So you want to be a Salmon!

Someone asked in a previous post... how someone might become a Salmon member!

It's very simple, you get slapped in the face, with a cold, wet SALMON!

(about the size of the last one that is thrown at this guy in the vid)

Then... we get absolutely smashed on beer! Yewww!

Blotto anyone??

Anyone wanna get mewy at the HOF (House of Filth) this saturday night??
Why Not...

PIRATE PARTY!!!

Ando's bday
Originally uploaded by Central Coast Salmon.

Pillaging, plundering, buried treasure and bottles of rum - who doesn't love a pirate party?

This is also the last party before the boys move out of their Wambi Beach Shack!

Its gonna be fucking HUGE! No Blow ins, we've got massive beefed up security guards (i.e Joel and Wilson) to stop anyone uninvited coming in.

HOUSE OF FILTH CREW!

HOUSE OF FILTH CREW!
Originally uploaded by Central Coast Salmon.

Photos are up from Saturday night!

Greenwood - $3 drinks... Lame Love was played... El got fucked up

City - Tom, Jack, Wilson, Anaka, Shipply, Penny and Biz got fkucked up and partied at Moulin Rougue..

Came back... smoked joints at the golf club @ 6am watching people tee off...

Late Night Lube passed out at 12... Jarrod and Johhny danced on at the Greenwood... Jack had the best night of his life... Wilson and Jack had a biff (soft)....

GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

What The?

Stripey
Originally uploaded by Central Coast Salmon.

Does anyone know what type of Fish this is... Craig Landed it off The Haven (again!).

We call him bucky

(Check out the pics)

Metal Breakdown!!

This is a a tribute the the fattest metal breakdown your ears can ingest!!

WICKED MUSIC, FREE DRINKS, FREE ENTRY

Hey guys,

Mandarine Bar in the city is holding a new event called LAMELOVE, 396 Pitt St - cnr of Pitt and Goulburn.

Sat nite 7th april, doors open 8pm till late, DJs including TRIX GOODFELLA , HOFFY, SOTI, THE GOOBERS.

GUESTLIST - message johnny at www.myspace.com/johnny_mcgowan , free entry and free drinks until the tab runs out...

- NUMBERS LIMITED, GET IN EARLY TO AVOID PAYING MORE!!!

to check out the type of music, click below, i'm sure you'll love it

www.myspace.com/lamelove

Chongies Tennis Party - Pics

Smiles all Round
Originally uploaded by Central Coast Salmon.

Thanks Shell for the pics...

I'm sure there were others there with digi cameras?? Chongie, have you scaned those polaroid pics?

Send them all to ccsalmon@gmail.com a BRAND NEW ADDRESS!

Also... Leave your email address in a comment if you want to get all the details for posting shit up onto this site, and the photo site. Cheers

Ultimate Table Tennis

Grug and Wilson... we have found your new competitor!

Grugs 22nd mug shots

The Drunk Birthday Boy

Gravy Train Drinking Game

maggetslittler maggets

Lay-buy

The next shaq attack
Boom..shakalaka!!

Salmon Jokes

GRUG!
Originally uploaded by Central Coast Salmon.

Last weekend, a woman was shopping at terrigal supermarket where she selected:

- 2 litres of low fat milk
- a carton of eggs
- 2 litres of orange juice
- a head of lettuce
- half a dozen tomatoes
- a 500g jar of coffee
- a 250g pack of bacon

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, Grug, drunk as a mute (see picture) was standing behind her and watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the Grug the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was
intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.

She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly
unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the Drunk to
her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said,
"Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"


Grug replied, "Cos' you're ugly."

THIS POSTING IS NOW THE OFFICIAL

"SALMON JOKES PAGE"

- LEAVE AS MANY JOKES AS YOU CAN IN COMMENTS BELOW.

All jokes below are exactly that, a joke. If you get upset over anything you read, we're not forcing you to read the jokes so just go somewhere else, losers.

Mat is Back

Mat is Back
Originally uploaded by Central Coast Salmon.

He was delayed several hours in customs for looking like a terroist!

2 faced

HAPPY WILS ANXIOUS WILS

Wulnker

Wulnker
Originally uploaded by Central Coast Salmon.

Grug landed this big fucking Cod off Terrigal Haven last Sunday... Luckily some guy had a fishing net cause we had some trouble getting it onto the rocks.

Tom and Wilsons Bday

The end of Deadmans Walk
Originally uploaded by Lube's Life.

ATTENTION EVERYONE!

PARTY THIS FRIDAY NIGHT AT THE HOUSE OF FILTH IN LANE COVE!!

YOU SHOULD KNOW WHERE IT IS.... IF NOT... CALL ONE OF US AND FIND OUT!

MASSIVE NIGHT PLANNED.... BE THERE!

Cruise Anyone?

Sydney Harbour
Originally uploaded by D W S.

Jarrod Johnny and Lube are going on a DJ Party cruise this Saturday night...

Tickets are $40 and we have some spare.

If your keen, leave a comment or call 04114 307 91.

Kel's 21st

Masquerade on Lido
Originally uploaded by scrawnysumo.

The Salmon are invited to help celebrate Kellie’s 21st-
Masquerade style!

When: 24th March 2007

Time: 7.30pm to 1.00am

Where: The Quest, Knox
137 Mountain Highway
Wantirna, Vic 3152
(Melways 63 E7, next to Kingclub)

“Panorama Room”

Dress: Cocktail + Masquerade
Please come dressed wearing the prettiest, ugliest, cheapest, or most interesting mask you can find or make!

RSVP: 10th March
kellie_9@hotmail.com

Beer, wine, softdrink & fingerfood provided

Mat at a tiny part of iguazu

Mat at a tiny part of iguazu
Originally uploaded by Central Coast Salmon.

Hey all been in argentina 4 the last week, i love it.

spent the 1st few nights in buenos aires. went to a night club on the water which is a replica of the opera house, ate the best steak ever and partyd every night till bout 6am.

left there 4 iguazu falls which is amazing. it is so big and so loud. stood on a platform right over th main part *devils throat* and took a boat ride right to the base of the falls got so wet. Click on the pic above for more pictures... or check out my myspace, www.myspace.com/cillybru

got lots more to send soon once i learn how 2 do it. been watchin lots of the aussie open in spanish, its pretty funny.

gonna run a muck on australia day. so many aussies here alot of them aretools though haha

hope all is good at home have a few beers 4 me on aus day and run a muck.

bishy try and keep ur cloths on till at least mid day haha and tell hulk he shouldnt celebrate it cos he is a big wog haha

cilia

Australia Day

Terrigal Beach
Originally uploaded by soph2989.

Get your asses down to the Haven this Friday for the traditional Australia Day Cricket Match.

Game starts at 10am.

See you all there!

BIG DAY OUT! - Travel Arrangements

Gosford Train Station
Originally uploaded by Kdp.

So what the fuck is happening people! Are we doing the same old Last carrage from Gosford Train Station?

Leave some comments cause we need to organise the crew... Grug, how have those Shirts coming along?

We need someone to claim the early settlers role and get to our spot... any hands?