Mat Cilia's 21st

Yummy
Originally uploaded by Central Coast Salmon.

I'm not going to say anything.

Absolutely nothing..
I'll leave completely to everyone that was there, to share their stories through comments!! Leave your birthday wishes as well if ya want.

Click on our "CCS Flickr" link on the right to view photos.

Bonnies sign guard Fereti

Rising Higher..
Originally uploaded by TiMm1.

ST. BONAVENTURE, N.Y. - St. Bonaventure signed a pair of junior college teammates to National Letters of Intent on Wednesday. Zarryon Fereti, a 6-foot-4 shooting guard from Central Coast, New South Wales, Australia.

Over Fereti's two seasons at Southern Idaho, he made 128 three-pointers and helped the Golden Eagles to a combined record of 57-13. His sophomore season, Fereti averaged 14.3 points, 4.0 rebounds and 2.7 assists per game. Southern Idaho's third-leading scorer, he made 77 three-pointers in 32 games (2.4 per game) and shot 34 percent from long range as well as 81 percent (93-115) from the free throw line. Fereti scored 20 points or more six times with a season high of 33 points. As a freshman in 2004-05, Fereti averaged 9.6 points and shot 42 percent (51-120) from three-point range.

Visit - http://gobonnies.cstv.com/

Its all fun and games till your kids fall in the sewer

SHATTERED!! cya kids.........

Official House Warming Party!

Wilson is having a party! It gets a bit lonely out in avoca so were chuckin a huey party!!



When: 13th of may

Where 22 cabbage tree Rd Avoca, 1st street on the right past the water tower



What time: 5 till 3am if not crashin

Theme: Get pissed



OPEN HOUSE!!!

Anzac Day Races

Start of The Honey Bee Stakes
Originally uploaded by Rock and Racehorses.

Last ANZAC day the Gosford race track was the place to be. $50 for entry and all you can drink.

Grug told me that you can't buy tickets to the "Free Beer" section anymore, or its sold out??

Well that fucking sucks!!!

Who is going? Is there anyone going that isn't in the "free beer" section?

What else is there to do?

HAPPY EASTER!!

They Taste Even Better Than They Look!
Originally uploaded by Sister72.

So what is everyone up to this long weekend?

Voted Best Joke of the Year

Sheep, Halcombe NZ, Mar 2002
Originally uploaded by maddoglintott.

Kiwi walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:

"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find thats a sheep, you idiot"

The man says "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you"

Peter Salmon & Bums/hoeboes Pissup

alkohol
Originally uploaded by sint.

We all might be in for a treat very soon with Peter Salmon rumoured to be making a return for our House to House Bum and Hoeboe pissup.

Not many people know who Peter Salmon is but he is the original founder and creator of the name Salmon. He is an alter ego of one of the Salmon Crew and wears only Gladwrap for undies.

As far as I can remember (which isn't much) Peter was calling random people outta the phone book at around 2-3AM in the morning, trying to sell Salmon to unexpecting customers.

I think the deal was "1 Salmon for $5 or 3 for $10"

We have got footage of this somewhere (which is fucking hilarious) but for now I'll leave you with our new Mascot icon.



p.s If you can create a better one. GOOD ON YA... WE DON'T CARE!!!

New pad & House Warming

Wilson, Shipley and Scott (and brett) have moved out. Party this coming saturday, to warm the house....lets get muey, everyone is welcome to crash!!! hope to see you there luv the boys xxoo

Fridge to Fridge Salmon Style

The fridge to fridge planing side of things has moved along nicely.
There has already been a rough track drawn up that is defiently possible to do.
However!!! Put your hand up if you live in the North avoca/terrigal/wambie area and we will be able to make the track even better(and easier).


All we need is
wheels....








Some designated pit stops.....
And a shit load of beer!!!

should be aprox $10-$15 per head

date yet to be confirmed, maybe around cilias b-day so timmy and hodge can join in the fun!!

We want to get as many people as possible so tell your mates all are welcome, check the site for regular updates...

Theme: Bums and hoeboes

Drugs are bad ... Mmmm K

marijuana leaves
Originally uploaded by JesseWarren.

I came accross this on the web.. I find it fucking annoying how people talk so much dirt on Pot! What harm has it ever done to you!!

Anyway... it gives these hints to parents when their Child gives them excuses for using marijuana.

“Marijuana makes you mellow.”
Not always. Marijuana use is associated with violent behavior. Kids who use marijuana weekly are four times more likely to engage in violent behavior than those who don’t.

“If I smoke marijuana, I’m not hurting anyone else.”
Marijuana trafficking is a big, often violent business, at home and abroad. And if you get caught, it will really hurt your parents.

“It can’t cause any real problems in the long term.”
If you’re smoking marijuana, you could do things that jeopardize your future, like having sex or getting in trouble with the law.

Source: Anti Drug Website

SOO basically this is saying that if you smoke pot, your going to make your parents upset, your going to be voilent and your going to jeopardize your future by having sex???

WTF!!!

HAPPY 1ST BIRTHDAY SALMON SITE

You say it's your birthday...
Originally uploaded by Poopypants.

Wednesday, March 23, 2005- CCSalmon.blogspot WAS BORN

So it's been a year, shit where the fuck did that go...

We might get together and look through the old posts and find the funny ones through the year... for memories sake... and post them up over the next few days!!

Over 7000 Visitors to the site and plenty more to come.

Central Coast Salmon for life!

Body Implants

Alright you metal heads... heres something new for you to do to your bodies...
Lookout Breast Implants, here comes BODY IMPLANTS!!!






Body Implants (pictures)

Central Coast Salmon

Question : lube can you get a link for all the salmon members, so people that are officialy salmon have a way of proving it... Just like names, with our salmon number, address and ph number, probs with a little photo or somethin, dunno... get back to me m$#%&#@ker

Answer: There ya go Wilson...

I've also made up a couple banners... not sure which one you all want?

Leave a comment everyone... we need feedback on which one to choose!!!



Also boys! Send through your emails and/or websites (myspace or blogs) through to my email by clicking here

Beer Garden - Tonight!! GRUGS BACK!

Snowcone!
Originally uploaded by Lube's Life.

Its going to go off...

Tonight at the beer garden in Terrigal, Craig Farrugia and his misses Jess will be returning from their year trip overseas.

Not sure what time he gets in but he will be at the beery tonight catching up with everyone.

BE THERE!!!

OOOOPS!!!!

Motor Bike hire for the Day........RM 30.00

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Damage to hired bike..........RM 200.00

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Damage to other vehicles.........RM 500.00

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Medical Bills.........RM 350.00

Damage to Ego...........Priceless!!!!

Some things money cant buy......But for the rest..... Where the fuck is a mastercard when i need one????

Yep stitches can be extremely painfull especially in the nose where there is fuck all skin and when the dont have any anesthetic what so ever!

Yeah yeah laugh it up....anyway this will be my last post before i arrive home on wednesday, cant fuckin wait. I leave here on sunday then im in transit till i get home see you all then.

P.S im ok now....

Catch ya

Sammy Hallett is going to Hamilton Island!!!

One of the newest members to the salmon, an international 6ft 6' kid from England has been living in australia's finest, the central coast. The entire time he has been in australia he has not been south of of Sydney or North of Newcastle so its time for him to check out the Whitsundays and crew up with the hamilton Salmon who im sure will be showing him a crazy time.
If Sam can get his shit together he is planning on leaving this coming monday, so to celebrate his departure (just jokes going to miss you) Wilson will have the boys over Saturday night for a few drinks. Good luck buddy enjoy the tropical climate u red faced pom!!

from the Salmon

Central Coast Mariners

Sydney FC 1 / Mariners 0

SYDNEY FC won the inaugural A-League grand final, claiming victory with a much improved second-half performance at Aussie Stadium. STEVE CORICA scored a fine goal to give Sydney FC a 62nd-minute lead in the A-League grand final as Dwight Yorke became increasingly influential.

Lets start aiming for next year!!

More news at www.news.com.au


Did anyone go see them play?
If so how was it?

Steak and Blowjob Day

Blowjob accessible
Originally uploaded by Riude.

March 20th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day".

Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it.

FOR MORE INFO - Type "March 20th" into Google

Thanks to Ellen for finding this for us!

2 Weeks To Go!!!

Only 2 weeks boys and i cant wait..... Malaysia is wicked fuckin hot though!!! anyway just thought id put a few pics up to make you jelous!!!

Check out the beachfront bar 10 seconds from our resort and cheap as shit!!


Resort pool with swim up bar!!!

Gotta luv fireworks..... you can get some big mother fuckers too..... about 300 bottle rockets will cost you about $5 AU, and im telling you blowing up coconuts its twice as fun as it looks!!

Me and Jess at the beach...

Monkeys on the beach....cheeky little bastards too...


Anyway I guess il see you boys in 2 weeks.... oh and whos house is the fridge full of woodstocks at??? il be there wednesday arvo...
Keep on swimming salmon..... preferably not up stream!!!!
peace out
grug