.... and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
CHEESEBURGER: $2.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH: $3.50
HANDJOB: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to a meager looking group of men
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you
"I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs
"Yes," she purrs, "I am."
The man replies: "Well, go wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger!"
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two peices of string walk into a bar.
First peice of string walks up to the bar and says "yeah, could i please get a beer"
The bar tender replies "sorry mate we dont serve peices of string here"
The first peice of string puts his head down in shame and walks out of the bar....
The second peice of string saw what happened to his mate, so he quickly makes a dash for the toilets.
The string then ties him self in a knot and scruffs his hair up in order to fool the barman...
the second peice of string walks up to the bar and says "yeah could i please get a beer mate"
the bar tender looks at him curiously and says "arnt you a peice of sting mate?"
The string replies to the barman...
Nar, frayed knott!!!!!
question...do you know what a Shih Tzus is
answer...a zoo without animals
What do men and pantyhose have in common?
They either cling, run, or don't fit right in the crotch!
why does 6 hate 7?
because it 8, 9...
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