Monday, December 25, 2006

Merry Christmas


Ando's bday
Originally uploaded by Central Coast Salmon.
On behalf of the Salmon Family

We wish everyone a Merry Christmas

Get into the Spirit ya'll

yewwwwwwwwwww!

Thursday, December 21, 2006

New Years Eve


Granny bong hit
Originally uploaded by Merely2006.
OK - New Years Eve 2006/2007 is about to begin...

It has been decided that all the boys are meeting at John and Toms house in Sydney...

From there, whatever happens happens!!

Leave your comments and give ideas :-)

If your wondering about the picture... and why I put it up for NYE??

Its a fucking grany pulling a bong! its fucking funny! hahaha

Monday, December 18, 2006

Be Careful


Breath Test
Originally uploaded by armcurl.
Planning on driving home after a big night over the New Years period? You may want to reconsider as from today, police will have increased powers to carry out roadside drug testing on any driver in NSW. Marijuana, crystal meth and ecstasy users will all be targeted with the new police powers and those who get caught out risk getting hit with a $1,100 fine, license disqualification and even heavier penalties for a second offence.

The RTA has released details on just how it will all work. Police will conduct a preliminary oral fluid test through the window of the vehicle, requiring the driver to lick a test pad of the device. It will take about five minutes for the test results to be determined and if you test negative you will be able to drive away, but if you test positive you will be forced to leave your vehicle and go with a police officer to provide a second oral fluid sample in the police support vehicle. This will hold you up for another 20 minutes, and if you test positive again you’ll be prohibited from driving for another 24 hours.

The remaining portion of the second sample will be sent to a laboratory for analysis, and if the presence of one or more of the three drugs being targeted is confirmed, charges will be laid. A Court Attendance Notice will be sent within a few weeks with the charge of driving with the presence of an illicit drug.

The stance of the RTA is that drugs and driving don’t mix. Safe driving requires clear judgement, concentration and being able to react to what happens on the road and drugs affect all of these.

I find it funny how for something like falling asleep at the wheel they just ask to Stop - Revive - Survive but for something that keeps you awake at the wheel, they say your being too dangerous?

Saturday, December 16, 2006

Space Mountain i loved it


Me Donkey Shrek And Brooke


cilia usa so far



hey all cilia here just tryin to get some pics up 4 ya... nice crack...
havin lots of fun, this is at the grand canyon. check out the other photos on the flickr thingy

Thursday, December 14, 2006

This is crazy!

You just have to see this...

Click here to have a look
Nuckin' Futs - a Look at 2006

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Blues Fest "07"


What do you smoke?
Originally uploaded by Loutseu.
The Festival is held annually over the Easter weekend and the dates for next year are from Thursday 5th until Monday 9th of April.

The LineUp

THE ROOTS!! Ben Harper, Dave Mathews Band, John Mayer, Missy Higgins, Wolfmother, Bo Diddley, Taj Mahal, Tony Joe White, John Butler, Kasey Chambers and plenty more

Days Adult
5 Day $370
Thur,Fri,Sat $230
Fr,Sat,Sun $275
Sat,Sun Mon $275
Thur $100
Fri $120
Sat $120
Sun $120
Mon $120
V.I.P - Daily Only $100

I think Cilia has put his hand up to get tickets so lets get some numbers and days you wanna be up there.

Chandrika and Lube will be up there at Fruit Spirit so put your hand up if you want to stay there.

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Invites Only!

If you are not a Friend of Johns... don't Bother!

Friday, December 01, 2006

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

What the?

He looks relieved....

Monday, November 27, 2006

The Flag...

A few ideas.....



What u guys think???

Here is a digital draft of the top one...



Sunday, November 26, 2006

Salmon Everest!!!

Yeah well it may not be as tall as Mt Everest but its pretty fuckin hell....
Saturday night at about 2:30am Grug, Lube, Wilson and Chops did a mission that is one for only brave kids....




We drunk (between us) a case of burbon and a botch of scotch and had a stupid idea to climb a tree.....This tree ended up being one of the pine trees down the main street of terrigal...we needed proof though, so we signed all our names on an Aussie flag and put the salmon symbol on it and took the motherfucker up to the top of one of the trees and attached it for all to admire but also as a symbol of the salmons authority over the coast....We own this motherf#$%&! place and we F@#$%& know it.


The CHALLENGE:
Design the official Central Coast Salmon flag & win the prize of joining the salmon as they Scale (ha ha) up the biggest pine tree in terrigal and the most noticable one just off the terrigal bridge. These climbs are done at own risk and are stratigic. Leave a comment if you would like to be apart of the ultimate view of terrigal and a part of history.

Flaunt IT @ Largo

h2Grant Smillie AKA TV ROCK Plays Key Largo Friday 22nd Dec

Grant Smillie AKA TV ROCK will be hitting Key Largo for one night only. This is one of only two NSW appearances for Grant over the xmas/new year period except sold out events like "Field Day" so gather up your friends and come "FLAUNT IT" with TV ROCK!

When:Friday Dec 22, 2006at 9:30 PM
Where:: Key Largo Night Club - Crown Plaza Terrigal

Saturday, November 25, 2006

Late Night's thoughts with T.Robinson

It's 5am, i just finished work and realised that hardly anyone comments on this sh*t anymore.

So tell me my little Salmon Warriors, who are your hero's??

Pendulum are touring...


If you havent heard of Pendulum, they formed mid 2002: three musicians from Western Australia.

Intelligent dance floor music: that could tear a dance floor apart at the seams yet still have a deep long-lasting impact on enthusiasts. The individual members behind PENDULUM have been active in Perth's live music scene for several years. Anscenic and Speed played together in the acclaimed Perth band Xygen, while Elhornet has been DJ-ing at clubs, raves, and festivals in Perth for over 5 years.The initial result of the collaboration was the seminal 'Vault', released this year on the highly respected 31 Records UK.

Since being signed to the industry's most prestigious artist agency, PENDULUM have performed everywhere from the UK and Europe, North America, The Middle East, Asia and Australia. At present, the tracks continue to destroy dance floors across the globe.

2005 will see PENDULUM release their debut artist LP on BREAKBEAT KAOS, a project that the UK's mainstream magazines are already calling "the one to watch" (Mixmag 2004). In the two years that the PENDULUM collaboration has been formed, the group have turned the Drum & Bass world on its head, whilst opening the eyes and ears of thousands to their Australian beats.

These jungle/drum'n'bass/break beat mofos will be playing at the Big Top at Luna Park on the 26th Dec... This will not be a show to miss!!! click below to buy tickets:

Click Here for Tickets

Nice one,

Johnny

Thursday, November 23, 2006

Lyrics Born & Pigeon John


Lyrics Born
Originally uploaded by mattbooy.
Went and saw Pigeon John and Lyrics Born at The Metro last night

It was one of the most energetic pumped up crowds I've ever seen. Anyone living around the Metro would have thought that there was some kind of earthquake lasting more than 2 hours...

LB went through 3 tshirts as he just didn't stop pumping up the crowd!

Pigeon John was his regular cheeky self with clevor lyrics that seem to get the audience jumping and laughing at the same time.

There were a few younger Salmons there which got me thinking... what the fuck happened to that additional Salmon Member we were supposed to announce??

I think its time to introduce the next generation of Salmon Members help represent the area...

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Tenacious D are coming..

Tenacious D like to mainly sing about demons, sex, smoking pot, superheroes, and "The Road", as it were. All classic rock subjects! What's best about these songs is that the D execute them with the same fury as all your favorite and pretentious long-haired hard rockin' rock gods have in the past. It seems that musical history stopped for the D around 1987. Tickets are on sale now and cheap as i think around $60 and they'll be here at the horden in late january, "TAKE OFF YOUR BLOUSE AND YOUR OONDERPANTS" i've already got 3 tickets...tom

Friday, November 17, 2006

Seth Rocking Out!

Little Seth is growing up fast... He will be celebrating Christmas with us this year. Any suggestions to what we should get him?

Thursday, November 16, 2006

Zee Update

Quick update on Zarryon Fereti in the USA - Playing College basketball for the Bonnies (St Bonaventure) - Picture says a thousand words....




Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Drawn Together - Funny shit

MONDAY NIGHTS - SBS

Monday, November 13, 2006

Lyrics Born, Pigeon John, Nick Toth


Lyrics Born
Originally uploaded by Mono P.
These three artists have been generating huge interest amongst the hip hop community and beyond. The announcement of the Gimme Some More tour featuring Lyrics Born, Pigeon John and Nick Toth will be an opportunity to see them at a close and personal level!

W&W - Sydney \ Wednesday 22 Nov 06 \ The Metro

Lyrics Born - “He spews syllables with the speed and syncopation of a jazz singer over backup tracks evoking 1970's soul.” NEW YORK TIMES

Pigeon John - ‘This is the most fun you’re going to have listening to hip hop this year‘- 3D World

Gimme Some More! Compilation mixed by Nick Toth -' Gimme Some More is without a doubt one of the strongest compilations out there today, anywhere in the world’ - 3D World

Its a must see!

Friday, November 10, 2006

Tasty Treat



Stoners Really Satisfy!








The Division of Forensic Toxicology, Armed Forces Institute of Pathology (Rockville, Maryland), recently received two apparent candy bars labelled as Stoners and Buddafinga, that were visually similar to the commercial candy bars Snickers® and Butterfingers®.

Following a multi-step liquid/solid extraction workup, analysis confirmed THC equalling 21.6 and 29.8 milligrams in the submitted bars.

Coming soon to a vending machine near you!

Monday, November 06, 2006

What a punch!

Hey Stuart... you got knocked the FUCK OUT!

Saturday, November 04, 2006

Call to Arms

Anybody and everybody who has every slightly like Pure brutal METAL should join Tom, Shipley and Johnny Mac and Anika to see the most talented Metal band that Australia has ever produced, straight out of Byron Bay which is a wierd place for a metal band to come from it's PARKWAY DRIVE!!!
It's on at this cool new venue called the forum which is near the Horden on the 11th of nov so next saturday night, tickets only $20 so let us know if u wanna come and i'll grab one for you, I understand that Metal is definately a caviar and there's a lot of haters out there but you gotta see these f*ckers coz of their talent for what they do...... and hopefully bash some emo'z, tom..
Ultimate Sky Diving!

This looks like fun....

Friday, November 03, 2006

BEASTIE BOYS @ GOOD VIBES 2007


Beastie Boys Live
Originally uploaded by fluttrgrl.
BEASTIE BOYS AND JURRASIC 5 @ GOOD VIBES 2007!!!

All Pre-Order tickets are now sold out.
General tickets will be on sale from 9am Monday November 6th.

Sat 17th Feb – Centennial Park, Sydney

Beastie Boys
Jurassic 5
Timo Maas
Cassius
Nightmares On Wax
Desyn Masiello
Rahzel
DJ Yoda
Cut Copy
Ursula 1000
London Elektricity
Fort Knox Five & Thunderball
DJ Dan
Kraak & Smaak
Cicada

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Must...Beat.... The Poms!!!


Aussie drinking
Originally uploaded by WatchStarsNotFeet.
Ok... so we may not win Glad Wrap Boogie... But this is something we have a chance in... Worlds Biggest Pub Crawl

WE MUST GET OUR TITLE BACK!!!

London has officially hosted the world's biggest pub crawl, snatching the record from the small regional Queensland city of Maryborough. A final total of 2278 registered drinkers took part in London's world record attempt on October 14, just 41 more than officially attended Maryborough's record-setting attempt in June this year.

So to Win... we need more than 2500 people willing to do a pub crawl!! Do you think we can do it! I KNOW WE CAN!!

Maryborough said the Brits' success had made organisers determined to hold an even bigger pub crawl next year and bring the title back to Australia. Lets hold it on the Central Coast Instead!!!

Monday, October 23, 2006

VOTE VOTE VOTE!!!!

WE NEED YOUR VOTES!!!

Go to http://www.gallianostuntguys.com/stuntguys.html and VOTE for CLING WRAP BOOGIE!!!

Friday, October 13, 2006

Bring it on!


Crowd Spree
Originally uploaded by zerodegrees.
Had to say it

BDO 2007!

BRING

IT

ON!!!

(Who else got tickets!)

Thursday, October 12, 2006

BDO TICKETS ON SALE 9AM TOMORROW!


main stage BDO '05
Originally uploaded by lucy was here.
Go to www.ticketmaster.com.au to purchase them online.

Where: Sydney Showground Olympic Park Thu, Jan 25 2007, 11:00am

The Line Up!

Tool
Muse
Violent Femmes
The Killers
Peaches & Herms
My Chemical Romance
Spank Rock
Jet
Eskimo Joe
Scribe
Evermore
The Sleepy Jackson (Aus only)
The Herd (Aus only)
The Spazzys (Aus only)

www.bigdayout.com

Best Dancer EVER!

Posted By:LazersPewPew

Get this video and more at MySpace.com

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Parklife "2006"

This is what you all missed out on!
This is Marcel... He likes to drink!

He likes to drink soo much he even thought he could take on Ed... the Kiwi.

Ed thought bad for Marcel so he said
"I will have swigs of the bottle, and you only have to have shots. "
They started with 3/4 bottle of bourbon and by the end of the bottle, Marcel only had 4-5 shots while Ed had swigged his way to the dreggs.

THE WINNER: Ed! By K.O.

Ed's Final words -

"Don't fuck with a Kiwi"

P.s If none of you realised yet, Marcel has gone back over to his home country Germany, Lube has an Aussie flag that we will be signing farewell messages on. Please try and drop over to our house sometime and send your love!

Monday, October 09, 2006

Galliano STUNT MEN!


Bronte to Coogee Beach Walk
Originally uploaded by kpzoo.
Thats right! We are an official Galliano Stunt Group!

By making it into the top 10 for the "Stunt Guy" we had to peform our dirty trick at the Palace on Coogee Beach, Sydney.

Wilson, Grug, and Lube were put into a room in the VIBE HOTEL in Rushcutters Bay, dance our asses off at the Empire Hotel until 3 in the morning, leaving the hotel at 6 in the morning to wait around all fucking day at Coogee Beach in Sydney.

We had to be there by 6:30AM but our stunt wasn't on until 6:30 PM!

Thank fuck for Mundi and Brendo who had the guts to join the party late in the evening. We soon learned that you CAN drink all day (7 beers, 3-4 vodka shots, jello shots) and still LEGALLY drive when Brendo and Mundi, who were nicely shitfaced when we picked them up, blew only 0.03 (mundi) and 0.04 (Brendo) into the breathalizer before the stunt!

The stunt went as spastic as we expected, doing the Hoff... Glad wrap style... turning grug into a cacoon... then falling to the floor only to have Wilson jump on him and yell Stacks on!

VOTING BEGINS OCTOBER 23RD - SPREAD THE WORD!!!

CLICK HERE TO VOTE

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Wrapped!

Ok... So we're in the TOP 10

Basically Grug Wilson and Lube (Anyone else that is willing to join in is invited to dance with us!) will be down in Sydney this Saturday morning/lunch at the Galliano "Stunt Guy" Event.

DANCING IN GLAD WRAP - NOTHING ELSE!!!

We have to do some kind of act, dance in the crowed or just be idiots (that'll be easy)... with about 100+ people there + everyone on the beach watching + NATIONAL TV!

To add to this, we have to be sober!

We need Suggestions to make this the winning stunt, we have to win this prize otherwise it all goes to shame!

We need suggestions... NOW!

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

We've been shortlisted!!!


Lil' Toni
Originally uploaded by candy snap.
Wilson - Grug - Ando - Johny - Pricey - Prousty(s) -

CALLING ALL SALMON and FRIENDS!

We have been shortlisted for the Galliano Dare competition!

Our dare is to have a night out in the city with Glad wrap as our clothing - I have been informed that the conditions are that we will be on the beach instead with a small dj stage - but its a family event so it will just be small (ish) - I am fucking keen as to win this prize - We need to reply with names and shit by TONIGHT!

Spread the word and get back to me - 04114 307 91

The Price - Ultimate boys weekend to Melbourne worth over 7 grand!

The evolution...

sour cream taco sweet chilli cheese......

socracosweese....



After a second sample and a little pondering in the salmon pond....the evolution continues...

cheesacosweeme...

sweemacosour...

sour sweemaco...


And after a final third sample and 3 packets of jatz.... the evolution came to a pinacle!!!

SOUR SALMON SWEEMACO!!!

Give it a go boys...It'll rock your world!!!

chillax

Grug and wilson

grilson

wilug

wug

gillson

grugilson
Sir Grugilson

Time for another bong....catch ya boyz
yeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!



Salmon Smako!!!

Wilson And Grug Checkin in.....

We have just sampled jess's new dip!!! the latest of her latest cooking inventions....
1 Part Sour Cream
1/2 Part Taco Seasoning
1/4 Part Sweet Chilli Sauce
100g grated cheese
1 pinch salt/pepper

Either we are both really stonned or this is the greatest dip ever invented....so we have decided to bottle it up and create a franchise but first we need to create a name.....
Heres what weve got to work with...

sour cream taco sweet chilli cheese

Monday, October 02, 2006

NEW YEARS F@#$%& EVE!!!!

Hello fellow salmon, this is Peter Salmon, your leader.....I have recived information that you guys dont know whats going on for new years...I understand that some of you are planning big trips away early next year and some just dont have the money to do anything too crazy.....
I (peter) was just proposing that we all swim down stream to the south coast, u guys know i have connections, back in the dam...so yeah heres the deal!!!

I have organised, a mad double story pad, at Mollymook (just outside of Ulludulla) for the salmon to "ponder" or become "smoked" for a couple of days over NEW YEARS EVE



Dates:29 dec-3rd jan
Theme:Salmon
Cost:...Petty....food and alcohol..... The Salmon leader...I...Peter.... have summoned up my south coast brothers and they have agreed to cover the accomodation for us warm water dwellers, I might see u boys in the surf some time soon....If your lucky!!!!


Peace out

Peter Salmon

Wicked!


Parklife Sydney 2006
Originally uploaded by Stefan Savva.
Kid Kenobi! - Mark Farina - Mix Master Mike (Your the bomb) - Krafty Kuts (Good, but coulda been better)

Anyone that didn't go.... missed out!

Johny will upload his photos and movies soon, keen an eye out :-)

Thursday, September 28, 2006

Vote !!



Log on (Or Register) - www.threedworld.com.au/dma

Then VOTE!!!

Kid Confucious - BEST URBAN ACT!!!



Some recent reviews -

"Having spent the past four years as an unknown quantity, the band's excellent self-titled album (released last month) has seen them pick up plenty of attention." - The Age.

How it should be!


How it should be!
Originally uploaded by Lube's Life.
Click on the picture and read the Q's and A's

Go The Swannies


Cheer Cheer the Red and the White!!!!!!

Whats everyone doing for Grand Final day??? Cant wait to see Goods take on Judd and Baz to hopfuly kick a bag full!!