Kiwi walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:
"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."
His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find thats a sheep, you idiot"
The man says "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you"
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What did one kiwi statue say to the other kiwi statue??
"Statue, bro?"
God your funny tom, thanks for last nite you were awesome!!
OH JIP JIP!!!
I've got a piece of MARZAPAN for your Jippy!!
We're all out of MAYONAISE JIP JIP!!
Q. how do u save a kiwi from drowning?
A. take your foot off his head
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