WARNING - HOF PARTY IS COMING!!!

Australian $20 Note
Originally uploaded by JayJay04

Sometime in May...

Wear what ever you can buy with $20 from an Opp shop...

Fucking cant wait!

I just farted

I swear to god I did.

BBQ @ Lubes for The B'day Boys!

The end of Deadmans Walk
Originally uploaded by Lube's Life

***CANCELLED***

Apparently Tom and Wilson had already planned a party at the HOF. Well I'll just take this Dildo out of my ass which just fucked me rotten and go walk off a cliff. (fuckers)

Where: Lubes House

When: 4PM Saturday 2nd 2008

Why: Why not

Theme: Just a few snags and drinks before the pub/beery

I can't call anyone cause my mobile is fucked... so msg me on Facebook!

BDO 2008! Fuck Yeah

Fire 4 Effekt to Miramar

hey guys, we have a few gigs coming up in feb, the 29th of feb is our big one where we are headlining so would be good to get a crew up there to show up the other gigs.

when: 29th
where: grand hotel wyong
what time: 9ish
what to bring: your first aid kit, this shit is going to go off!!

hope to see yas there



Miramar-
Ando
Matzen
Craigo
Traygo
Wilson

Bowl of Salmon

hey everyone, firstly before i get started on how neglected this site has become, i admit i havent been on the "salmon site" for a few weeks. I dont give a shit if your doing fuck all, i want to hear the stories about people picking there arses and bludging at work.
It should of been brought to our attentsion that this site, (no thanks to myspace and face book) has become less used than abused. Personally i would rather put something up here to tell the salmon than individually adressing everyone via facebook.

Dont get me started on facebook, whoops too late.....ok its fuckin a million times better than myspace so it must be 10 million times better than this site??
FUCKIN WRONG.

I dont want every random fucker reading shit i send to my friends, facebook does this. Facebook was great because of the amount of things you coule do, information recieved and its versitility. To tell you the truth everything about it has lost its special touch, i mean i used to get excited to check my myspace now im bombarded by so much junk it takes me an hour to sift through all the shit to find something half decent.

anyways my point is, lets get on the site a bit more so the salmon dont die.
salmon captain- rw

Where The F*#k is Lube....

Hey Lube you alive dude? have you been arrested yet? We want pics and updates...

Traygo is having a kid

COME FORTH CHILD OF SATAN AND BRING YOUR METALNESS TO THE SALMON!!!!!


If its a girl we should have an arranged marriage to lenny's kid. I reckon you could get lenny's kid for 3 goats hahahah

NYE 2007/2008

Sydney New Years Eve December 2005
Originally uploaded by Tom_Lohdan

So fuckers... whats the plans?

HOF Halloween Party

IMG_1966
Originally uploaded by Central Coast Salmon.

Nuff Said

THIS SATURDAY

HALLOWEEN HOUSE OF FILTH


HALLOWEEN IS UPON US, AND NOW IS THE TIME TO WREAK HAVOC ON ALL THE UNSUSPECTING LITTLE CHILDREN WALKING THEIR SEEMINGLY SAFE NEIGHBOURHOOD STREETS!

THIS HIGHLY ANTICIPATED EVENT HAS HAD ALL OUR MINIONS WAITING IMPATIENTLY IN THEIR DARKENED CLOSETS, DESERTED MOONLIT BACK-ALLEYS AND WRETCHED SEWER PIPES, RIDDLED WITH THE STENCH OF FESTERING CORPSES AND DECAYING FLESH...

OUR ARMY POSSESSES AN UNBRIDLED PASSION ONLY SURPASSED BY THEIR LUST AND GREED FOR THE FILTH, AND WHAT BETTER WAY TO UNLEASH THIS FURY THAN TO MAKE AN APPEARANCE AT WHAT COULD ONLY BE DESCRIBED AS POSSIBLY THE GREATEST AND LONGEST RUNNING SPATE OF HOUSE-PARTIES THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN!!!!

DARE NOT APPROACH WITH THE CALM AND COMPOSED SOCIAL FACADE YOU HAVE BEEN PATHETICALLY WEARING OVER THE MAJORITY OF YOUR CHILDHOOD YEARS, BUT ONLY THE WILL TO RELEASE YOUR INNER DEMONS AND TO GET AS FUCKED UP AS HUMANELY POSSIBLE TO THE POINT OF SELF-INDUCED PARTY PARALYSIS...

HEED NOT AND YOU WILL BEAR THE WRATH OF THE FILTH... IT WILL ENGULF YOU, SMOTHER YOUR SOUL AND SPIT YOU OUT LIKE THE SALIVA-COVERED RAG-DOLL YOU ARE...

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

P.S we will be serving tea and scones

NOV 10TH 8PM

SOUNDWAVE, BITCHES!!!!

Soundwave festival is a metal dripping, ear exploding, eye-ball detonating, brutalic and shredgasmic day of Neck-snaping head-banging, sweaty moshing and flailing fight pits. Feb 24th in newtown park or something. Early bird tickets are out now and only $99, did i mention that INCUBUS will be headlining alongside THE OFFSPRING. Satisfaction Garunteed, If satisfaction is not acheived for some reason, harden the f**k up..

The Offspring
Incubus
Social Distortion
Killswitch Engage
Coheed And Cambria
As I Lay Dying
Shadows Fall
From Autumn To Ashes
Bleeding Through
Carpathian
Still Remains
Divine Heresy
The Fall Of Troy
Motion City Soundtrack
Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
Chiodos
Saosin
Plain White T's
Jim Ward(Sparta)
Scary Kids Scaring Kids
Cartel
Boys Like Girls
Mindless Self Indulgence
Mewithoutyou
The Dear Hunter
Sugarcult
All Time Low
The Starting Line
Kevin Devine
Mae
The Receiving End of Sirens
Socratic
Halifax
Haste The Day
My American Heart
Madina Lake
The Matches
Envy on the Coast

Anyone got plans for this weekend??

Coz I have a good idea. let's get freakin drunk!!

Nth Thailand Escape

Ko Chang Island, Thailand
Originally uploaded by Hartfried Schmid

We're heading to North Thailand in 2007 for our annual escape.

No costs yet but I will give you an estimate for your budget. We need to discuss dates and travel plans first before we book anything in.

Flights: $1200
Accom: $150-350
Food/Travel: $200
Misc: $100

TOTAL: $1800 and you should be fine.

Dates: We should do the week before Christmas, so leave around 15th December and get back around the 23rd.

I've set up a trip on Facebook for more precise updates so if your not on there already fucking hurry up and sign up. No excuses!

More information to come once we get some confirmed peeps. Yew!

............

possibly the funniest thing that has ever happened, happened to me this morning.

I had a can of coles cola (un-opened) sitting next to me on the bus on the back seat when the bus driver stopped suddenly at the bus stop just before wynyard. The can flew off the back seat and rolled down the isle bouncing off various peoples feet as I got up to try and stop it. The already shaken up cola came to rest underneath and old asian couple one of which proceeded to step on it accidently. As the cola spun around like a little firework it hissed and sprayed sticky cola all over their pants, jacket and the people across the isle. I fuking lost it, I very nearly pissed myself laughing and I had to run off the bus. It was on the windows. fuking everywhere. One woman actually shreiked, she probably thought it was a chemical bomb or something.

Tom

PARKLIFE 2007

Picture 167
Originally uploaded by Lube's Life

187 pics up... Save and add the ones you want to your facebook.

Bentleigh House Warming

Picture 040
Originally uploaded by Lube's Life

Who: Lube now lives in Neutral Bay

When: 19th October 2007 (Friday)

Where: Bent Street Neutral Bay

What: No Theme, just come and get drunk and we'll kick on in the city.

If you want to sleep, let me know as there is plenty of room.

INVITES ONLY as I need to know the numbers.

BDO 2008 LINE-UP!!!!

HERE'S THE LINE UP FOR 2008 BOYS, GET YOUR TICKETS ON THE DAY AT THE MINUTE. THEY'RE ON SALE ON THE 10TH OF OCTOBER, NOT SURE WHAT TIME. PROBAS ABOUT 9 A.M.

****** THEY WILL SELL OUT WITHIN 5 MINUTES SO GET THE FUCK ON THERE AND GET ONE *******


Rage Against the Machine
Björk
Grinspoon
Arcade Fire
Hilltop Hoods
Billy Bragg
Paul Kelly
LCD Soundsystem
Sarah Blasko
Faker
Midnight Juggernauts
Dizzee Rascal
Something with Numbers
Battles
Cut Off Your Hands

10TH OF OCTOBER DON'T FORGET OR YOU'LL BE PAYING $250 ON EBAY!!!!!

RATM @ BDO '08'

rage_against_the_machine
Originally uploaded by musicjot

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!

RATM HAVE SOLD OUT AT THE ENTERTAINMENT CENTRE... BUT WILL BE HEADLINING AT BIG DAY OUT!!!

FUCKKKKKKKK YEEEEEHHHHHH

Parklife 2007

Parklife 2006
Originally uploaded by bennygill123

AWWWWWWWW FUCKING YEH!!!

Whats the Pre-Fucking our selves up plans?