Thursday, March 31, 2005

Hodge is Leaving

This a notice to let all salm crew know that hodge is going next wednesday. This is a big blow to the crew as hodge is well known for his party animal instincts (Like having a big one, coming back to wizzles, drinking 2 litres of water then baiting his hole on camera). He's decided to go up to hammo in search for a new life (And some new flange) so there could be something on this weekend that celebrates this new opportunity for him (To get some flange). This will include MASSIVE consumption of alcohol and I dont mean "have a few quiet ones" i mean "holy shit man dont talk to me coz im to f**ked to answer, dribbling down my face, rolling in the mud MAGGOT!!!" ill keep you posted about this event but if you aint willing to destroy a s**tload of braincells dont even bother coming...

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm fucking keen.... Friday night... Start at the bowling club... then whereever we end up from there sounds good..

Anonymous said...

Oh Come on Guys, Hodgy isnt that bad...

.... He's much worse.

I think most bars, bottleshops and clubs are going to be over stocked for a while after he's gone.

Anonymous said...

holy shiz man im soo wastd just got back from igyz and dont wat to do with myself going to bed soon but im doubling up hardcore 2mozza night im getting shattered............ i think hodge is getting some flange and wiz baited and pazed out i think timmyz in bed and lubes at home shit man im gone its 2am and my screen is spinning fuk it im crashin good night neverland..........................

Anonymous said...

I just wanna say that ive never seen bait so thick and chumpy, there is kebab all over the seat at north avoca park, its kind of piled up it was that chumpy. look out kiddies dont eat that tabouli and hommus on the ground..