Hammo

hello gentlemen ive been meaning to write up a little story about hammo for ages and i'm bored shitless so what better time than now. Where do i start? i guess i should start from the beginning which would be the plane ride there which takes just over 2hrs and goes really fucking quick, except when you get there and find out thers a vicious storm has just hit the island and your gonna have to fly around in circles for half an hr, but when i finally landed lennox was waiting for me at the gate and took me to vinny and hennys pad where i would spend my first 3weeks.
When I got settled in we got onto the important stuff which was getting maggot, and was achieved asap. Now the boys place which was room B11 was the local party house, we would just sit there in the arvo and wait for everyone to rock up so within days I knew half the ppl on the fucken island. Over the next few days I just pissed up every night and went out somewhere, that’s the good thing about hammo theres always somethin exciting to do, one of the funnest nights in the first week was the opening of the sportz bar deck, every Tuesday nite at sportz is staff night and it goes off your almost your certain to get a root or some sort of action, but this was a huge sportz night because the deck had been closed for so long, we all got absolutly fucked playing drinking games and once we were there the party had begun, also on this night I lost my HIVwhich stands for (hamilton island virginity).Now as I said before theres always something exciting happening on hammo so I haven’t got the time to write everythin that happened so I’ll write a few highlights, one of the highlights being boat day which involved hiring out a pontoon (which is a boat that holds 10ppl ) and 5 dingys! So in total the was 35 of us. The plan for the day was to get as much piss as possible load up the boats and travel about half an hour to an uninhabited island and get absolutly fucked all day. We all meet up at about 10am and divided into groups and some how I got roped into being the captain of one of the dingys, it was mad fun puttering over to the island and once we were on the island everyone was fucked within about 2hrs. Ppl were driving the dingys around maggot havin races and throwing bottles at each other, the girls all had there tits out and I think there was even some fucking goin on in the bush. The ride home was awesome I was so trashed and in charge of getting us home safely in the pooring rain, which was an effort and a half. Once we arrived home vinny, wally, chriso and myself hired out a buggy and trashed the fuckin thing all over the island, we took it 4x4 driving, did some circle work and went for a rally through some muddy bog! All this I caught on camera which makes great viewing. After we got sick of the buggy (4hrs later) we went to sportz and run a muck! Then after that we hit the local club (bohemes) which goes off when its packed, the only problem is the music, sometimes they play the shitest music! And then we topped the night of by coming home and getting stoned.
After spending 2 weeks on hammo I was in love with the place and decided to get off my arse and get a job, which was easy cause one of my mates got fired from the general store so I just took his job, little did I know the job was shit but it did supply me with free food and ciggies which was very handy. A few days later I ended up in my own accomodation over at passage which was great cause I had my own room for 2weeks so I picked up heaps of roots. My weeks were spent working,eating,drinking,sleeping and rooting what more could you ask for? While I’m on the topic I have to give a special mention to the girls girls of hamilton island, there amazing, there is so many of them and its sooooo easy to get a root, I managed to pull 6 different chicks in 7 weeks, and one of these girls I was rooting casually and we ended up making a porno, which if anyone hasn’t seen it I recommend havin a peek! Anyways I could go on for hrs writing about the trouble I got up to on hammo but I’ll leave it here by saying anyone thinking about goin to hammo do it cause you'll’have the time of your life, I did and I cant wait to go back
Peace Out………… the hodge