Dolphin for Sale ???

WTF!!!

http://wheel.blogs.com/ryan/2005/09/want_a_real_liv.html

Tigers Vs Cowboys

The grand final has arived in for the NRL. In this topic pick your team, first try scorer and the score. Who ever gets closest wins.

Rules

First try scorer = 10 points
Pick the score= start with 30 points, for every point you are off each teams final score a point is deducted from the original 30
Pick the team= 10 points
Pick best and fairest= 11 points

5 things to choose guys. Ill have a go first but mix it up a bit, there are alot of good players on the feild!!

Not at trojan hall !!!!

This is for all the spangers who think traygo and timmy's 21st is at the trojan, its not.

A shitload of people think that its at the trojan but if u read my post about it, it said im not sure if its the trojan or not so im telling you mo fo's it aint!!!

it's the rotary hall in terrigal if u go past the b-ball stadium, take a left then keep going and take first left then first left again down a sort of dirt road you can't miss the bugger, in a massive field, cyall there

$$Tom$$

Toms Ultimate Town, maybe coming soon..

Here is a few idea's I thought up when I was Bored for an Ultimate Town maybe I could create it on the coast somewhere.

Ultimate Town (Name Still Pending)

· Free drugs and alcohol (the most obvious but most important for an ultimate town)
· COWS EVERYWHERE!! And Lama’s too
· Clothing optional
· Free connies everywhere
· Shfifty five song as official anthem
· Massive casino/rave/pub/mcdonalds/paintball arena combined into one area in a big field (with cows)
· Lakes as streets (like Venice) except with jetski’s (possibly with paintball guns attached to the front)
· Fireworks show every hour
· Biggest shopping centre in the world that is actually a huge jumping castle some sort of anti-gravity machine

I need some more idea's to make this dream come true so cmon fags think of something good!!

A guy walks into a bar...

.... and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

CHEESEBURGER: $2.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH: $3.50
HANDJOB: $10.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to a meager looking group of men
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you
"I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs
"Yes," she purrs, "I am."
The man replies: "Well, go wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger!"

CCS PARTY TIMMY & TRAYGO'S 21st

Well, Its been a while since there was a post on here so i thought id break the drought and announce the party of the century Timmy & T-Bones 21st this friday night at terrigal, trojan hall i think but if im wrong ill let ya know...

Post if your going... haha sure your not anywayz

$$Tom$$

Wilson is now in Hammo

Wilson and Lenny

Wilson took off to Hammo without telling anyone on Sunday. You can tell by how RED his face is that he is getting good weather. He's coming back next Saturday for Lizzies 21st.

(p.s He doesnt take it up the bum)

David To The Rescue!!!!!!

George Bush's puts in the hard work

When George heard about the storm in N.O. he knew there was something he was supposed to do...

Go FISHING!!!

ROMA

Well....... Rome......Today me and jess successfully located every single fuckin ATM in the entire city of Rome!!! We arrived here this morning with 20 euro, once we got to rome we went to the ATM to get money out and it told us our card were invalid!!!what the fuck.....stranded in Rome with no money.....spent 5 hours wandering around rome looking for more ATM's thinking it was certain banks that didnt except our cards....well noooooooooooo. we later find out that visa's network has crashed and is unavailable throughout the whole of europe!!! doesnt that suck!!! anyway to cut a long story short now im at a hostel smashed and we are going on a pub crawl of Rome.... so il keep you posted.....wish mw luck......
peace out grug and jess
P.S. sorry about the random drunk post
stay classy........salmon

ITS COMING!!!

Thats right boys my birthday bash is nearly here.. If anyone has been trying to ring me my mobile unfortunetely got stolen on Saturday night but I will still have the same number as soon as OPTUS gets their fucking act into gear.

For anyone that missed out on an invite just meet us in Terrigal later as I'm sure with the AFL final on that day that everyone will be out. For all the boys, if you want some free piss get there early around 5-6.

I'm soooo fucking keeen!! If anyone has some cool tunes to bring along, be sure to remember!!

See ya all there...

Lube 04114 307 91

Grug In The Land of The Bloody Poms!!!!

Thats right for those of you who dont know im in London, sick of the bloody poms already especially seein as they are beating us in the cricket....whats goin on there??? anyway ive been here for a week now and i dont really like it, all its good for is goin out and drinking! but its really expensive. Its great to finally see Jess! we go to italy in 2 weeks for 8 days and then to germany for Octeberfest!!! yes thats right the biggest beer festival in the world....cant wait. Anyway heres a pic to keep everyone happy...



Oh and did I mention I went to Ney York on my way out of the USA I was only there for the day but i went into time square and that is awsome.....

Anyway ive gotta run but so everyone knows i have a mobile that you can call or text....wait for it.... the number is................... +447871797701 so I better hear from some of you chumps!!!

Go the mighty panthers!!!!! win it for me boys....

peace out

Grug