It's on like Donkey Kong!

Greeting fellow Salmon,

Tom, Wilson and Scotty will be venturing to hamo this friday the 2nd to visit the Salmon crew living on hamo and to see lenny who left the coast over a year ago, his little charger "Seth" and his Fiance' "Alicia" for the first time.



We will be departing from sydney airport around 1pm friday and getting bak round 6pm on sunday so while it's quiet on the coast just think of us boys crackin a coldie as the sun sets over the reef hehe...

Myspace

Myspace Ruins Lives......
Originally uploaded by Steven Is R.

Looking for the latest trend?

It ain't a pair of retro sunnies...

It aint combing your hair infront of your eyes and filling your wardrobe with anything black....

ITS MYSPACE!!

If you click on a persons name on the sidebar under "The Crew" you will notice it will take you to their Myspace!

IF you want your own (or your name is in the list, YOU MUST GET ONE) just click on the "Get your own Myspace" link below the names and sign up... Obviously its free, and its so easy, even Emily could set up her own!!

Once you've got one, either leave a comment with the link, or add a salmon member and we'll add you to the list.

Site Stats

Figures and statistics
Originally uploaded by Joffley.

Total Page Views: 8,234 (Already Visitored)
Total Uniques: 3,631 (Fresh Meat)

Day of the week most viewed: Thursday (Followed closely by Monday)
Busiest time of the day/night is 10:00PM - A few night owles hey...

Average of 9 Unique views a day (thats cool)

Whats some ideas to get more people to view the site?
(e.g. Stickers with "ccsalmon.blogspot.com", shirts, etc"

Hamilton Island Salmon Reunion

There is going to be a few salmon heading up north to visit the tropical salmon. We are going the first weekend of next month. I think it is the 3rd of june.. No dates are cemented but we are hopeing for a long weekend so we will need to get either the monday or the friday of that weekend off!!!

Hodge and Timmy are getting work off so we>>>>>>>>> can get sloshed with them ~!
Costs about $312 return
free acommidation, staying for 2 nights probably
Just leave a comment if u are interensted cause depending on who can get work off and who is keen.

Coffs Harbour Mission!!

Hello fello salmon, wilson is organising a mission up to coffs harbour this weekend....it will cost shit all cause wilson is driving with free petrol from his dads buisness! Prob going to hire a room, but will just pack it with people...Think theres 3 seats left in my car.. Leave a comment if ur keen, or if u can drive!

For all those cheep buggers u should be right with about $50 bux,....no excuses!!

Departure From Wilsons avoca house at 5 30-6pm friday the 26th
Coffs harbour arrival: 12:00am (go out stay up till 9am)
Check into wicked motel at 9:00am have a day sleep, surf and get ready for saturday night
(big night on the piss)

Departure from coffs at 10am sunday
Arival to salmon land 3:30pm sunday

to easy boyz who is keen?

WE WANT PHOTOS!!!!

The stupid selfportrait
Originally uploaded by dhammza.

This is going to be the last time I say it....

If you have photos on your computer, on your camera, on a friends camera, ANYWHERE!!!

We WANT THEM!!!

Send them to us by clicking the link on the right sidebar. This emails it to (ryan_liubinskas@hotmail.com). I will then put them up on the flickr site, which also has a link on the right. Or you can just click on one of the four photos on the sidebar and it will also take you there.

Its also really easy to create your own flickr, but if you couldn't be fucked, just leave a comment with your email addy and I will send you an email explaining how to upload your pics onto the website yourself. Its so easy, Traygo could even do it... (well maybe)

So send us all ya photos cunts, and keep them coming.

Salmon School??

That would be funny, the Salmon boys start teaching young kids everything they know.

What do you think some of the classes will be?

(e.g. How to pack a bong / How to handle your booze )

House officially warmed up...

Getting closer now..
Originally uploaded by Central Coast Salmon.

We all got together for Wilsons house warming (oh yes, Ben Shipply, Scott Anderson and Brett Anderson also live there) On Last Saturday night, and for those who came, you most likely got pretty fucked up.

The bath was full of booze but then emptied within a couple hours.

Dance floor with the smoke machine, strobe lights and big ass speakers made it all worth while.

Click on the picture to view more from Wilsons House Warming!!

The Official House Warming PARTY!!!!

Wilson is having a party! It gets a bit lonely out in avoca so were chuckin a huey party!!



When: 13th of may

Where 22 cabbage tree Rd Avoca, 1st street on the right past the water tower



What time: 5 till 3am if not crashin

Theme: Get pissed



OPEN HOUSE!!!

Oh What A Night!!!!

We all survived the sydney mission but only just as Wilson gives his hazey version of the night.

Before...

" Well it wasnt just a night for me my whole weekend was massive...Friday night i got talked into going to iguana joes, i was reluctant because i knew i had a massive night in syd saturday but i wasnt working sat so i thought, why not? Well the night was alot later than i expected, we went to woodies after and got smashed all night...I remember going to sleep at like 7 30 in the morning.....11 oclock sat morning hommo comes in with a beer for me and says "get up were on a bender"..i said "fuck off im sleeping" so he comes back 5 mins later with a bongo.... that got me up.

Tom's

So now it was basicaly a few hours till we headed down to syd, i was still drunk from the night before but what can u do, mundy and sean hadnt had a wink of sleep and hommo was starting to go crazy....We decided to go to toms before the city, he lives in Artarmon so its like 20 mins away, very convenient. We smashed a case of crusiers and grug had a whole bottle of sothern comfort before we even left toms....We ended up getting more beers before we reached the city.

Sydney

When we got to the city, we got off at town hall and had a couple of beers in a place called the "windsor" if i remember correctly but it was ful of old seedy men so we decided to go..

We ended up walking all the way to the harbour, dont ask me why it wasnt my idea... We were all smashed by the time we got there, it was about 12.00 but the night had only begun. We got into this club only to find out later it was an over 30's night, we all felt like kids, but we ended up stayin there for halvies, and in that time we worked the bartender pretty hard. I have no idea what that club was called, but ill go for T-k3 or something weird...

KINGS CROSS, SYDNEY

We were all gettin shitty with walkin around so we hailed about 4 or 5 taxis and all did a massive convoy to the cross, Kings cross. We got there and someone was like "follow me" so we did and we were waiting in this line to get into "YU" for about 20 mins and i got the shits and managed to talk everyone out of it!! Apparently it was pretty good, 2 of our crew ended up getting in an hour later.

We all met back as a full force at (hang on ive just gotta check the stamp on my arm) "The Enmore". I can remember being in the line behind Grug, and i could see the security talkin about how smashed he was, when we got to the door they said we were way to pissed to get into anywhere, and not only that he we were chewin our lips off at the time. So we ducked to the afl pub next door smashed a couple of beers then got straight into the enmore, (security guards cant remember anything for more than 5 mins down there) That was probably one of the funnest places, because it was filled with normal people and not people going nuts. I think we ended up staying there about 2 hours, i was buying doubble burbons and i can remember dancing on a podium and getting right into the music even though it shit!!! Everything was just good that night for some reason..hehe

We left the enmore at about 3 i think and walked across the road with all the boys into some strip joint called "Show Girls" A few of the boys had never been to one before so it was a bit of a reality check. I was surprised that there was cute girls striping in the cross, we ended up chatting up a few and got some free lap dances.. We also paid for heaps i dont know why... Then someone had a cracker of an idea and said lets all chuck in and get a private show, so we chucked in about 10 bucks between 8 of us, and this girl took us all into this booth out the back and went absolutly crazy, she was quite hot, but it was weird for me cause i was having a normal conversation with her when she looked like she was gettin her self off...Work is work i guess.

Back to Tom's

I think we had a beer or 2 on the way back to toms, we ended up gettin to his at like 6 30, and we all silently sat and let the sun burn the shit out of us for a couple of hours till someone said "hey lets go"
and we went home, Special tribute to Grug though who pushed him self to the limmit, passin out and getting lost then spewing all the way back to toms....he ended up getting to toms a few hours after we left, and lucky he did because we forgot marcel, who passed out in one of toms friends rooms! I didnt sleep all sunday till 9 30pm, and here i am in bed in the fetal position with my lapy under my dooner at 8 30 in the morning, feeling a bit guilty about having a sicky.....but who cares!! it was all worth it.
Thanks for a great night everyone that came....some people ended up only spending 20 dollars and had a good one, i cant say that for myself.. but for those who dogged it or couldnt come....Next time ur there B-ach!!

Luv you all Ryan Wilson

The End

Listen up Mother Fuckers

Wilson and Tom
Originally uploaded by Central Coast Salmon.

Over the weekend you might have received a message from Tom, it was so good that I think everyone should hear it, its one for the pool room...

"Listen up Mother Fuckers! Big Mince is going to fuck your shit up, SYDNEY STYLE! Keep next Saturday the 6th free coz mincey is going to drug and alcohol fuck your brain into a small, cookable pattie and fry that shit up!

I don't give a fuck wat we do! The Cross! The City! The Harbour! Who cares??? its the fucking city, we can be fuckwits and never see them again! I wanna fuck a tranny in the of the road, I wanna shoot up smack into my eyeball in a dark alley, I wanna fight cops and talk shit to randoms all night!!

Lets get proper fucked and show these Sydney cunts how we do it in the salmon!

Yewwwwww!!!