Sunday, June 26, 2005

MuDvAyNe

Went to see mudvayne saturday night at UNI NSW roundhouse and it was fucking epic to say the least. The venue kicked ass, heaps intimate. The band was so close and everyone knew that they would go off. Opening song was "determined" and i sang every lyric while headbanging and trying to knock every cunt out in a snake pit me and some other random made, i nearly fainted i was going so crazy actually. Chad (singer) was saying how much he loved australia and that mudvayne hopes to get on the 2006 BDO line-up but either way they'll be out to do another show coz aussies are the craziest mother fucking moshers in the world. definate highlight songs were "determined" "death blooms" "internal primates forever" "just" and "dig" which was the last song and probably went off the most out of the set, but i cant say for sure as i baited my hole for 15 mins about 8 songs into it haha but then came back out and fucked shit up for the rest of the set, only thing that shat me off was no encore (and the absolute shitness of the support band) but still the best concert ive ever been to without a doubt, im crossing my fingers they get on the Big Day Out line-up!!

$$ Tom $$

Thursday, June 23, 2005

The list grows everyday

I've just finnished putting all the girls pictures together who have been on the Central Coast Waiting list for years now, I just wanted to say to them all, hang tight, and we will be serving you VERY soon...

http://www.maximonline.com/hotties/voting/

I've just been told that Jessica from Orlando, FL has finnished with Lube and she would like to register for the waiting list once again.... it was just that good...

Hammo

hello gentlemen ive been meaning to write up a little story about hammo for ages and i'm bored shitless so what better time than now. Where do i start? i guess i should start from the beginning which would be the plane ride there which takes just over 2hrs and goes really fucking quick, except when you get there and find out thers a vicious storm has just hit the island and your gonna have to fly around in circles for half an hr, but when i finally landed lennox was waiting for me at the gate and took me to vinny and hennys pad where i would spend my first 3weeks.
When I got settled in we got onto the important stuff which was getting maggot, and was achieved asap. Now the boys place which was room B11 was the local party house, we would just sit there in the arvo and wait for everyone to rock up so within days I knew half the ppl on the fucken island. Over the next few days I just pissed up every night and went out somewhere, that’s the good thing about hammo theres always somethin exciting to do, one of the funnest nights in the first week was the opening of the sportz bar deck, every Tuesday nite at sportz is staff night and it goes off your almost your certain to get a root or some sort of action, but this was a huge sportz night because the deck had been closed for so long, we all got absolutly fucked playing drinking games and once we were there the party had begun, also on this night I lost my HIVwhich stands for (hamilton island virginity).Now as I said before theres always something exciting happening on hammo so I haven’t got the time to write everythin that happened so I’ll write a few highlights, one of the highlights being boat day which involved hiring out a pontoon (which is a boat that holds 10ppl ) and 5 dingys! So in total the was 35 of us. The plan for the day was to get as much piss as possible load up the boats and travel about half an hour to an uninhabited island and get absolutly fucked all day. We all meet up at about 10am and divided into groups and some how I got roped into being the captain of one of the dingys, it was mad fun puttering over to the island and once we were on the island everyone was fucked within about 2hrs. Ppl were driving the dingys around maggot havin races and throwing bottles at each other, the girls all had there tits out and I think there was even some fucking goin on in the bush. The ride home was awesome I was so trashed and in charge of getting us home safely in the pooring rain, which was an effort and a half. Once we arrived home vinny, wally, chriso and myself hired out a buggy and trashed the fuckin thing all over the island, we took it 4x4 driving, did some circle work and went for a rally through some muddy bog! All this I caught on camera which makes great viewing. After we got sick of the buggy (4hrs later) we went to sportz and run a muck! Then after that we hit the local club (bohemes) which goes off when its packed, the only problem is the music, sometimes they play the shitest music! And then we topped the night of by coming home and getting stoned.
After spending 2 weeks on hammo I was in love with the place and decided to get off my arse and get a job, which was easy cause one of my mates got fired from the general store so I just took his job, little did I know the job was shit but it did supply me with free food and ciggies which was very handy. A few days later I ended up in my own accomodation over at passage which was great cause I had my own room for 2weeks so I picked up heaps of roots. My weeks were spent working,eating,drinking,sleeping and rooting what more could you ask for? While I’m on the topic I have to give a special mention to the girls girls of hamilton island, there amazing, there is so many of them and its sooooo easy to get a root, I managed to pull 6 different chicks in 7 weeks, and one of these girls I was rooting casually and we ended up making a porno, which if anyone hasn’t seen it I recommend havin a peek! Anyways I could go on for hrs writing about the trouble I got up to on hammo but I’ll leave it here by saying anyone thinking about goin to hammo do it cause you'll’have the time of your life, I did and I cant wait to go back
Peace Out………… the hodge

Monday, June 13, 2005

Newcastle Excursion

This is the story of 3 little salmon who had a big night out in newcastle. With a few drinks in us already we found ourselves at gosi train station finding out that ALL trains were out we jumped onto a bus going to wyong after nearly punching some little gosi weiners head in. We arrived at wyong and wizles mate perry came and picked us up for a few more drinks back at his before going to the city, got a bit more pissed there and taxi'd it back to the station then on another fucking bus for 2 HOURS!! had to piss somethin fierce the bus was pretty fun though. finally arrived at newy and went straight into fannys (not a fanny bar lol) and got stamped then walked up to the great northern hotel, heaps of ppl on the street. Got a wicked posi at the northern and started sinkin piss among other shit and started getting seriously fucked. we met up with some ppl and got a mad crew together before heading back to fannys, on the way though it seemed like wilson was compelled to talk to every person he passed on the street and traygo was showing up this bum of a busker so it took about 45 mins on a 15 min walk. Got straight into fannys and it was packed..................with dudes eeeeeewwwwwww. Nah wasnt that bad but it was defo's about 70/30 and all the dudes were crazy leb lookin cunts like they were looking for an excuse to bash someone lol. All totally wasted by then and our brains were atomically bombed (hehe) and we ripped up the floor, walked around aimlessly and talked shit till 5 in the morning wen we all left except wiz who went back to the local youthy and slayed some bi-sexual cougar chick out the window and in a room with 10 other sleeping back-packers, NICE ONE WIZ!! so me, t-bone and the rest of the boys leged it back to the train station for another painful 2 hour bus ride to wyong then back to gosi but apart from the extra travel time it was an AWESOME night and we'll be going up there again very soon.

Also thanks to all the boys that partied hard with us,
Traygo, Wilson, Perry, Porey, Streets, Ray, Beny, Brady, also thanks to Ben Hand for randomly showing up on our bus and that hotty that wizle knows from the medical centre and any other random retard we met....

$$ Tom $$

Monday, June 06, 2005

wilson says-

check the new pictures in "my friends folder". Add comments, tease people or complement the choice is up to you. Also i would like to see more salmonesses in here we should make a new folder!!!