Ultimate Table Tennis

Grug and Wilson... we have found your new competitor!

Grugs 22nd mug shots

The Drunk Birthday Boy

Gravy Train Drinking Game

maggetslittler maggets

Lay-buy

The next shaq attack
Boom..shakalaka!!

Salmon Jokes

GRUG!
Originally uploaded by Central Coast Salmon.

Last weekend, a woman was shopping at terrigal supermarket where she selected:

- 2 litres of low fat milk
- a carton of eggs
- 2 litres of orange juice
- a head of lettuce
- half a dozen tomatoes
- a 500g jar of coffee
- a 250g pack of bacon

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, Grug, drunk as a mute (see picture) was standing behind her and watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the Grug the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was
intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.

She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly
unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the Drunk to
her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said,
"Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"


Grug replied, "Cos' you're ugly."

THIS POSTING IS NOW THE OFFICIAL

"SALMON JOKES PAGE"

- LEAVE AS MANY JOKES AS YOU CAN IN COMMENTS BELOW.

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Mat is Back

Mat is Back
Originally uploaded by Central Coast Salmon.

He was delayed several hours in customs for looking like a terroist!

2 faced

HAPPY WILS ANXIOUS WILS

Wulnker

Wulnker
Originally uploaded by Central Coast Salmon.

Grug landed this big fucking Cod off Terrigal Haven last Sunday... Luckily some guy had a fishing net cause we had some trouble getting it onto the rocks.

Tom and Wilsons Bday

The end of Deadmans Walk
Originally uploaded by Lube's Life.

ATTENTION EVERYONE!

PARTY THIS FRIDAY NIGHT AT THE HOUSE OF FILTH IN LANE COVE!!

YOU SHOULD KNOW WHERE IT IS.... IF NOT... CALL ONE OF US AND FIND OUT!

MASSIVE NIGHT PLANNED.... BE THERE!