Monday, December 25, 2006
Merry Christmas
We wish everyone a Merry Christmas
Get into the Spirit ya'll
yewwwwwwwwwww!
Thursday, December 21, 2006
New Years Eve
It has been decided that all the boys are meeting at John and Toms house in Sydney...
From there, whatever happens happens!!
Leave your comments and give ideas :-)
If your wondering about the picture... and why I put it up for NYE??
Its a fucking grany pulling a bong! its fucking funny! hahaha
Monday, December 18, 2006
Be Careful
The RTA has released details on just how it will all work. Police will conduct a preliminary oral fluid test through the window of the vehicle, requiring the driver to lick a test pad of the device. It will take about five minutes for the test results to be determined and if you test negative you will be able to drive away, but if you test positive you will be forced to leave your vehicle and go with a police officer to provide a second oral fluid sample in the police support vehicle. This will hold you up for another 20 minutes, and if you test positive again you’ll be prohibited from driving for another 24 hours.
The remaining portion of the second sample will be sent to a laboratory for analysis, and if the presence of one or more of the three drugs being targeted is confirmed, charges will be laid. A Court Attendance Notice will be sent within a few weeks with the charge of driving with the presence of an illicit drug.
The stance of the RTA is that drugs and driving don’t mix. Safe driving requires clear judgement, concentration and being able to react to what happens on the road and drugs affect all of these.
I find it funny how for something like falling asleep at the wheel they just ask to Stop - Revive - Survive but for something that keeps you awake at the wheel, they say your being too dangerous?
Saturday, December 16, 2006
cilia usa so far
Thursday, December 14, 2006
Wednesday, December 13, 2006
Blues Fest "07"
The LineUp
THE ROOTS!! Ben Harper, Dave Mathews Band, John Mayer, Missy Higgins, Wolfmother, Bo Diddley, Taj Mahal, Tony Joe White, John Butler, Kasey Chambers and plenty more
Days Adult
5 Day $370
Thur,Fri,Sat $230
Fr,Sat,Sun $275
Sat,Sun Mon $275
Thur $100
Fri $120
Sat $120
Sun $120
Mon $120
V.I.P - Daily Only $100
I think Cilia has put his hand up to get tickets so lets get some numbers and days you wanna be up there.
Chandrika and Lube will be up there at Fruit Spirit so put your hand up if you want to stay there.
Tuesday, December 05, 2006
Friday, December 01, 2006
Wednesday, November 29, 2006
Monday, November 27, 2006
Sunday, November 26, 2006
Salmon Everest!!!
Saturday night at about 2:30am Grug, Lube, Wilson and Chops did a mission that is one for only brave kids....
We drunk (between us) a case of burbon and a botch of scotch and had a stupid idea to climb a tree.....This tree ended up being one of the pine trees down the main street of terrigal...we needed proof though, so we signed all our names on an Aussie flag and put the salmon symbol on it and took the motherfucker up to the top of one of the trees and attached it for all to admire but also as a symbol of the salmons authority over the coast....We own this motherf#$%&! place and we F@#$%& know it.
The CHALLENGE:
Design the official Central Coast Salmon flag & win the prize of joining the salmon as they Scale (ha ha) up the biggest pine tree in terrigal and the most noticable one just off the terrigal bridge. These climbs are done at own risk and are stratigic. Leave a comment if you would like to be apart of the ultimate view of terrigal and a part of history.
Flaunt IT @ Largo
Grant Smillie AKA TV ROCK will be hitting Key Largo for one night only. This is one of only two NSW appearances for Grant over the xmas/new year period except sold out events like "Field Day" so gather up your friends and come "FLAUNT IT" with TV ROCK!
Saturday, November 25, 2006
Late Night's thoughts with T.Robinson
So tell me my little Salmon Warriors, who are your hero's??
Pendulum are touring...
If you havent heard of Pendulum, they formed mid 2002: three musicians from Western Australia.
Intelligent dance floor music: that could tear a dance floor apart at the seams yet still have a deep long-lasting impact on enthusiasts. The individual members behind PENDULUM have been active in Perth's live music scene for several years. Anscenic and Speed played together in the acclaimed Perth band Xygen, while Elhornet has been DJ-ing at clubs, raves, and festivals in Perth for over 5 years.The initial result of the collaboration was the seminal 'Vault', released this year on the highly respected 31 Records UK.
Since being signed to the industry's most prestigious artist agency, PENDULUM have performed everywhere from the UK and Europe, North America, The Middle East, Asia and Australia. At present, the tracks continue to destroy dance floors across the globe.
2005 will see PENDULUM release their debut artist LP on BREAKBEAT KAOS, a project that the UK's mainstream magazines are already calling "the one to watch" (Mixmag 2004). In the two years that the PENDULUM collaboration has been formed, the group have turned the Drum & Bass world on its head, whilst opening the eyes and ears of thousands to their Australian beats.
These jungle/drum'n'bass/break beat mofos will be playing at the Big Top at Luna Park on the 26th Dec... This will not be a show to miss!!! click below to buy tickets:
Click Here for Tickets
Nice one,
Johnny
Thursday, November 23, 2006
Lyrics Born & Pigeon John
It was one of the most energetic pumped up crowds I've ever seen. Anyone living around the Metro would have thought that there was some kind of earthquake lasting more than 2 hours...
LB went through 3 tshirts as he just didn't stop pumping up the crowd!
Pigeon John was his regular cheeky self with clevor lyrics that seem to get the audience jumping and laughing at the same time.
There were a few younger Salmons there which got me thinking... what the fuck happened to that additional Salmon Member we were supposed to announce??
I think its time to introduce the next generation of Salmon Members help represent the area...
Tuesday, November 21, 2006
Tenacious D are coming..
Friday, November 17, 2006
Thursday, November 16, 2006
Zee Update
Tuesday, November 14, 2006
Monday, November 13, 2006
Lyrics Born, Pigeon John, Nick Toth
W&W - Sydney \ Wednesday 22 Nov 06 \ The Metro
Lyrics Born - “He spews syllables with the speed and syncopation of a jazz singer over backup tracks evoking 1970's soul.” NEW YORK TIMES
Pigeon John - ‘This is the most fun you’re going to have listening to hip hop this year‘- 3D World
Gimme Some More! Compilation mixed by Nick Toth -' Gimme Some More is without a doubt one of the strongest compilations out there today, anywhere in the world’ - 3D World
Its a must see!
Friday, November 10, 2006
Tasty Treat
Stoners Really Satisfy!
The Division of Forensic Toxicology, Armed Forces Institute of Pathology (Rockville, Maryland), recently received two apparent candy bars labelled as Stoners and Buddafinga, that were visually similar to the commercial candy bars Snickers® and Butterfingers®.
Following a multi-step liquid/solid extraction workup, analysis confirmed THC equalling 21.6 and 29.8 milligrams in the submitted bars.
Coming soon to a vending machine near you!
Monday, November 06, 2006
Saturday, November 04, 2006
Call to Arms
It's on at this cool new venue called the forum which is near the Horden on the 11th of nov so next saturday night, tickets only $20 so let us know if u wanna come and i'll grab one for you, I understand that Metal is definately a caviar and there's a lot of haters out there but you gotta see these f*ckers coz of their talent for what they do...... and hopefully bash some emo'z, tom..
Friday, November 03, 2006
BEASTIE BOYS @ GOOD VIBES 2007
All Pre-Order tickets are now sold out.
General tickets will be on sale from 9am Monday November 6th.
Sat 17th Feb – Centennial Park, Sydney
Beastie Boys
Jurassic 5
Timo Maas
Cassius
Nightmares On Wax
Desyn Masiello
Rahzel
DJ Yoda
Cut Copy
Ursula 1000
London Elektricity
Fort Knox Five & Thunderball
DJ Dan
Kraak & Smaak
Cicada
Wednesday, November 01, 2006
Must...Beat.... The Poms!!!
WE MUST GET OUR TITLE BACK!!!
London has officially hosted the world's biggest pub crawl, snatching the record from the small regional Queensland city of Maryborough. A final total of 2278 registered drinkers took part in London's world record attempt on October 14, just 41 more than officially attended Maryborough's record-setting attempt in June this year.
So to Win... we need more than 2500 people willing to do a pub crawl!! Do you think we can do it! I KNOW WE CAN!!
Maryborough said the Brits' success had made organisers determined to hold an even bigger pub crawl next year and bring the title back to Australia. Lets hold it on the Central Coast Instead!!!
Monday, October 23, 2006
VOTE VOTE VOTE!!!!
Go to http://www.gallianostuntguys.com/stuntguys.html and VOTE for CLING WRAP BOOGIE!!!
Friday, October 13, 2006
Thursday, October 12, 2006
BDO TICKETS ON SALE 9AM TOMORROW!
Where: Sydney Showground Olympic Park Thu, Jan 25 2007, 11:00am
The Line Up!
Tool
Muse
Violent Femmes
The Killers
Peaches & Herms
My Chemical Romance
Spank Rock
Jet
Eskimo Joe
Scribe
Evermore
The Sleepy Jackson (Aus only)
The Herd (Aus only)
The Spazzys (Aus only)
www.bigdayout.com
Tuesday, October 10, 2006
He likes to drink soo much he even thought he could take on Ed... the Kiwi.
Ed thought bad for Marcel so he said
"I will have swigs of the bottle, and you only have to have shots. "
They started with 3/4 bottle of bourbon and by the end of the bottle, Marcel only had 4-5 shots while Ed had swigged his way to the dreggs.
THE WINNER: Ed! By K.O.
Monday, October 09, 2006
Galliano STUNT MEN!
By making it into the top 10 for the "Stunt Guy" we had to peform our dirty trick at the Palace on Coogee Beach, Sydney.
Wilson, Grug, and Lube were put into a room in the VIBE HOTEL in Rushcutters Bay, dance our asses off at the Empire Hotel until 3 in the morning, leaving the hotel at 6 in the morning to wait around all fucking day at Coogee Beach in Sydney.
We had to be there by 6:30AM but our stunt wasn't on until 6:30 PM!
Thank fuck for Mundi and Brendo who had the guts to join the party late in the evening. We soon learned that you CAN drink all day (7 beers, 3-4 vodka shots, jello shots) and still LEGALLY drive when Brendo and Mundi, who were nicely shitfaced when we picked them up, blew only 0.03 (mundi) and 0.04 (Brendo) into the breathalizer before the stunt!
The stunt went as spastic as we expected, doing the Hoff... Glad wrap style... turning grug into a cacoon... then falling to the floor only to have Wilson jump on him and yell Stacks on!
VOTING BEGINS OCTOBER 23RD - SPREAD THE WORD!!!
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Wednesday, October 04, 2006
Wrapped!
Ok... So we're in the TOP 10
Basically Grug Wilson and Lube (Anyone else that is willing to join in is invited to dance with us!) will be down in Sydney this Saturday morning/lunch at the Galliano "Stunt Guy" Event.
DANCING IN GLAD WRAP - NOTHING ELSE!!!
We have to do some kind of act, dance in the crowed or just be idiots (that'll be easy)... with about 100+ people there + everyone on the beach watching + NATIONAL TV!
To add to this, we have to be sober!
We need Suggestions to make this the winning stunt, we have to win this prize otherwise it all goes to shame!
We need suggestions... NOW!
Tuesday, October 03, 2006
We've been shortlisted!!!
CALLING ALL SALMON and FRIENDS!
We have been shortlisted for the Galliano Dare competition!
Our dare is to have a night out in the city with Glad wrap as our clothing - I have been informed that the conditions are that we will be on the beach instead with a small dj stage - but its a family event so it will just be small (ish) - I am fucking keen as to win this prize - We need to reply with names and shit by TONIGHT!
Spread the word and get back to me - 04114 307 91
The Price - Ultimate boys weekend to Melbourne worth over 7 grand!
The evolution...
socracosweese....
After a second sample and a little pondering in the salmon pond....the evolution continues...
cheesacosweeme...
sweemacosour...
sour sweemaco...
And after a final third sample and 3 packets of jatz.... the evolution came to a pinacle!!!
SOUR SALMON SWEEMACO!!!
Give it a go boys...It'll rock your world!!!
chillax
Grug and wilson
grilson
wilug
wug
gillson
grugilson
Sir Grugilson
Time for another bong....catch ya boyz
yeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!
Salmon Smako!!!
We have just sampled jess's new dip!!! the latest of her latest cooking inventions....
1 Part Sour Cream
1/2 Part Taco Seasoning
1/4 Part Sweet Chilli Sauce
100g grated cheese
1 pinch salt/pepper
Either we are both really stonned or this is the greatest dip ever invented....so we have decided to bottle it up and create a franchise but first we need to create a name.....
Heres what weve got to work with...
sour cream taco sweet chilli cheese
Monday, October 02, 2006
NEW YEARS F@#$%& EVE!!!!
I (peter) was just proposing that we all swim down stream to the south coast, u guys know i have connections, back in the dam...so yeah heres the deal!!!
I have organised, a mad double story pad, at Mollymook (just outside of Ulludulla) for the salmon to "ponder" or become "smoked" for a couple of days over NEW YEARS EVE
Dates:29 dec-3rd jan
Theme:Salmon
Cost:...Petty....food and alcohol..... The Salmon leader...I...Peter.... have summoned up my south coast brothers and they have agreed to cover the accomodation for us warm water dwellers, I might see u boys in the surf some time soon....If your lucky!!!!
Peace out
Peter Salmon
Wicked!
Anyone that didn't go.... missed out!
Johny will upload his photos and movies soon, keen an eye out :-)
Thursday, September 28, 2006
Vote !!
Log on (Or Register) - www.threedworld.com.au/dma
Then VOTE!!!
Kid Confucious - BEST URBAN ACT!!!
"Having spent the past four years as an unknown quantity, the band's excellent self-titled album (released last month) has seen them pick up plenty of attention." - The Age.