The US of A

Salmon Crew checking in....
Its Captain Grug, Sir Wilson and Grand Master Mince here, only 3 days into our trip and its fucking insane already! We are stayin at venice beach california, first night here we hit up Hooters in Santa Monica, heaps of beer heaps of chicken and heaps of hooters!!! that place rocks!
Second night went rockin the suburbs in a mack daddy stretch Bentley, we cruised hollywood, sunset strip, Rodeo Drive and we all got fucked up in the limo, it was mad. Dont have any pics to upload yet but we are workin on it! we have to get blotto....catch ya.

Oh and did I mention Grug Just won $7000..... Fuck yeahhhhhh..... Lets Get Mewy

UNITED FUKING STATES OF AWWW YEAH!!!

Hey salmon what the crundingles is going on???

America is shredding so far we've been chased by a crazy mexican on a bike, seen someone arrested (about 20 mins after we got here), got mewy with random yanks, seen massive jugs in hooters and been tipping everyone to the bewlshit (coz you have to).

This place is fuking crazy boys wish you all were here its absolute insanity, so much shit to buy in venice beach. But the funniest thing is that i realised i've played missions here in GTA hahahahahahahahahha so blotto. we've all got moby's so we'll call you soon

AWWWW YEAH!!!!!

Salmon in America

Emirates Takeoff
Originally uploaded by DigiDani.

One of the biggest ever Salmon adventures is about to take off.

Wilson, Tom, Nick, Cooke, Chongie, Ando, John, Grug and Jess are flying to Los Angeles tomorrow morning. The plane leaves at 9 in the morning and we arrive in LA at 6 in the morning so were actually going back in time 3 hours so ill be "tripped out" before i even get off the plane.

We will be hangin around LA/ Hollywood for about a week, surfing, scootering and hopfully snowbording in the callifornian ranges as there is snow all year around.

Personally im going to spend a fair bit of time near the beach. Following LA's one week stint we are flying down to Mexico, Cancun.

This place will be the holliday of the holliday, staying in 5 star villas right on the beach. Cancun is where all the americans go for spring break so its bound to be pretty busy there, but we just miss the peak of it which is probably a blessing in disguise. We will be doing a couple of day trips, snorkeling eating tacos, and getting smashed off tequila and coronas 24/7.....

We stay in mexico for a week before heading to New York, this im sure will have the "wow" factor, we are going to try to do it pretty cheap, were staying in youth hostels so we can meet other people our age and we have a bit of money left over for shopping!!
i really dont know what were going to do in new york, but i will be like "holly shit, im in newyork".....From there we fly back to LA i think.

We will be hiring a car or 2, doing a roadtrip so we can stop into all the small little "diners" and smaller populated towns to trip the shit out of people with our aussie accents, we plan to drive through
"Death Vally" the Grand Canyon. This will be all deserty and shit but im sure we will figure out something to do for 3 days of road trippin.

Finaly we hit Vegas for about a week before headin home, do i really need to say anything about Vegas? You all know were going to get hell blotto, were actually staying in a 600ft pyrimid with a tractor beam on the top, you have probably seen it in various movies, well its 5 stars and about $58 a night, it has a built in Eye Max theater for christs sake.

Hopfully we all have a safe trip and get back home to the rest of our salmon.

I'm Ryan Wilson, wish me luck.

Fire For Effect

Firestorm
Originally uploaded by _catch12234.

So most of the salmon is heading over to the USA for a month this friday. To cellebrate, we are and doing a gig and getting absolutly magget afterwards.

i think the jam sessions kick off at around 8 but were not on till 9:30 and should be finished by 10ish.

name of my band: Fire for Effect (9 30- 10pm)
time:8-10ish
where: Dekk bar
when:11th of april
cost: there might be a small door charge (they really dont tell us anything, or pay us for that matter)

its just an instrumental at this point, but it is the bands first ever gig and we will not forget the support we get. (ando is really nervous guys so we need lots of claps)

thanks , i hope to see you all there, and out at largo for a shit talking session and a bonvoyage drinking binge for the crew leaving.

THIS SATURDAY NIGHT!!

We have a pretty large crew going to this!
If anyone else is keen leave a message.
Greenwood on Sunday... should be a HUGE! Weekend.
www.myspace.com/lamelove

So you want to be a Salmon!

Someone asked in a previous post... how someone might become a Salmon member!

It's very simple, you get slapped in the face, with a cold, wet SALMON!

(about the size of the last one that is thrown at this guy in the vid)

Then... we get absolutely smashed on beer! Yewww!

Blotto anyone??

Anyone wanna get mewy at the HOF (House of Filth) this saturday night??
Why Not...

PIRATE PARTY!!!

Ando's bday
Originally uploaded by Central Coast Salmon.

Pillaging, plundering, buried treasure and bottles of rum - who doesn't love a pirate party?

This is also the last party before the boys move out of their Wambi Beach Shack!

Its gonna be fucking HUGE! No Blow ins, we've got massive beefed up security guards (i.e Joel and Wilson) to stop anyone uninvited coming in.

HOUSE OF FILTH CREW!

HOUSE OF FILTH CREW!
Originally uploaded by Central Coast Salmon.

Photos are up from Saturday night!

Greenwood - $3 drinks... Lame Love was played... El got fucked up

City - Tom, Jack, Wilson, Anaka, Shipply, Penny and Biz got fkucked up and partied at Moulin Rougue..

Came back... smoked joints at the golf club @ 6am watching people tee off...

Late Night Lube passed out at 12... Jarrod and Johhny danced on at the Greenwood... Jack had the best night of his life... Wilson and Jack had a biff (soft)....

GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

What The?

Stripey
Originally uploaded by Central Coast Salmon.

Does anyone know what type of Fish this is... Craig Landed it off The Haven (again!).

We call him bucky

(Check out the pics)

Metal Breakdown!!

This is a a tribute the the fattest metal breakdown your ears can ingest!!

WICKED MUSIC, FREE DRINKS, FREE ENTRY

Hey guys,

Mandarine Bar in the city is holding a new event called LAMELOVE, 396 Pitt St - cnr of Pitt and Goulburn.

Sat nite 7th april, doors open 8pm till late, DJs including TRIX GOODFELLA , HOFFY, SOTI, THE GOOBERS.

GUESTLIST - message johnny at www.myspace.com/johnny_mcgowan , free entry and free drinks until the tab runs out...

- NUMBERS LIMITED, GET IN EARLY TO AVOID PAYING MORE!!!

to check out the type of music, click below, i'm sure you'll love it

www.myspace.com/lamelove

Chongies Tennis Party - Pics

Smiles all Round
Originally uploaded by Central Coast Salmon.

Thanks Shell for the pics...

I'm sure there were others there with digi cameras?? Chongie, have you scaned those polaroid pics?

Send them all to ccsalmon@gmail.com a BRAND NEW ADDRESS!

Also... Leave your email address in a comment if you want to get all the details for posting shit up onto this site, and the photo site. Cheers

Ultimate Table Tennis

Grug and Wilson... we have found your new competitor!

Grugs 22nd mug shots

The Drunk Birthday Boy

Gravy Train Drinking Game

maggetslittler maggets

Lay-buy

The next shaq attack
Boom..shakalaka!!

Salmon Jokes

GRUG!
Originally uploaded by Central Coast Salmon.

Last weekend, a woman was shopping at terrigal supermarket where she selected:

- 2 litres of low fat milk
- a carton of eggs
- 2 litres of orange juice
- a head of lettuce
- half a dozen tomatoes
- a 500g jar of coffee
- a 250g pack of bacon

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, Grug, drunk as a mute (see picture) was standing behind her and watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the Grug the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was
intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.

She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly
unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the Drunk to
her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said,
"Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"


Grug replied, "Cos' you're ugly."

THIS POSTING IS NOW THE OFFICIAL

"SALMON JOKES PAGE"

- LEAVE AS MANY JOKES AS YOU CAN IN COMMENTS BELOW.

All jokes below are exactly that, a joke. If you get upset over anything you read, we're not forcing you to read the jokes so just go somewhere else, losers.

Mat is Back

Mat is Back
Originally uploaded by Central Coast Salmon.

He was delayed several hours in customs for looking like a terroist!

2 faced

HAPPY WILS ANXIOUS WILS

Wulnker

Wulnker
Originally uploaded by Central Coast Salmon.

Grug landed this big fucking Cod off Terrigal Haven last Sunday... Luckily some guy had a fishing net cause we had some trouble getting it onto the rocks.

Tom and Wilsons Bday

The end of Deadmans Walk
Originally uploaded by Lube's Life.

ATTENTION EVERYONE!

PARTY THIS FRIDAY NIGHT AT THE HOUSE OF FILTH IN LANE COVE!!

YOU SHOULD KNOW WHERE IT IS.... IF NOT... CALL ONE OF US AND FIND OUT!

MASSIVE NIGHT PLANNED.... BE THERE!