Where The F*#k is Lube....

Hey Lube you alive dude? have you been arrested yet? We want pics and updates...

Traygo is having a kid

COME FORTH CHILD OF SATAN AND BRING YOUR METALNESS TO THE SALMON!!!!!


If its a girl we should have an arranged marriage to lenny's kid. I reckon you could get lenny's kid for 3 goats hahahah

NYE 2007/2008

Sydney New Years Eve December 2005
Originally uploaded by Tom_Lohdan

So fuckers... whats the plans?

HOF Halloween Party

IMG_1966
Originally uploaded by Central Coast Salmon.

Nuff Said

THIS SATURDAY

HALLOWEEN HOUSE OF FILTH


HALLOWEEN IS UPON US, AND NOW IS THE TIME TO WREAK HAVOC ON ALL THE UNSUSPECTING LITTLE CHILDREN WALKING THEIR SEEMINGLY SAFE NEIGHBOURHOOD STREETS!

THIS HIGHLY ANTICIPATED EVENT HAS HAD ALL OUR MINIONS WAITING IMPATIENTLY IN THEIR DARKENED CLOSETS, DESERTED MOONLIT BACK-ALLEYS AND WRETCHED SEWER PIPES, RIDDLED WITH THE STENCH OF FESTERING CORPSES AND DECAYING FLESH...

OUR ARMY POSSESSES AN UNBRIDLED PASSION ONLY SURPASSED BY THEIR LUST AND GREED FOR THE FILTH, AND WHAT BETTER WAY TO UNLEASH THIS FURY THAN TO MAKE AN APPEARANCE AT WHAT COULD ONLY BE DESCRIBED AS POSSIBLY THE GREATEST AND LONGEST RUNNING SPATE OF HOUSE-PARTIES THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN!!!!

DARE NOT APPROACH WITH THE CALM AND COMPOSED SOCIAL FACADE YOU HAVE BEEN PATHETICALLY WEARING OVER THE MAJORITY OF YOUR CHILDHOOD YEARS, BUT ONLY THE WILL TO RELEASE YOUR INNER DEMONS AND TO GET AS FUCKED UP AS HUMANELY POSSIBLE TO THE POINT OF SELF-INDUCED PARTY PARALYSIS...

HEED NOT AND YOU WILL BEAR THE WRATH OF THE FILTH... IT WILL ENGULF YOU, SMOTHER YOUR SOUL AND SPIT YOU OUT LIKE THE SALIVA-COVERED RAG-DOLL YOU ARE...

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

P.S we will be serving tea and scones

NOV 10TH 8PM

SOUNDWAVE, BITCHES!!!!

Soundwave festival is a metal dripping, ear exploding, eye-ball detonating, brutalic and shredgasmic day of Neck-snaping head-banging, sweaty moshing and flailing fight pits. Feb 24th in newtown park or something. Early bird tickets are out now and only $99, did i mention that INCUBUS will be headlining alongside THE OFFSPRING. Satisfaction Garunteed, If satisfaction is not acheived for some reason, harden the f**k up..

The Offspring
Incubus
Social Distortion
Killswitch Engage
Coheed And Cambria
As I Lay Dying
Shadows Fall
From Autumn To Ashes
Bleeding Through
Carpathian
Still Remains
Divine Heresy
The Fall Of Troy
Motion City Soundtrack
Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
Chiodos
Saosin
Plain White T's
Jim Ward(Sparta)
Scary Kids Scaring Kids
Cartel
Boys Like Girls
Mindless Self Indulgence
Mewithoutyou
The Dear Hunter
Sugarcult
All Time Low
The Starting Line
Kevin Devine
Mae
The Receiving End of Sirens
Socratic
Halifax
Haste The Day
My American Heart
Madina Lake
The Matches
Envy on the Coast

Anyone got plans for this weekend??

Coz I have a good idea. let's get freakin drunk!!

Nth Thailand Escape

Ko Chang Island, Thailand
Originally uploaded by Hartfried Schmid

We're heading to North Thailand in 2007 for our annual escape.

No costs yet but I will give you an estimate for your budget. We need to discuss dates and travel plans first before we book anything in.

Flights: $1200
Accom: $150-350
Food/Travel: $200
Misc: $100

TOTAL: $1800 and you should be fine.

Dates: We should do the week before Christmas, so leave around 15th December and get back around the 23rd.

I've set up a trip on Facebook for more precise updates so if your not on there already fucking hurry up and sign up. No excuses!

More information to come once we get some confirmed peeps. Yew!

............

possibly the funniest thing that has ever happened, happened to me this morning.

I had a can of coles cola (un-opened) sitting next to me on the bus on the back seat when the bus driver stopped suddenly at the bus stop just before wynyard. The can flew off the back seat and rolled down the isle bouncing off various peoples feet as I got up to try and stop it. The already shaken up cola came to rest underneath and old asian couple one of which proceeded to step on it accidently. As the cola spun around like a little firework it hissed and sprayed sticky cola all over their pants, jacket and the people across the isle. I fuking lost it, I very nearly pissed myself laughing and I had to run off the bus. It was on the windows. fuking everywhere. One woman actually shreiked, she probably thought it was a chemical bomb or something.

Tom

PARKLIFE 2007

Picture 167
Originally uploaded by Lube's Life

187 pics up... Save and add the ones you want to your facebook.

Bentleigh House Warming

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Originally uploaded by Lube's Life

Who: Lube now lives in Neutral Bay

When: 19th October 2007 (Friday)

Where: Bent Street Neutral Bay

What: No Theme, just come and get drunk and we'll kick on in the city.

If you want to sleep, let me know as there is plenty of room.

INVITES ONLY as I need to know the numbers.

BDO 2008 LINE-UP!!!!

HERE'S THE LINE UP FOR 2008 BOYS, GET YOUR TICKETS ON THE DAY AT THE MINUTE. THEY'RE ON SALE ON THE 10TH OF OCTOBER, NOT SURE WHAT TIME. PROBAS ABOUT 9 A.M.

****** THEY WILL SELL OUT WITHIN 5 MINUTES SO GET THE FUCK ON THERE AND GET ONE *******


Rage Against the Machine
Björk
Grinspoon
Arcade Fire
Hilltop Hoods
Billy Bragg
Paul Kelly
LCD Soundsystem
Sarah Blasko
Faker
Midnight Juggernauts
Dizzee Rascal
Something with Numbers
Battles
Cut Off Your Hands

10TH OF OCTOBER DON'T FORGET OR YOU'LL BE PAYING $250 ON EBAY!!!!!

RATM @ BDO '08'

rage_against_the_machine
Originally uploaded by musicjot

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!

RATM HAVE SOLD OUT AT THE ENTERTAINMENT CENTRE... BUT WILL BE HEADLINING AT BIG DAY OUT!!!

FUCKKKKKKKK YEEEEEHHHHHH

Parklife 2007

Parklife 2006
Originally uploaded by bennygill123

AWWWWWWWW FUCKING YEH!!!

Whats the Pre-Fucking our selves up plans?

Night in Newtown

FOR GABES BDAY

Groove Armada or Chemical Bros for NYE 07/08

There has been rumours but no confirmation for either of these two Knock out fucking acts to be at Shorething - Bondi this year!

I will be there for either of them, anyone else?

Salmon Boys

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Originally uploaded by Lube's Life

I think this is a pretty sweet shot from the wedding (Thanks Jess)... I was thinking of cropping it and printing a couple off... would anyone be interested in having a copy?

Comment if you do cause I need numbers!

Traygo & Lana Stewart

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Originally uploaded by Lube's Life

TRAYGO's Day

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Originally uploaded by Lube's Life

Thank you to Wilson for coming up with the idea of a Fridge to Fridge for Traygo's BUX day/night/day/night......

THEME: Tight - Bright - Capes

TRANSPORT: Bikes

Click here for Video

Wilsons -> Toms -> Through Terrigal (Video Coming soon)-> Grugs House -> Lubes House -> Cilia's House -> Lukes House -> Tezza Pub -> Back to Wilsons House -> (GROUP SPLIT) 1/2 to Tezza Pub -> 1/2 to Largo

HOF PARTY PICS

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Originally uploaded by Lube's Life

House Of FIlth Party - Anything Music

HOF PARTY!

Scaning is Fun =D
Originally uploaded by ●яаѕніď.

MAKE SURE YOU DRESS UP AS ANYTHING MUSIC!!!

you can come dressed from a style of music from a certain genre eg reggae, hip hop, metal head, electro kid (that’s a bit too easy for some people) country and western, rap, hippie, punk, broadway musical, blues brothers, jazz, aboriginal, YOU NAME IT!

as long as it has something to do with music, you can come in... if you come dressed casually, you will be forced to drink all the alcohol that you have brought within the first hour. I AM NOT JOKING! dress up, or get maggit heaps early and be kicked out. your choice.

INVITES ONLY!!!

WE HAVE ARRANGED SOME VERY SPECIAL PARTY GUESTS TO BE PRESENT FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT:

THE GAUGE BREAKERS:
The gauge breakers are a trio made up of dj’s LT (Miles Carrick) & Damn Right (Dan Wright) alongside Senõr Carlos (Carl Swaab) on percussion. These guys are the newest act to hit Sydney this year, playing a mix of deep & funky house at venues such as Candy’s Apartment, Moulin Rouge, Chinese Laundry, World Bar, Gas Nightclub, Junkyard 54 and House Arrest. A mix of electro and uplifting progressive house, what they like to call "Progressive Electro Funk", combine all this with one mad man on congo’s, bongo’s and a djembe and you have the Gauge Breakers...

YATESY:
Recently playing at Vendetta after Timmy Trumpet a few thursdays ago and also the one before last Sounds On Sunday opening for Bang Gang, Yatesy will be making an appearance at the next House Of Filth! playing anything from tech, electro, acid, and minimal house, this fella will be sure to bring the mother fuckin house down...

BYO DRINKS FUCKERS - BRING YOUR DANCING SHOES!

HOPE TO SEE YOU ALL THERE! LOVIN THAT SHIT...

If tuesday was a person I would punch it in the face

Comments? queries?

Shove them up your mum of I will shank you.

BLAHHHHHH

blah is a bodyboarding movie made by jess' brother ryan... check it out



blah teaser from Ryan Barry-Cotter and Vimeo.

POKER NIGHT!!!

POKER NIGHT!!!
Originally uploaded by Lube's Life.

Pics are up boys and gals, click on the pic to view more.

CLICK THE PICTURE!!!

Coin Slot

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Originally uploaded by Lube's Life.

This guy wanted a ciggy...

I told him you can have one if you put a coin down that slot...

He did!

MASSIVE WEEKEND COMING UP (of doing nothing)

Who wants to join me on the coast in doing absolutely nothing this w.e??

A few beers at tezza pub at the most.

Im feeling very lazy.....

come out you pussys

Hey salmon and hof kids, this is to everyone.....come out and join Wilson and Lisa having a bender in the city this Saturday, we are playin it by ear but might end up at TANK or something along those lines... let me know if anyone is keen to meet up with us at some stage for a big one!!!! also NEWCASTLE is on the cards in a few weeks if anyone is interested, let me (this post) know. party party party everyone fuckin party!!!!

Tuesdays

I fucking hate tuesdays. You know why?

You don't have the monday energy

Your not even at wednesday yet

Your 2 days of thursday which isnt even the end of the week

And friday night is nearly 4 days away

Fuck you tuesday, fuck.... you.

Cookie Monsters

HOF Cookie Monsters Munted off their brains.. two great hero's of our generation.

COOOOOOKIE!!

Seseme St. Cookie Monster eating a phone...... One of the great hero's of our generation.

Bucks Weekend

Traygo is getting married on the 1st of September 2007. He will be the FIRST salmon to wed so we have to give him a last weekend as a single man to remember.


Wilson is organising the weekend so if anyone has any queries suggestions or can help in anyway phone him on 0402424836.

The plan is already underway and is as follows;

STAGE ONE

Fridge To Fridge

9am: Wilson's house, (a place where Traygo lived for a year and a half) Big breakfast and beers, kitting up with outfits and safety equipment.

10am:Depart Wilson's house in flock of bikes, looking like total freaks down the road to Tom's parents house.

ETA 10:10am: Tom's house, more beers (bout 2 or 3) scratch of the nuts and a few games and back on the road

10:45: Depart Tom's house, slightly drunk and rowdy, destination Grug's house


ETA 11:00 am: Grugs house, beers will be icy cold and were goin to get pissed in his unit or the look out on barnhill (depending on numbers) slam 2 or 3 beers, then start the 3rd leg of the journey.

11:30: Depart Grug's house head for Lana's parents.....(she will like this cause they will keep an eye on traygo) Slam a few at hers then hit the road for the 4th leg, by this time quite pissed.

12:00 Depart Lana's, and head in a sloppy pack (hopefully unscathed) and ride our beasts to the park opposite the pub, adjacent Terrigal fire station. DT Johnny's parents will put on a BBQ and some piss for our lunch break.....we can have a rest....by smashing a few more beers, and getting a feed into us.

1:00 Depart the park and make our way into Wambie

1:30 arrive at cilia's to cap off the morning with a few beers and prepare for whats to come.....


STAGE TWO

this stage isn't confirmed as of yet, I (Wilson) have a few ideas, but someone holler me if they got a cracker of an idea, keeping in mind we will be absolutely trollyed by this time.

IDEAS

*beach party, surfin etc.....
*put put/driving rage
*game of cricket
*more drinking games
*pub/beery

STAGE THREE

We have had a vote between a few of us on where to stay that night, it was between;

Name Score

Country Comfort 2
Star of the Sea & 1
Crowne Plaza 0

It has yet to be booked but so far Crowne is is winning
Vote in this comment box to vote, comp shuts 30th June


We are going to chuck in to get a room or 2, food, drinks accommodation and entertainment (cough cough)

Comment the shit out of this box everyone, also vote if you think we should slap traygo with a cold Salmon on the beach at night when were MUEY!!!

CCS HOODIE

Some Ideas

THUMBS UP!

I just want to give a big THUMBS UP

to all the little salmon who dressed up and

made saturday the best party the HOF

has ever had!!!!

Rug up kids or you'll get the sniffles

Anyone that is heading down this saturday, BRING WARM SHIT!!

All is welcome to stay there is heaps of room but don't forget it freakin FREEEEZING!!

Socceroo Madness

Shy at the urinal?

Heres JOHNNNNNY!

PARTY AT THE "HOF"

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN AND MORE LADIES!!!!!


Saturday the 16th of June: BIG FARKIN PARTY!!


Why?: COZ TOM AND WILSON ARE 22.5 YEARS OLD (nearly)


Where?: At my house idiot! who's asking these questions??


I ask the questions, fucker. Now why should I go?: Coz my house is big, i got a big stereo with a pool table and a dungeon. There will be heaps of fun people looking like idiots all drunk and shit.


Theme?: Dress your partner, so choose a partner your coming with and you both have to dress each other in whatever you tell them. Bonus points for rediculousness!!


How do I get there?: 28 Longueville RD, Lane Cove. 5 Mins up the Pac highway from Chatswood. Bring plenty off piss its gonna be an all-nighter.

This is a quote from lube about this party:

"BIGGEST EVENT OF THE YEAR..... IF YOU MISS THIS... YOUR NOT A SALMON! .... AND WE WILL SHOOT YOUR BALLS OFF WITH A SHOTGUN... " ...........I believe him.

Salmon Sports

Riewoldt In Form
Originally uploaded by Waltzing Broomhilda.

Since most of the Salmon are getting back into their sports after many years off... we now have a Salmon Sports heading down the side.

Along with "Game Times" which inform all you punks when we are playing.

Just in case you want to come along and cheer us on!

If you play for a coast side and want your info up, email us at ccsalmon@gmail.com

Grug's on iTunes

Thats right!!

Our very own G-Rug is in an iTunes ad!!

HAHAHAHA

Get your rocks off at CANDIES!!

Get your rocks off in the cross this saturday night!!!!

Massive crew heading out, most likely to Candies Apartment or Moulon Rougue for an messy one, so chuck a sickie or even call in dead coz you can't miss this one!!!

Drop a comment if your in and we'll get names on doors

GET A FARKIN DOG UP YA!!!!!!!!

If your keen for something on Friday night come check out...

They're back!

The GRUG is back

Grug
Originally uploaded by Central Coast Salmon.

Grug returns from overseas tomorrow (Friday) morning. No plans made as to where the catch up drinks will be but I'm sure it will be at Terrigal Pub or Terrigal Beer garden and there will be some funny stories told.

BTW - I wouldn't be writing this message myself if some or ANY of the American crew would actually get off their lazy drunken asses and write to us. Farken cunts!

FFE Pics up

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Originally uploaded by Central Coast Salmon.

Michelle has uploaded some pics from Fire For Effect's first gig last week.

More to come

The US of A

Salmon Crew checking in....
Its Captain Grug, Sir Wilson and Grand Master Mince here, only 3 days into our trip and its fucking insane already! We are stayin at venice beach california, first night here we hit up Hooters in Santa Monica, heaps of beer heaps of chicken and heaps of hooters!!! that place rocks!
Second night went rockin the suburbs in a mack daddy stretch Bentley, we cruised hollywood, sunset strip, Rodeo Drive and we all got fucked up in the limo, it was mad. Dont have any pics to upload yet but we are workin on it! we have to get blotto....catch ya.

Oh and did I mention Grug Just won $7000..... Fuck yeahhhhhh..... Lets Get Mewy

UNITED FUKING STATES OF AWWW YEAH!!!

Hey salmon what the crundingles is going on???

America is shredding so far we've been chased by a crazy mexican on a bike, seen someone arrested (about 20 mins after we got here), got mewy with random yanks, seen massive jugs in hooters and been tipping everyone to the bewlshit (coz you have to).

This place is fuking crazy boys wish you all were here its absolute insanity, so much shit to buy in venice beach. But the funniest thing is that i realised i've played missions here in GTA hahahahahahahahahha so blotto. we've all got moby's so we'll call you soon

AWWWW YEAH!!!!!

Salmon in America

Emirates Takeoff
Originally uploaded by DigiDani.

One of the biggest ever Salmon adventures is about to take off.

Wilson, Tom, Nick, Cooke, Chongie, Ando, John, Grug and Jess are flying to Los Angeles tomorrow morning. The plane leaves at 9 in the morning and we arrive in LA at 6 in the morning so were actually going back in time 3 hours so ill be "tripped out" before i even get off the plane.

We will be hangin around LA/ Hollywood for about a week, surfing, scootering and hopfully snowbording in the callifornian ranges as there is snow all year around.

Personally im going to spend a fair bit of time near the beach. Following LA's one week stint we are flying down to Mexico, Cancun.

This place will be the holliday of the holliday, staying in 5 star villas right on the beach. Cancun is where all the americans go for spring break so its bound to be pretty busy there, but we just miss the peak of it which is probably a blessing in disguise. We will be doing a couple of day trips, snorkeling eating tacos, and getting smashed off tequila and coronas 24/7.....

We stay in mexico for a week before heading to New York, this im sure will have the "wow" factor, we are going to try to do it pretty cheap, were staying in youth hostels so we can meet other people our age and we have a bit of money left over for shopping!!
i really dont know what were going to do in new york, but i will be like "holly shit, im in newyork".....From there we fly back to LA i think.

We will be hiring a car or 2, doing a roadtrip so we can stop into all the small little "diners" and smaller populated towns to trip the shit out of people with our aussie accents, we plan to drive through
"Death Vally" the Grand Canyon. This will be all deserty and shit but im sure we will figure out something to do for 3 days of road trippin.

Finaly we hit Vegas for about a week before headin home, do i really need to say anything about Vegas? You all know were going to get hell blotto, were actually staying in a 600ft pyrimid with a tractor beam on the top, you have probably seen it in various movies, well its 5 stars and about $58 a night, it has a built in Eye Max theater for christs sake.

Hopfully we all have a safe trip and get back home to the rest of our salmon.

I'm Ryan Wilson, wish me luck.

Fire For Effect

Firestorm
Originally uploaded by _catch12234.

So most of the salmon is heading over to the USA for a month this friday. To cellebrate, we are and doing a gig and getting absolutly magget afterwards.

i think the jam sessions kick off at around 8 but were not on till 9:30 and should be finished by 10ish.

name of my band: Fire for Effect (9 30- 10pm)
time:8-10ish
where: Dekk bar
when:11th of april
cost: there might be a small door charge (they really dont tell us anything, or pay us for that matter)

its just an instrumental at this point, but it is the bands first ever gig and we will not forget the support we get. (ando is really nervous guys so we need lots of claps)

thanks , i hope to see you all there, and out at largo for a shit talking session and a bonvoyage drinking binge for the crew leaving.

THIS SATURDAY NIGHT!!

We have a pretty large crew going to this!
If anyone else is keen leave a message.
Greenwood on Sunday... should be a HUGE! Weekend.
www.myspace.com/lamelove

So you want to be a Salmon!

Someone asked in a previous post... how someone might become a Salmon member!

It's very simple, you get slapped in the face, with a cold, wet SALMON!

(about the size of the last one that is thrown at this guy in the vid)

Then... we get absolutely smashed on beer! Yewww!

Blotto anyone??

Anyone wanna get mewy at the HOF (House of Filth) this saturday night??
Why Not...

PIRATE PARTY!!!

Ando's bday
Originally uploaded by Central Coast Salmon.

Pillaging, plundering, buried treasure and bottles of rum - who doesn't love a pirate party?

This is also the last party before the boys move out of their Wambi Beach Shack!

Its gonna be fucking HUGE! No Blow ins, we've got massive beefed up security guards (i.e Joel and Wilson) to stop anyone uninvited coming in.

HOUSE OF FILTH CREW!

HOUSE OF FILTH CREW!
Originally uploaded by Central Coast Salmon.

Photos are up from Saturday night!

Greenwood - $3 drinks... Lame Love was played... El got fucked up

City - Tom, Jack, Wilson, Anaka, Shipply, Penny and Biz got fkucked up and partied at Moulin Rougue..

Came back... smoked joints at the golf club @ 6am watching people tee off...

Late Night Lube passed out at 12... Jarrod and Johhny danced on at the Greenwood... Jack had the best night of his life... Wilson and Jack had a biff (soft)....

GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

What The?

Stripey
Originally uploaded by Central Coast Salmon.

Does anyone know what type of Fish this is... Craig Landed it off The Haven (again!).

We call him bucky

(Check out the pics)

Metal Breakdown!!

This is a a tribute the the fattest metal breakdown your ears can ingest!!

WICKED MUSIC, FREE DRINKS, FREE ENTRY

Hey guys,

Mandarine Bar in the city is holding a new event called LAMELOVE, 396 Pitt St - cnr of Pitt and Goulburn.

Sat nite 7th april, doors open 8pm till late, DJs including TRIX GOODFELLA , HOFFY, SOTI, THE GOOBERS.

GUESTLIST - message johnny at www.myspace.com/johnny_mcgowan , free entry and free drinks until the tab runs out...

- NUMBERS LIMITED, GET IN EARLY TO AVOID PAYING MORE!!!

to check out the type of music, click below, i'm sure you'll love it

www.myspace.com/lamelove

Chongies Tennis Party - Pics

Smiles all Round
Originally uploaded by Central Coast Salmon.

Thanks Shell for the pics...

I'm sure there were others there with digi cameras?? Chongie, have you scaned those polaroid pics?

Send them all to ccsalmon@gmail.com a BRAND NEW ADDRESS!

Also... Leave your email address in a comment if you want to get all the details for posting shit up onto this site, and the photo site. Cheers