're subtly trying to tell me that I need to
do
more yoga to improve my balance, I see NO need to hammer the issue home
by causing me to fall down. It's completely unnecessary, and the black &
blue marks that appear on my body mysteriously the next day is beyond
me. Similarly, it should never take me more than 45 seconds to get the
front door key into the lock.
4. Beer goggles: If I think I may know him/her from somewhere, I most
likely do not. Please do not request that I go over & see if in fact, I
do
actually know that person. The phrase "let's F***" is illegal from now
on. While I may be thinking this, please reinstate the
brain-to-mouth-block that would stop this thought from becoming a
statement, especially in public. Please stop me from talking to the
guy/girl with the crooked teeth; acned-up face; bad breath; beer belly,
etc. Why are they so appealing to me while I'm with you? And why are
they so disgusting to me the next morning after you have worn off??
5. Furthermore: The hangovers have GOT to stop. This is getting
ridiculous. I know a little penance for our previous evening's
debauchery may be in order, but the 3pm hangover immobility is
completely unacceptable. My entire day is shot. I ask that, if the
proper precautions are taken (water, vitamin B, bread products, aspirin)
prior to going to sleep/passing out facedown on the kitchen floor with a
bag of popcorn, the hangover should be minimal & in no way interfere
with my daily activities.
Alcohol, I have enjoyed our friendship for some years now & would like
to ensure that we remain on good terms. You've been the invoker of great
stories, the provocation for much laughter, and the needed companion
when I just don't know what to do with the extra money in my pockets. In
order to continue this friendship, I ask that you carefully review my
grievances above & address them immediately. I will look for an answer
no later than Thursday 3pm (pre-happy hour) on your possible solutions &
hopefully we can continue this fruitful partnership.
Thank you,
From,
Your biggest fan,
Mince
Friday, December 02, 2005
Wednesday, November 30, 2005
Grug Is Back In The Land Of The Pom!!!
Hey boys sorry I havnt written a post in like a month, it was pretty hectic over in france. Yeah so whats new back home, we got back to england last week and to you poofs who just decided to fuck off to thailand.... you should have told me cause i would have met you there!!! too late now!
Yeah so we left france beacause workin for stuck up french fucks who refuse to speak english to you just wasnt doin it for me, plus we couldnt get tax numbers and shit but thats a long story and they tried to rip us off....bastards. Probly a good thing we left because by the end of the season my liver would have been shot to bits! running ur own bar is wicked except u end up pissed 24/7.... just ask Jury. Yeah Mitch popped in for a visit me and him hit the piss hard so we dont really remember much....Absenthe is a killer, no wonder its banned in most countries around the world....dont worry boys il be sure to smuggle a bottle home! yeah so me and jury had a good couple of weeks writing ourselves off and then all headed back to england. Heres a few pics of the good times in france... hope the panoramic shots work ok...
where we are standing is about 1650 metres above sea level so theres not much snow till winter starts but the top peaks are 3600 metres and u can snowboard up there all year round, its pretty cool.
That was my bar
Making the most of free alcohol at the bar....
Panaramic shot of the village and surrounding mountains
Panaramic shot from a cliff at the edge of the village, known as "The end of the world", its fuckin crazy, 1500 metre drop and no fence.... thats the french for ya!
Anyway now we are back in england livin and workin in a place called Kent workin in a small traditional country pub, pretty cool. Oh and before i go just so none of you trip out, jess will be back home for a week cause her grandpa is dying so she is going to see him in hospital....soooo if any of u thought you saw her....you probly did!!!
Anyway i better run, but happy 21st to anyone whos birthday is commin up! wish i could be there for it but hey, what can you do!!!! if anyone wants to come visit in feb and help me get absoulutely shitfaced for my 21st your more than welcome. So let me know whats been happening back home in salmonville....
Peace out
G to the RUG
Yeah so we left france beacause workin for stuck up french fucks who refuse to speak english to you just wasnt doin it for me, plus we couldnt get tax numbers and shit but thats a long story and they tried to rip us off....bastards. Probly a good thing we left because by the end of the season my liver would have been shot to bits! running ur own bar is wicked except u end up pissed 24/7.... just ask Jury. Yeah Mitch popped in for a visit me and him hit the piss hard so we dont really remember much....Absenthe is a killer, no wonder its banned in most countries around the world....dont worry boys il be sure to smuggle a bottle home! yeah so me and jury had a good couple of weeks writing ourselves off and then all headed back to england. Heres a few pics of the good times in france... hope the panoramic shots work ok...
where we are standing is about 1650 metres above sea level so theres not much snow till winter starts but the top peaks are 3600 metres and u can snowboard up there all year round, its pretty cool.
That was my bar
Making the most of free alcohol at the bar....
Panaramic shot of the village and surrounding mountains
Panaramic shot from a cliff at the edge of the village, known as "The end of the world", its fuckin crazy, 1500 metre drop and no fence.... thats the french for ya!
Anyway now we are back in england livin and workin in a place called Kent workin in a small traditional country pub, pretty cool. Oh and before i go just so none of you trip out, jess will be back home for a week cause her grandpa is dying so she is going to see him in hospital....soooo if any of u thought you saw her....you probly did!!!
Anyway i better run, but happy 21st to anyone whos birthday is commin up! wish i could be there for it but hey, what can you do!!!! if anyone wants to come visit in feb and help me get absoulutely shitfaced for my 21st your more than welcome. So let me know whats been happening back home in salmonville....
Peace out
G to the RUG
Friday, November 25, 2005
The Boys are off to Thailand!!!
As of tomorrow (saturday) the coast might be a bit quiter, Prousty John Chongie Joel and Wilson are headin off to thailand for a 2 week holliday.
There will be plenty of footage taken,
Lots of alchohol sunk, Lots of partying and were
defiently going to take advantage of how cheep the thai to aussie dollar
is. If anyone wants something really bad, drop some cash to Wilsons friday
or sat and im sure he will bring u a bit of thailand back, no drugs or
bombs though guys!!!
Cyas all about mid december!!!!
keep it real for the salmon!!!
There will be plenty of footage taken,
Lots of alchohol sunk, Lots of partying and were
defiently going to take advantage of how cheep the thai to aussie dollar
is. If anyone wants something really bad, drop some cash to Wilsons friday
or sat and im sure he will bring u a bit of thailand back, no drugs or
bombs though guys!!!
Cyas all about mid december!!!!
keep it real for the salmon!!!
Monday, November 21, 2005
Man of the Year Award
Sorry guys...
but the vote is in
and yes...
with out a doubt...
this IS........
the Man of the year..................
Friday, November 18, 2005
Lenny's going to be a FATHER!!!
Yes thats right, Lenny's lovely girlfriend is 7 Months Pregnant and Lenny couldn't be more happy!!
Thursday, November 17, 2005
Get Stiff with Tiffany
Get Tiffany is an online multiplayer game community about four guys trying to win the attention of a super hot chick named Tiffany. Create your player and customize your hairstyle, hair color, skin color and lots of other stuff so everybody knows that you’re you. You can then start the game right away.
http://www.gettiffany.com/
Tom and I just played it... its not really if you win the chick or not.. Its ganging up on other guys from around the world... and baging the shit outta them. Funny stuff. If your bored its reccomended!!
Lube#8
Wednesday, November 16, 2005
2nd Announcment for BIG DAY OUT!!
2nd announcment for line-up today came out and im very relieved to hear that there will be some metal there "MUDVAYNE" are coming!!!! i always had a feeling they would.
Also "Hilltop Hoods" "Fast Crew" "Shihad" "Cog" and philli rapper "Common", this BDO is going to go off, anyone who wants tickets you can get them through the Big Day Out website www.bigdayout.com they release 500 tickets every thursday night at 9pm so get one or die.
Also, for all the wangers there is "Sarah Blasko" if you want to go to sleep with bordom..
Also "Hilltop Hoods" "Fast Crew" "Shihad" "Cog" and philli rapper "Common", this BDO is going to go off, anyone who wants tickets you can get them through the Big Day Out website www.bigdayout.com they release 500 tickets every thursday night at 9pm so get one or die.
Also, for all the wangers there is "Sarah Blasko" if you want to go to sleep with bordom..
$$Tom$$
Wednesday, November 09, 2005
PAINTBALL!!!!
Just in case Cilia missed anyone...
HEY GUYS, PAINTBALL IS THIS WEEKEND AND UNFORTUNATELY WE CANT GET A MINI BUS SO WE ARE GONNA HAVE TO CAR POOL SORRY...I WILL LEAVE IT ALL UP TO YOU GUYS TO ORGANISE WHO YOU WANT TO GO WITH? WE WILL MEET AT TEZZA PUB AT 7:20 AND ALL LEAVE AT 7:30. I WILL GIVE DIRECTIONS AND INFO THERE.
IF ANYONE KNOWS ANYONE WHO WANTS TO PLAY CILIA NEEDS TO KNOW ASAP AS HE NEEDS TO BOOK THEM IN. WE NEED MAYBE 2 OR 3 MORE PLAYERS.
- ANY QUESTIONS CALL CILIA X X X -
Here are some extra tips of the dress code for the day!
Saturday, November 05, 2005
Wilsons & Toms 21st !!!!!
Tom and Wilson are having a combined 21st! It has promised to be one of the biggest parties of the year...The invitation list is dragging along the floor so first to rsvp and/get to the venue will be the ones that will be asured to get in!!!
The party is at Sirens nightclub in terrigal, it will be held on the 4th of feb(wilson 31st jan, tom 2nd feb) and will be going from 10.00pm-3.00am. The theme is Cowbows and Indians. There will be strict Dress code: your not dressed, we paint your face, shred your clothes and you become and indian... Or you can go home. I hope everyone that recieves an invite can make it (that includes all you hamilton island & europe boys).
Wilson will be having somthing before it, close mates and friends are welcome to sink some free piss and tease the old videos his dad will whip out.
Feel free to write comments, and leave addresses of people to help the giving out of the invitations (next 2-3 weeks)...
Yours truely Captain Salmon #1
Thursday, November 03, 2005
Grug Checkin In
hey boys whats been goin on? I saw the pics from rodys 21st looks like it was an awsome party. So im in the french alpes now and its fuckin amazing up here, some of the most beautiful views in the world. We are managing a cool bar and so far its been sweet! sory i dont have any pics on the computer yet, but if any of u boys feel like getting off your asses and leaving the nest, book a flight to france and come and stay......free accomodation,free food and free drinks at my bar...... how can u say no? anyway ive gotta run cause internet is expensive but il get a french sim card soon and let u know the number, peace out
Grug
Grug
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