The Tuna Crew are WATCHING YOU!!!

This is a message to all affiliated with the Central Coast Salmon:
The Tuna Crew (TTC) are watching you. We know where all of you live and we're going to FUCK YOU UP!! Tuna are bigger, stronger, smarter and we are going to kill every last one of you! You better have eyes in the back of your head you fishy fuckers!! who the hell likes salmon anyway?!

Big Tuna Daddy,

Myspace.com

Who ever has a personal Myspace website or knows someone that does , please either leave a comment with the link or just email centralcoastsalmon@hotmail.com with the link, and I will add a link on this page.

Hopefully we will be able to have a link to anyone and everyone that has a Myspace account on the Central Coast.

If you dont even know what www.myspace.com is, just click to find out.

I added Chongies Myspace link on the right just to give an example.

dr suss's take off (funny)

"hey pam you stupid dyke i have somthing you may like, have you tried green bongs and spam? have you tried them cram i am" I have not tried green bongs and spam, i would not could not pam i am"pam dont make me fuck your leg, im on my knees here to beg...have you tried them with a rat? have you tried them with a cat?"I would not could not with a rat i would never have them with a cat, i would not have them here or there i would not have them anywhere, i do not like green bongs and spam, i do not like them pam i am"
please i ask you for just one toke, come on bitch you fuckin joke"i would not have them here or there i would not have them anywhere, i do not like green bongs and spam, i do not like them pam i am"would you have them with your mum would you let me give you some?" I would not could not with my mum, id rather cop it up the bum, i would not could not with a rat the same goes for a bloody cat, i would not have them here or there i would not have them anywhere, i do not like green bongs and spam, i do not like them pam i am"
you think you are so fuckin tough once you try you wont get enough, it really is top grade stuff, at least let me check your muff"i dont think i am so fuckin tough, stop it now ive had enough i would not with a rat, i could not with a cat, i will not have them with my mum i will not let u touch my bum, i would not have them here or there i would not have them anywhere, i do not like green bongs and spam, i do not like them pam i am. "Pam i just dont understand, at least let me have one quick look at your flange"cram ive told you here and there crap i have told you everywhere i only smoke spun bongs with ham, im a dirty dike my name is pampam you sluty trailer trash, let me lick your dripping gash, come on pam get on your back, My friends at school called me flash"
the end ...(fin.)





CREDITS

author: ryan P rabbit wilson director: dr suss
lunch boy: lennox
pams husband: tom
shit kickers: tim, scott, hodge
illistrations: wating for traygo (shitkicker,mudguts shit face)
fuckbuddies: lube grug and everyone else, (john ando nick cil all them dick heads)

ideas guys: jake and wayne (fuck buddies)
theif: mundy

suck my dick you fuckin wankers!!!!

Dr. Seuss' Purity Test

Have you done it on a boat?
Have you done it with a goat?

Have you done it in a bed?
Have you done it with the dead?

Have you done it in the ass?
Have you done it, high on grass?

Have you done it in a car?
Have you simply gone too far?

Have you done it on the beach?
Have you done it with the teach?

Have you done it on your back?
Have you done it strapped to a rack?

Have you done it in a box?
Have you done it with a fox?

Have you done it in a tree?
Have you done it with more than three?

Have you done it in the rain?
Have you done it for the pain?

Have you done it 'tween the tits?
Have you done it wearing mits?

Have you done it packed in rubber?
Have you done it undercover?

Have you done it on a perch?
Have you done it in a church?

Have you done it with a virgin?
Have you done it with a sturgeon?

Have you done it with ropes and chains?
Have you done it while insane?

Have you done it on the stage?
Have you done it underage?

Have you done it with all your friends?
Have you done it in both ends?

Have you done it with your dog?
Have you done it on a log?

Have you done it under clamps?
Have you done it with the lamps?

Have you done it without style?
Have you done it with a smile?

Have you done it for all to see?
Have you ever had VD?

Have you done it on Mother's couch?
Have you done it in your mouth?

Have you done it while on tape?
Have you done it while out of shape?

Have you done it on live TV?
Have you done it whilst you pee?

Have you done it in the gym?
Have you done it on a whim?

Have you done it on a dare?
Do you really think we care?

Answer these and count your 'nos',
Pray this number never grows.

Fifty questions we asked thee,
Score times two is your Purity.

%Post your score as a comment%

More info, Less Pollution

Wilson and I are tired of being the only people who are updating this fucking website. There must be at least a couple more people out there on the Central Coast that have some information which they would like to share with us on the website. Parties, Events, News, Gossip... For christ sake, even if your Dog has a new girlfriend, we want to hear about it.

Send an email to centralcoastsalmon@hotmail.com and I will send you the instructions on how to update this blog. Its fun!! :)

As for the rest of you slackers out there... Want to buy some salmon??

Bizkit has a girlfriend!!

Yes thats right there is a new member to the wilson family> bizkit has a twelve week old black girlfriend her name has yet to be decided> my computer isnt letting me prett the full stop button> this stupid arrow keeps comin up> by the way the salmon started because azza mat and kyle were doing salmon dives into a pool< we then all got fucked up at lubes house and were laughing about it> we then pranked people asking for peter salmon< hodge dressed up in a glad wrap g_ string u know what im talkin about> anyone that reads this can u please send me an e_mail with ur addresses and phone numbers on it for party invitations! peace
wilson #one

Grug Going Goo Goo

Craig is going away next Thursday 19th May

If you want a chance to give him a kiss and a bumfuck goodbye please come for drinks and shit at his house THIS Saturday night, make sure you call him to let him know your coming. We will head into Terrigal after if you just want to catch up then.

By the way, ANYONE that would like to know how to add something onto the website please just email me (ryan_liubinskas@hotmail.com) and I will send you the details. This is for all those people who are heading overseas and would like to let everyone know what your doing... I will try and make pictures available soon as well, I know you all LLLLOVE pictures..... :)

A Shout out to Hamilton Island Salmon

This is just a quick message to all you cunts living it up on Hamilton Island. If you send us some photos I will try and put them up on the site. Other than that, tell us some of your stories of sex drugs and rock n roll.....