Sunday, December 25, 2005

Merry Christmas to all my Salmon Brothers

Twas Christmas day and all through the house,
There was not a sound not even a mouse,
Can't wait for breakfast,
That will be grouse hahah

Bacon, Eggs, Toast and other shit
I could smash a rissole....nah....oh yea, a bit
All my Salmon boys opening their prezzies
While the maggoted ones are still dreaming about lezzies

Christmas has always been a day for giving
And makes us thankful that we are living
But even when countries are plagued with famine
I still only give a fuck about the Salmon

LOVE YA BOYS!!!!!!!!!

MERRY F**KING CHRISTMAS!!

$$Mince$$

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

MERRY CHRISTMAS to you to TOM and MERRY CHRISTMAS to all the Salmon Crew !

Last night was a frenzy.... 45MIN WAIT in line for a bloody drink!! wtf is that.

Hope you all get wicked gifts from Santa and now let us rejoice and concentrate on getting wasted for NYE!! PEACE out boys!

Anonymous said...

So touching Tom, Merry Christmas all you mutha fuckas...you're awesome, let me give a shout out to all those salmon who aren't around right now. Let me say we miss u guys and come back soon.

Xmas Eve beeery, SO SHit but SO Good, i love feeling this way on xmas day...*burp*

Anonymous said...

I couldn't sum it all up any better...

Funniest post in a while.. MINCE you mad dog!!!

Anonymous said...

Merry christmas salmons i had a massive one yesterday and am still going today, SANTA is watching you!

Anonymous said...

Hey boys I hope santa was kind to you today. Lots of recovering to do after last night, but Ill be fresh and ready for NYE.

Anonymous said...

yeh well i said... lube your a good bloke... same goes to wilson and etc.... YOU know who i mean.... :D but hey if you have to w8 that long for a drink.... you may aswell go hit some puss puss up on the way and get them to w8.... :P haha only joking.... youll have to get it 4 them otherwise there will be minimum performance... :O ok well neways hope you had a good chrissy blokes... as for the girls same to you! :P