Friday, June 29, 2007
Thursday, June 21, 2007
Bucks Weekend
Traygo is getting married on the 1st of September 2007. He will be the FIRST salmon to wed so we have to give him a last weekend as a single man to remember.
Wilson is organising the weekend so if anyone has any queries suggestions or can help in anyway phone him on 0402424836.
The plan is already underway and is as follows;
STAGE ONE
Fridge To Fridge
9am: Wilson's house, (a place where Traygo lived for a year and a half) Big breakfast and beers, kitting up with outfits and safety equipment.
10am:Depart Wilson's house in flock of bikes, looking like total freaks down the road to Tom's parents house.
ETA 10:10am: Tom's house, more beers (bout 2 or 3) scratch of the nuts and a few games and back on the road
10:45: Depart Tom's house, slightly drunk and rowdy, destination Grug's house
ETA 11:00 am: Grugs house, beers will be icy cold and were goin to get pissed in his unit or the look out on barnhill (depending on numbers) slam 2 or 3 beers, then start the 3rd leg of the journey.
11:30: Depart Grug's house head for Lana's parents.....(she will like this cause they will keep an eye on traygo) Slam a few at hers then hit the road for the 4th leg, by this time quite pissed.
12:00 Depart Lana's, and head in a sloppy pack (hopefully unscathed) and ride our beasts to the park opposite the pub, adjacent Terrigal fire station. DT Johnny's parents will put on a BBQ and some piss for our lunch break.....we can have a rest....by smashing a few more beers, and getting a feed into us.
1:00 Depart the park and make our way into Wambie
1:30 arrive at cilia's to cap off the morning with a few beers and prepare for whats to come.....
STAGE TWO
this stage isn't confirmed as of yet, I (Wilson) have a few ideas, but someone holler me if they got a cracker of an idea, keeping in mind we will be absolutely trollyed by this time.
IDEAS
*beach party, surfin etc.....
*put put/driving rage
*game of cricket
*more drinking games
*pub/beery
STAGE THREE
We have had a vote between a few of us on where to stay that night, it was between;
Name Score
Country Comfort 2
Star of the Sea & 1
Crowne Plaza 0
It has yet to be booked but so far Crowne is is winning
Vote in this comment box to vote, comp shuts 30th June
We are going to chuck in to get a room or 2, food, drinks accommodation and entertainment (cough cough)
Comment the shit out of this box everyone, also vote if you think we should slap traygo with a cold Salmon on the beach at night when were MUEY!!!
Wilson is organising the weekend so if anyone has any queries suggestions or can help in anyway phone him on 0402424836.
The plan is already underway and is as follows;
STAGE ONE
Fridge To Fridge
9am: Wilson's house, (a place where Traygo lived for a year and a half) Big breakfast and beers, kitting up with outfits and safety equipment.
10am:Depart Wilson's house in flock of bikes, looking like total freaks down the road to Tom's parents house.
ETA 10:10am: Tom's house, more beers (bout 2 or 3) scratch of the nuts and a few games and back on the road
10:45: Depart Tom's house, slightly drunk and rowdy, destination Grug's house
ETA 11:00 am: Grugs house, beers will be icy cold and were goin to get pissed in his unit or the look out on barnhill (depending on numbers) slam 2 or 3 beers, then start the 3rd leg of the journey.
11:30: Depart Grug's house head for Lana's parents.....(she will like this cause they will keep an eye on traygo) Slam a few at hers then hit the road for the 4th leg, by this time quite pissed.
12:00 Depart Lana's, and head in a sloppy pack (hopefully unscathed) and ride our beasts to the park opposite the pub, adjacent Terrigal fire station. DT Johnny's parents will put on a BBQ and some piss for our lunch break.....we can have a rest....by smashing a few more beers, and getting a feed into us.
1:00 Depart the park and make our way into Wambie
1:30 arrive at cilia's to cap off the morning with a few beers and prepare for whats to come.....
STAGE TWO
this stage isn't confirmed as of yet, I (Wilson) have a few ideas, but someone holler me if they got a cracker of an idea, keeping in mind we will be absolutely trollyed by this time.
IDEAS
*beach party, surfin etc.....
*put put/driving rage
*game of cricket
*more drinking games
*pub/beery
STAGE THREE
We have had a vote between a few of us on where to stay that night, it was between;
Name Score
Country Comfort 2
Star of the Sea & 1
Crowne Plaza 0
It has yet to be booked but so far Crowne is is winning
Vote in this comment box to vote, comp shuts 30th June
We are going to chuck in to get a room or 2, food, drinks accommodation and entertainment (cough cough)
Comment the shit out of this box everyone, also vote if you think we should slap traygo with a cold Salmon on the beach at night when were MUEY!!!
Tuesday, June 19, 2007
Monday, June 18, 2007
THUMBS UP!
I just want to give a big THUMBS UP
to all the little salmon who dressed up and
made saturday the best party the HOF
Friday, June 15, 2007
Rug up kids or you'll get the sniffles
All is welcome to stay there is heaps of room but don't forget it freakin FREEEEZING!!
Wednesday, June 13, 2007
Tuesday, June 12, 2007
Tuesday, June 05, 2007
Monday, June 04, 2007
PARTY AT THE "HOF"

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN AND MORE LADIES!!!!!
Saturday the 16th of June: BIG FARKIN PARTY!!
Why?: COZ TOM AND WILSON ARE 22.5 YEARS OLD (nearly)
Where?: At my house idiot! who's asking these questions??
I ask the questions, fucker. Now why should I go?: Coz my house is big, i got a big stereo with a pool table and a dungeon. There will be heaps of fun people looking like idiots all drunk and shit.
Theme?: Dress your partner, so choose a partner your coming with and you both have to dress each other in whatever you tell them. Bonus points for rediculousness!!
How do I get there?: 28 Longueville RD, Lane Cove. 5 Mins up the Pac highway from Chatswood. Bring plenty off piss its gonna be an all-nighter.
This is a quote from lube about this party:
"BIGGEST EVENT OF THE YEAR..... IF YOU MISS THIS... YOUR NOT A SALMON! .... AND WE WILL SHOOT YOUR BALLS OFF WITH A SHOTGUN... " ...........I believe him.
Wednesday, May 30, 2007
Salmon Sports
Since most of the Salmon are getting back into their sports after many years off... we now have a Salmon Sports heading down the side.
Along with "Game Times" which inform all you punks when we are playing.
Just in case you want to come along and cheer us on!
If you play for a coast side and want your info up, email us at ccsalmon@gmail.com
Along with "Game Times" which inform all you punks when we are playing.
Just in case you want to come along and cheer us on!
If you play for a coast side and want your info up, email us at ccsalmon@gmail.com
Sunday, May 20, 2007
Get your rocks off at CANDIES!!

Get your rocks off in the cross this saturday night!!!!
Massive crew heading out, most likely to Candies Apartment or Moulon Rougue for an messy one, so chuck a sickie or even call in dead coz you can't miss this one!!!
Drop a comment if your in and we'll get names on doors
GET A FARKIN DOG UP YA!!!!!!!!
If your keen for something on Friday night come check out...
If your keen for something on Friday night come check out...
Monday, May 14, 2007
Thursday, May 03, 2007
The GRUG is back
Grug returns from overseas tomorrow (Friday) morning. No plans made as to where the catch up drinks will be but I'm sure it will be at Terrigal Pub or Terrigal Beer garden and there will be some funny stories told.
BTW - I wouldn't be writing this message myself if some or ANY of the American crew would actually get off their lazy drunken asses and write to us. Farken cunts!
BTW - I wouldn't be writing this message myself if some or ANY of the American crew would actually get off their lazy drunken asses and write to us. Farken cunts!
Wednesday, April 18, 2007
FFE Pics up
Michelle has uploaded some pics from Fire For Effect's first gig last week.
More to come
More to come
Monday, April 16, 2007
The US of A
Salmon Crew checking in....
Its Captain Grug, Sir Wilson and Grand Master Mince here, only 3 days into our trip and its fucking insane already! We are stayin at venice beach california, first night here we hit up Hooters in Santa Monica, heaps of beer heaps of chicken and heaps of hooters!!! that place rocks!
Second night went rockin the suburbs in a mack daddy stretch Bentley, we cruised hollywood, sunset strip, Rodeo Drive and we all got fucked up in the limo, it was mad. Dont have any pics to upload yet but we are workin on it! we have to get blotto....catch ya.
Oh and did I mention Grug Just won $7000..... Fuck yeahhhhhh..... Lets Get Mewy
Its Captain Grug, Sir Wilson and Grand Master Mince here, only 3 days into our trip and its fucking insane already! We are stayin at venice beach california, first night here we hit up Hooters in Santa Monica, heaps of beer heaps of chicken and heaps of hooters!!! that place rocks!
Second night went rockin the suburbs in a mack daddy stretch Bentley, we cruised hollywood, sunset strip, Rodeo Drive and we all got fucked up in the limo, it was mad. Dont have any pics to upload yet but we are workin on it! we have to get blotto....catch ya.
Oh and did I mention Grug Just won $7000..... Fuck yeahhhhhh..... Lets Get Mewy
Saturday, April 14, 2007
UNITED FUKING STATES OF AWWW YEAH!!!
Hey salmon what the crundingles is going on???
America is shredding so far we've been chased by a crazy mexican on a bike, seen someone arrested (about 20 mins after we got here), got mewy with random yanks, seen massive jugs in hooters and been tipping everyone to the bewlshit (coz you have to).
This place is fuking crazy boys wish you all were here its absolute insanity, so much shit to buy in venice beach. But the funniest thing is that i realised i've played missions here in GTA hahahahahahahahahha so blotto. we've all got moby's so we'll call you soon
AWWWW YEAH!!!!!
America is shredding so far we've been chased by a crazy mexican on a bike, seen someone arrested (about 20 mins after we got here), got mewy with random yanks, seen massive jugs in hooters and been tipping everyone to the bewlshit (coz you have to).
This place is fuking crazy boys wish you all were here its absolute insanity, so much shit to buy in venice beach. But the funniest thing is that i realised i've played missions here in GTA hahahahahahahahahha so blotto. we've all got moby's so we'll call you soon
AWWWW YEAH!!!!!
Thursday, April 12, 2007
Salmon in America
One of the biggest ever Salmon adventures is about to take off.
Wilson, Tom, Nick, Cooke, Chongie, Ando, John, Grug and Jess are flying to Los Angeles tomorrow morning. The plane leaves at 9 in the morning and we arrive in LA at 6 in the morning so were actually going back in time 3 hours so ill be "tripped out" before i even get off the plane.
We will be hangin around LA/ Hollywood for about a week, surfing, scootering and hopfully snowbording in the callifornian ranges as there is snow all year around.
Personally im going to spend a fair bit of time near the beach. Following LA's one week stint we are flying down to Mexico, Cancun.
This place will be the holliday of the holliday, staying in 5 star villas right on the beach. Cancun is where all the americans go for spring break so its bound to be pretty busy there, but we just miss the peak of it which is probably a blessing in disguise. We will be doing a couple of day trips, snorkeling eating tacos, and getting smashed off tequila and coronas 24/7.....
We stay in mexico for a week before heading to New York, this im sure will have the "wow" factor, we are going to try to do it pretty cheap, were staying in youth hostels so we can meet other people our age and we have a bit of money left over for shopping!!
i really dont know what were going to do in new york, but i will be like "holly shit, im in newyork".....From there we fly back to LA i think.
We will be hiring a car or 2, doing a roadtrip so we can stop into all the small little "diners" and smaller populated towns to trip the shit out of people with our aussie accents, we plan to drive through
"Death Vally" the Grand Canyon. This will be all deserty and shit but im sure we will figure out something to do for 3 days of road trippin.
Finaly we hit Vegas for about a week before headin home, do i really need to say anything about Vegas? You all know were going to get hell blotto, were actually staying in a 600ft pyrimid with a tractor beam on the top, you have probably seen it in various movies, well its 5 stars and about $58 a night, it has a built in Eye Max theater for christs sake.
Hopfully we all have a safe trip and get back home to the rest of our salmon.
I'm Ryan Wilson, wish me luck.
Wilson, Tom, Nick, Cooke, Chongie, Ando, John, Grug and Jess are flying to Los Angeles tomorrow morning. The plane leaves at 9 in the morning and we arrive in LA at 6 in the morning so were actually going back in time 3 hours so ill be "tripped out" before i even get off the plane.
We will be hangin around LA/ Hollywood for about a week, surfing, scootering and hopfully snowbording in the callifornian ranges as there is snow all year around.
Personally im going to spend a fair bit of time near the beach. Following LA's one week stint we are flying down to Mexico, Cancun.
This place will be the holliday of the holliday, staying in 5 star villas right on the beach. Cancun is where all the americans go for spring break so its bound to be pretty busy there, but we just miss the peak of it which is probably a blessing in disguise. We will be doing a couple of day trips, snorkeling eating tacos, and getting smashed off tequila and coronas 24/7.....
We stay in mexico for a week before heading to New York, this im sure will have the "wow" factor, we are going to try to do it pretty cheap, were staying in youth hostels so we can meet other people our age and we have a bit of money left over for shopping!!
i really dont know what were going to do in new york, but i will be like "holly shit, im in newyork".....From there we fly back to LA i think.
We will be hiring a car or 2, doing a roadtrip so we can stop into all the small little "diners" and smaller populated towns to trip the shit out of people with our aussie accents, we plan to drive through
"Death Vally" the Grand Canyon. This will be all deserty and shit but im sure we will figure out something to do for 3 days of road trippin.
Finaly we hit Vegas for about a week before headin home, do i really need to say anything about Vegas? You all know were going to get hell blotto, were actually staying in a 600ft pyrimid with a tractor beam on the top, you have probably seen it in various movies, well its 5 stars and about $58 a night, it has a built in Eye Max theater for christs sake.
Hopfully we all have a safe trip and get back home to the rest of our salmon.
I'm Ryan Wilson, wish me luck.
Tuesday, April 10, 2007
Fire For Effect
So most of the salmon is heading over to the USA for a month this friday. To cellebrate, we are and doing a gig and getting absolutly magget afterwards.
i think the jam sessions kick off at around 8 but were not on till 9:30 and should be finished by 10ish.
name of my band: Fire for Effect (9 30- 10pm)
time:8-10ish
where: Dekk bar
when:11th of april
cost: there might be a small door charge (they really dont tell us anything, or pay us for that matter)
its just an instrumental at this point, but it is the bands first ever gig and we will not forget the support we get. (ando is really nervous guys so we need lots of claps)
thanks , i hope to see you all there, and out at largo for a shit talking session and a bonvoyage drinking binge for the crew leaving.
i think the jam sessions kick off at around 8 but were not on till 9:30 and should be finished by 10ish.
name of my band: Fire for Effect (9 30- 10pm)
time:8-10ish
where: Dekk bar
when:11th of april
cost: there might be a small door charge (they really dont tell us anything, or pay us for that matter)
its just an instrumental at this point, but it is the bands first ever gig and we will not forget the support we get. (ando is really nervous guys so we need lots of claps)
thanks , i hope to see you all there, and out at largo for a shit talking session and a bonvoyage drinking binge for the crew leaving.
Tuesday, April 03, 2007
THIS SATURDAY NIGHT!!
If anyone else is keen leave a message.
Greenwood on Sunday... should be a HUGE! Weekend.
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