New Zealand SNOW TRIP!!!!

Orlando
Originally uploaded by MarkBauch.

Got way too pissed off at everyone else but myself going to the snow this year... so lets start planning for next year now!

I reckon New Zealand is looking pretty nice. Cheap, no crowds, Traygos family live there... hehe.

Here is one example of a package. But I reckon we should do it on the cheap so we get more boarding time!!

www.skidealsnz.com

Ski Time is a place to mix with the locals and enjoy the true small ski town big mountain area know as Mt Hutt & Methven Village. The rooms are tastefull decorated and the cosy lounge area, fire place, restaurant and bar of the lodge make it a favourite of the locals and visitors. The package includes 6 Nights Ski Time Lodge incl light bfast 7 Day Compact Car Hire 3 Days Ski and Activity pass 1 Free Mid-week Mt Hutt Day Pass.

Total Duration: 7 days
Rate: $699.00 per person

The Salmon Crews newest member!

Click here to read about it

The Big Lebowski - F_cking Short Version

Had to do it....

Last one...

Fuck Like Rabbits!

Trigger Happy TV Clip

This show is fucking wicked! Kinda like Canded Camera but with a Skit Mix to it.... Check out the "Best of" by

Lets visit Tom!

Heres to Tom
Originally uploaded by Lube's Life.

Tom is organising for people to come down to his this weekend to get on it and have a fully sick night out bro....

The Lilly Pads House Warming has been postponed... (I think) until next week when its Lana's birthday... kinda kill two birds with one stone.

BUT no worries, we still have a place to get wasted and run a muck this weekend..... ARTARMON, SYDNEY!!

Christmas in JULY - THIS SATURDAY!!

Green Apple Splash
Originally uploaded by lorrainemd.

Get your santa costume out Christmas has arrived early!!

The boys at Avoca (Shipley, Scott, Wilson, Brett) are chuckin a party!

When:29th of july
Where:22 cabbage tree rd Avoca\
Wear: Come dressed in anything Green or Red.
Bring: Heaps of piss, and chuck it in the esky bath!!
What? yep thats right

This one is going to be big. May even be the last one at the house. Tell everyone and anyone who knows the boys (Shipley, Scott, Wilson, Brett) or any of the salmon!

The Lilly Pad :-)

Smiles allround
Originally uploaded by Lube's Life.

Traygo, Lana, Chandrika and Lube moved in together over the weekend into a sweet little place in Erina/Springfield.

House warming will be sometime over the next month or so, We will keep you posted.

If you wanna drop in and say ELLO call us to get the address.

Ryan Lube = 04114 307 91

Party Cups

Oversized party cups... Its about time!!!

Zidane Headbutt update

New footage prooving there was more to the HEADBUTT!!!

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Knock the Fuck Out!

Looking for something to put up for Kevs 18th and this was the best I could find!

The Salmon crew did their job and kept the gatecrashers fucking up the party but we definately felt too old to be there with young 18 year old (or younger) kids running around!

Leave some comments about the night.

Like the guy who couldn't remember who's party he was at??

Hodgy is BACK!

Hodgy
Originally uploaded by Central Coast Salmon.

On the coast for the weekend. He is down for his brothers 18th.

Christmas In July!!

Get your santa costume out Christmas has arrived early!! The boys at Avoca (Shipley, Scott, Wilson, Brett) are chuckin a party!
When:29th of july
Where:22 cabbage tree rd Avoca
What to bring: Heaps of piss, and chuck it in the esky bath!!
What? yep thats right

Get into the spirit, Red White and Green.....can someone please come as the grinsh....or what ever his name is haha

PRANK!

Phone Box
Originally uploaded by Son of Groucho.

WHO EVER KEEPS PRANKING EVERYONE....

PLEASE KEEP IT UP AS ITS FUNNY AS... LOL!

No Gary No!!!

Funny Shit!

Nominations UPDATE!

OK - So far we have

Batsey
Marcel
Mitch Jury
Henson
Sexton
Simon Newton

all nominated so far.... keep going we need at least 10 so we can get the catch of the day..

Just remember the wet Salmon SLAP!

Party Time!

party time
Originally uploaded by kreylick.

This guy is in for a hell of a week!

Maybe even a month, year... or just won't stop.

Hommo is COOL!

Hommo is the newest Salmon Member to get his act together and start up a Myspace. He is the first I have seen in the "COOL NEW PEOPLE" section that I know.

I will add your myspace to your link mate. SHIPPDOG!! where the fuck is your link buddy.. ha

And the Oscar goes to....

Oscar
Originally uploaded by Lube's Life.

ITALY!! For their game winning performance over Australia.

Well Done Italy, you've won yourself 10 years of hate from all Australian Soccer fans. This prize includes plenty of boo's and taunts everytime you are playing a soccer game.

But Wait... theres more.

Since you've caused such a great upset in the name of Australian Soccer, we would like to pay for all your wedding expenses for yourself and the referee you seem to be bum fucking behind the scenes.

Enjoy...

What happens if you eat too much Salmon...

2) What !?
Originally uploaded by isado.

FOUR pelicans suspected of being drunk on sea algae were being tested at a Southern California wildlife centre after one of them crashed headlong into a car.

Three of the California brown pelicans were found wandering dazed in the streets of Laguna Beach after another pelican struck a vehicle's windshield on a nearby coast road.

Drunk Pelicans... never thought about that. They could fit a yard glass in their beak! That would be hilarious to watch... Drunk Pelicans!