HALLOWEEN HOUSE OF FILTH
HALLOWEEN IS UPON US, AND NOW IS THE TIME TO WREAK HAVOC ON ALL THE UNSUSPECTING LITTLE CHILDREN WALKING THEIR SEEMINGLY SAFE NEIGHBOURHOOD STREETS!
THIS HIGHLY ANTICIPATED EVENT HAS HAD ALL OUR MINIONS WAITING IMPATIENTLY IN THEIR DARKENED CLOSETS, DESERTED MOONLIT BACK-ALLEYS AND WRETCHED SEWER PIPES, RIDDLED WITH THE STENCH OF FESTERING CORPSES AND DECAYING FLESH...
OUR ARMY POSSESSES AN UNBRIDLED PASSION ONLY SURPASSED BY THEIR LUST AND GREED FOR THE FILTH, AND WHAT BETTER WAY TO UNLEASH THIS FURY THAN TO MAKE AN APPEARANCE AT WHAT COULD ONLY BE DESCRIBED AS POSSIBLY THE GREATEST AND LONGEST RUNNING SPATE OF HOUSE-PARTIES THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN!!!!
DARE NOT APPROACH WITH THE CALM AND COMPOSED SOCIAL FACADE YOU HAVE BEEN PATHETICALLY WEARING OVER THE MAJORITY OF YOUR CHILDHOOD YEARS, BUT ONLY THE WILL TO RELEASE YOUR INNER DEMONS AND TO GET AS FUCKED UP AS HUMANELY POSSIBLE TO THE POINT OF SELF-INDUCED PARTY PARALYSIS...
HEED NOT AND YOU WILL BEAR THE WRATH OF THE FILTH... IT WILL ENGULF YOU, SMOTHER YOUR SOUL AND SPIT YOU OUT LIKE THE SALIVA-COVERED RAG-DOLL YOU ARE...
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
P.S we will be serving tea and scones
NOV 10TH 8PM
4 comments:
I just heard Lube isn't going, is there any point in having the party still?
OMG are you serious! Lube isn't going... my parents just died and thats still the worst news I've heard in years!
I'm fully not going if Lube isn't going
It is quite a shame
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