Thursday, April 27, 2006

Something to Consider


hiccupp
Originally uploaded by snailbooty.
The most toxic recreational drugs, such as GHB (gamma-hydroxybutyrate) and heroin, have a lethal dose less than 10 times their typical effective dose. The largest cluster of substances has a lethal dose that is 10 to 20 times the effective dose: These include cocaine, MDMA (methylenedioxymethamphetamine, often called "ecstasy") and alcohol. A less toxic group of substances, requiring 20 to 80 times the effective dose to cause death, include Rohypnol (flunitrazepam or "roofies") and mescaline (peyote cactus). The least physiologically toxic substances, those requiring 100 to 1,000 times the effective dose to cause death, include psilocybin mushrooms and marijuana, when ingested.

Definition of Unlucky....


Groundburst
Originally uploaded by dingadingdang.
A 71-year-old man who went outside in the rain to pick up the Sunday newspaper plunged into a cesspool in his front yard, and his son and neighbor were sucked in when they tried to help.

The victims escaped, two with the help of firefighters, covered in raw sewage but not badly hurt.

www.wastedblog.com

Monday, April 24, 2006

Lenny turns 21

Lenny turned 21 on Sunday, Click Here to view his pics and leave him birthday wishes.

Glo in the Dark Tats

Anyone up for Glo in the Dark Tats??















Sunday, April 23, 2006

Mat Cilia's 21st


Yummy
Originally uploaded by Central Coast Salmon.
I'm not going to say anything.

Absolutely nothing..
I'll leave completely to everyone that was there, to share their stories through comments!! Leave your birthday wishes as well if ya want.

Click on our "CCS Flickr" link on the right to view photos.

Friday, April 21, 2006

Bonnies sign guard Fereti


Rising Higher..
Originally uploaded by TiMm1.
ST. BONAVENTURE, N.Y. - St. Bonaventure signed a pair of junior college teammates to National Letters of Intent on Wednesday. Zarryon Fereti, a 6-foot-4 shooting guard from Central Coast, New South Wales, Australia.

Over Fereti's two seasons at Southern Idaho, he made 128 three-pointers and helped the Golden Eagles to a combined record of 57-13. His sophomore season, Fereti averaged 14.3 points, 4.0 rebounds and 2.7 assists per game. Southern Idaho's third-leading scorer, he made 77 three-pointers in 32 games (2.4 per game) and shot 34 percent from long range as well as 81 percent (93-115) from the free throw line. Fereti scored 20 points or more six times with a season high of 33 points. As a freshman in 2004-05, Fereti averaged 9.6 points and shot 42 percent (51-120) from three-point range.

Visit - http://gobonnies.cstv.com/

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Official House Warming Party!

Wilson is having a party! It gets a bit lonely out in avoca so were chuckin a huey party!!



When: 13th of may



Where 22 cabbage tree Rd Avoca, 1st street on the right past the water tower



What time: 5 till 3am if not crashin




Theme: Get pissed



OPEN HOUSE!!!

Anzac Day Races

Last ANZAC day the Gosford race track was the place to be. $50 for entry and all you can drink.

Grug told me that you can't buy tickets to the "Free Beer" section anymore, or its sold out??

Well that fucking sucks!!!

Who is going? Is there anyone going that isn't in the "free beer" section?

What else is there to do?

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

HAPPY EASTER!!

So what is everyone up to this long weekend?

Monday, April 10, 2006

Voted Best Joke of the Year

Kiwi walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:

"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find thats a sheep, you idiot"

The man says "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you"

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Peter Salmon & Bums/hoeboes Pissup


alkohol
Originally uploaded by sint.
We all might be in for a treat very soon with Peter Salmon rumoured to be making a return for our House to House Bum and Hoeboe pissup.

Not many people know who Peter Salmon is but he is the original founder and creator of the name Salmon. He is an alter ego of one of the Salmon Crew and wears only Gladwrap for undies.

As far as I can remember (which isn't much) Peter was calling random people outta the phone book at around 2-3AM in the morning, trying to sell Salmon to unexpecting customers.

I think the deal was "1 Salmon for $5 or 3 for $10"

We have got footage of this somewhere (which is fucking hilarious) but for now I'll leave you with our new Mascot icon.



p.s If you can create a better one. GOOD ON YA... WE DON'T CARE!!!

Sunday, April 02, 2006

New pad & House Warming













Wilson, Shipley and Scott (and brett) have moved out. Party this coming saturday, to warm the house....lets get muey, everyone is welcome to crash!!! hope to see you there luv the boys xxoo

Monday, March 27, 2006

Fridge to Fridge Salmon Style


The fridge to fridge planing side of things has moved along nicely.
There has already been a rough track drawn up that is defiently possible to do.
However!!! Put your hand up if you live in the North avoca/terrigal/wambie area and we will be able to make the track even better(and easier).


All we need is
wheels....








Some designated pit stops.....
And a shit load of beer!!!

should be aprox $10-$15 per head

date yet to be confirmed, maybe around cilias b-day so timmy and hodge can join in the fun!!

We want to get as many people as possible so tell your mates all are welcome, check the site for regular updates...

Theme: Bums and hoeboes

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Drugs are bad ... Mmmm K


marijuana leaves
Originally uploaded by JesseWarren.

I came accross this on the web.. I find it fucking annoying how people talk so much dirt on Pot! What harm has it ever done to you!!

Anyway... it gives these hints to parents when their Child gives them excuses for using marijuana.

“Marijuana makes you mellow.”
Not always. Marijuana use is associated with violent behavior. Kids who use marijuana weekly are four times more likely to engage in violent behavior than those who don’t.

“If I smoke marijuana, I’m not hurting anyone else.”
Marijuana trafficking is a big, often violent business, at home and abroad. And if you get caught, it will really hurt your parents.

“It can’t cause any real problems in the long term.”
If you’re smoking marijuana, you could do things that jeopardize your future, like having sex or getting in trouble with the law.

Source: Anti Drug Website

SOO basically this is saying that if you smoke pot, your going to make your parents upset, your going to be voilent and your going to jeopardize your future by having sex???

WTF!!!

Monday, March 20, 2006

HAPPY 1ST BIRTHDAY SALMON SITE


You say it's your birthday...
Originally uploaded by Poopypants.
Wednesday, March 23, 2005- CCSalmon.blogspot WAS BORN

So it's been a year, shit where the fuck did that go...

We might get together and look through the old posts and find the funny ones through the year... for memories sake... and post them up over the next few days!!

Over 7000 Visitors to the site and plenty more to come.

Central Coast Salmon for life!

Body Implants

Alright you metal heads... heres something new for you to do to your bodies...
Lookout Breast Implants, here comes BODY IMPLANTS!!!






Body Implants (pictures)

Thursday, March 16, 2006

Central Coast Salmon

Question : lube can you get a link for all the salmon members, so people that are officialy salmon have a way of proving it... Just like names, with our salmon number, address and ph number, probs with a little photo or somethin, dunno... get back to me m$#%&#@ker

Answer: There ya go Wilson...

I've also made up a couple banners... not sure which one you all want?

Leave a comment everyone... we need feedback on which one to choose!!!



Also boys! Send through your emails and/or websites (myspace or blogs) through to my email by clicking here

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Beer Garden - Tonight!! GRUGS BACK!


Snowcone!
Originally uploaded by Lube's Life.
Its going to go off...

Tonight at the beer garden in Terrigal, Craig Farrugia and his misses Jess will be returning from their year trip overseas.

Not sure what time he gets in but he will be at the beery tonight catching up with everyone.

BE THERE!!!

Thursday, March 09, 2006

OOOOPS!!!!

Motor Bike hire for the Day........RM 30.00
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Damage to hired bike..........RM 200.00
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Damage to other vehicles.........RM 500.00
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Medical Bills.........RM 350.00

Damage to Ego...........Priceless!!!!
Some things money cant buy......But for the rest..... Where the fuck is a mastercard when i need one????
Yep stitches can be extremely painfull especially in the nose where there is fuck all skin and when the dont have any anesthetic what so ever!
Yeah yeah laugh it up....anyway this will be my last post before i arrive home on wednesday, cant fuckin wait. I leave here on sunday then im in transit till i get home see you all then.
P.S im ok now....
Catch ya