The Official House Warming PARTY!!!!

Wilson is having a party! It gets a bit lonely out in avoca so were chuckin a huey party!!



When: 13th of may

Where 22 cabbage tree Rd Avoca, 1st street on the right past the water tower



What time: 5 till 3am if not crashin

Theme: Get pissed



OPEN HOUSE!!!

Oh What A Night!!!!

We all survived the sydney mission but only just as Wilson gives his hazey version of the night.

Before...

" Well it wasnt just a night for me my whole weekend was massive...Friday night i got talked into going to iguana joes, i was reluctant because i knew i had a massive night in syd saturday but i wasnt working sat so i thought, why not? Well the night was alot later than i expected, we went to woodies after and got smashed all night...I remember going to sleep at like 7 30 in the morning.....11 oclock sat morning hommo comes in with a beer for me and says "get up were on a bender"..i said "fuck off im sleeping" so he comes back 5 mins later with a bongo.... that got me up.

Tom's

So now it was basicaly a few hours till we headed down to syd, i was still drunk from the night before but what can u do, mundy and sean hadnt had a wink of sleep and hommo was starting to go crazy....We decided to go to toms before the city, he lives in Artarmon so its like 20 mins away, very convenient. We smashed a case of crusiers and grug had a whole bottle of sothern comfort before we even left toms....We ended up getting more beers before we reached the city.

Sydney

When we got to the city, we got off at town hall and had a couple of beers in a place called the "windsor" if i remember correctly but it was ful of old seedy men so we decided to go..

We ended up walking all the way to the harbour, dont ask me why it wasnt my idea... We were all smashed by the time we got there, it was about 12.00 but the night had only begun. We got into this club only to find out later it was an over 30's night, we all felt like kids, but we ended up stayin there for halvies, and in that time we worked the bartender pretty hard. I have no idea what that club was called, but ill go for T-k3 or something weird...

KINGS CROSS, SYDNEY

We were all gettin shitty with walkin around so we hailed about 4 or 5 taxis and all did a massive convoy to the cross, Kings cross. We got there and someone was like "follow me" so we did and we were waiting in this line to get into "YU" for about 20 mins and i got the shits and managed to talk everyone out of it!! Apparently it was pretty good, 2 of our crew ended up getting in an hour later.

We all met back as a full force at (hang on ive just gotta check the stamp on my arm) "The Enmore". I can remember being in the line behind Grug, and i could see the security talkin about how smashed he was, when we got to the door they said we were way to pissed to get into anywhere, and not only that he we were chewin our lips off at the time. So we ducked to the afl pub next door smashed a couple of beers then got straight into the enmore, (security guards cant remember anything for more than 5 mins down there) That was probably one of the funnest places, because it was filled with normal people and not people going nuts. I think we ended up staying there about 2 hours, i was buying doubble burbons and i can remember dancing on a podium and getting right into the music even though it shit!!! Everything was just good that night for some reason..hehe

We left the enmore at about 3 i think and walked across the road with all the boys into some strip joint called "Show Girls" A few of the boys had never been to one before so it was a bit of a reality check. I was surprised that there was cute girls striping in the cross, we ended up chatting up a few and got some free lap dances.. We also paid for heaps i dont know why... Then someone had a cracker of an idea and said lets all chuck in and get a private show, so we chucked in about 10 bucks between 8 of us, and this girl took us all into this booth out the back and went absolutly crazy, she was quite hot, but it was weird for me cause i was having a normal conversation with her when she looked like she was gettin her self off...Work is work i guess.

Back to Tom's

I think we had a beer or 2 on the way back to toms, we ended up gettin to his at like 6 30, and we all silently sat and let the sun burn the shit out of us for a couple of hours till someone said "hey lets go"
and we went home, Special tribute to Grug though who pushed him self to the limmit, passin out and getting lost then spewing all the way back to toms....he ended up getting to toms a few hours after we left, and lucky he did because we forgot marcel, who passed out in one of toms friends rooms! I didnt sleep all sunday till 9 30pm, and here i am in bed in the fetal position with my lapy under my dooner at 8 30 in the morning, feeling a bit guilty about having a sicky.....but who cares!! it was all worth it.
Thanks for a great night everyone that came....some people ended up only spending 20 dollars and had a good one, i cant say that for myself.. but for those who dogged it or couldnt come....Next time ur there B-ach!!

Luv you all Ryan Wilson

The End

Listen up Mother Fuckers

Wilson and Tom
Originally uploaded by Central Coast Salmon.

Over the weekend you might have received a message from Tom, it was so good that I think everyone should hear it, its one for the pool room...

"Listen up Mother Fuckers! Big Mince is going to fuck your shit up, SYDNEY STYLE! Keep next Saturday the 6th free coz mincey is going to drug and alcohol fuck your brain into a small, cookable pattie and fry that shit up!

I don't give a fuck wat we do! The Cross! The City! The Harbour! Who cares??? its the fucking city, we can be fuckwits and never see them again! I wanna fuck a tranny in the of the road, I wanna shoot up smack into my eyeball in a dark alley, I wanna fight cops and talk shit to randoms all night!!

Lets get proper fucked and show these Sydney cunts how we do it in the salmon!

Yewwwwww!!!

Something to Consider

hiccupp
Originally uploaded by snailbooty.

The most toxic recreational drugs, such as GHB (gamma-hydroxybutyrate) and heroin, have a lethal dose less than 10 times their typical effective dose. The largest cluster of substances has a lethal dose that is 10 to 20 times the effective dose: These include cocaine, MDMA (methylenedioxymethamphetamine, often called "ecstasy") and alcohol. A less toxic group of substances, requiring 20 to 80 times the effective dose to cause death, include Rohypnol (flunitrazepam or "roofies") and mescaline (peyote cactus). The least physiologically toxic substances, those requiring 100 to 1,000 times the effective dose to cause death, include psilocybin mushrooms and marijuana, when ingested.

Definition of Unlucky....

Groundburst
Originally uploaded by dingadingdang.

A 71-year-old man who went outside in the rain to pick up the Sunday newspaper plunged into a cesspool in his front yard, and his son and neighbor were sucked in when they tried to help.

The victims escaped, two with the help of firefighters, covered in raw sewage but not badly hurt.

www.wastedblog.com

Lenny turns 21

Lenny turned 21 on Sunday, Click Here to view his pics and leave him birthday wishes.

Glo in the Dark Tats

Anyone up for Glo in the Dark Tats??

Mat Cilia's 21st

Yummy
Originally uploaded by Central Coast Salmon.

I'm not going to say anything.

Absolutely nothing..
I'll leave completely to everyone that was there, to share their stories through comments!! Leave your birthday wishes as well if ya want.

Click on our "CCS Flickr" link on the right to view photos.

Bonnies sign guard Fereti

Rising Higher..
Originally uploaded by TiMm1.

ST. BONAVENTURE, N.Y. - St. Bonaventure signed a pair of junior college teammates to National Letters of Intent on Wednesday. Zarryon Fereti, a 6-foot-4 shooting guard from Central Coast, New South Wales, Australia.

Over Fereti's two seasons at Southern Idaho, he made 128 three-pointers and helped the Golden Eagles to a combined record of 57-13. His sophomore season, Fereti averaged 14.3 points, 4.0 rebounds and 2.7 assists per game. Southern Idaho's third-leading scorer, he made 77 three-pointers in 32 games (2.4 per game) and shot 34 percent from long range as well as 81 percent (93-115) from the free throw line. Fereti scored 20 points or more six times with a season high of 33 points. As a freshman in 2004-05, Fereti averaged 9.6 points and shot 42 percent (51-120) from three-point range.

Visit - http://gobonnies.cstv.com/

Its all fun and games till your kids fall in the sewer

SHATTERED!! cya kids.........

Official House Warming Party!

Wilson is having a party! It gets a bit lonely out in avoca so were chuckin a huey party!!



When: 13th of may

Where 22 cabbage tree Rd Avoca, 1st street on the right past the water tower



What time: 5 till 3am if not crashin

Theme: Get pissed



OPEN HOUSE!!!

Anzac Day Races

Start of The Honey Bee Stakes
Originally uploaded by Rock and Racehorses.

Last ANZAC day the Gosford race track was the place to be. $50 for entry and all you can drink.

Grug told me that you can't buy tickets to the "Free Beer" section anymore, or its sold out??

Well that fucking sucks!!!

Who is going? Is there anyone going that isn't in the "free beer" section?

What else is there to do?

HAPPY EASTER!!

They Taste Even Better Than They Look!
Originally uploaded by Sister72.

So what is everyone up to this long weekend?

Voted Best Joke of the Year

Sheep, Halcombe NZ, Mar 2002
Originally uploaded by maddoglintott.

Kiwi walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:

"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find thats a sheep, you idiot"

The man says "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you"

Peter Salmon & Bums/hoeboes Pissup

alkohol
Originally uploaded by sint.

We all might be in for a treat very soon with Peter Salmon rumoured to be making a return for our House to House Bum and Hoeboe pissup.

Not many people know who Peter Salmon is but he is the original founder and creator of the name Salmon. He is an alter ego of one of the Salmon Crew and wears only Gladwrap for undies.

As far as I can remember (which isn't much) Peter was calling random people outta the phone book at around 2-3AM in the morning, trying to sell Salmon to unexpecting customers.

I think the deal was "1 Salmon for $5 or 3 for $10"

We have got footage of this somewhere (which is fucking hilarious) but for now I'll leave you with our new Mascot icon.



p.s If you can create a better one. GOOD ON YA... WE DON'T CARE!!!

New pad & House Warming

Wilson, Shipley and Scott (and brett) have moved out. Party this coming saturday, to warm the house....lets get muey, everyone is welcome to crash!!! hope to see you there luv the boys xxoo

Fridge to Fridge Salmon Style

The fridge to fridge planing side of things has moved along nicely.
There has already been a rough track drawn up that is defiently possible to do.
However!!! Put your hand up if you live in the North avoca/terrigal/wambie area and we will be able to make the track even better(and easier).


All we need is
wheels....








Some designated pit stops.....
And a shit load of beer!!!

should be aprox $10-$15 per head

date yet to be confirmed, maybe around cilias b-day so timmy and hodge can join in the fun!!

We want to get as many people as possible so tell your mates all are welcome, check the site for regular updates...

Theme: Bums and hoeboes

Drugs are bad ... Mmmm K

marijuana leaves
Originally uploaded by JesseWarren.

I came accross this on the web.. I find it fucking annoying how people talk so much dirt on Pot! What harm has it ever done to you!!

Anyway... it gives these hints to parents when their Child gives them excuses for using marijuana.

“Marijuana makes you mellow.”
Not always. Marijuana use is associated with violent behavior. Kids who use marijuana weekly are four times more likely to engage in violent behavior than those who don’t.

“If I smoke marijuana, I’m not hurting anyone else.”
Marijuana trafficking is a big, often violent business, at home and abroad. And if you get caught, it will really hurt your parents.

“It can’t cause any real problems in the long term.”
If you’re smoking marijuana, you could do things that jeopardize your future, like having sex or getting in trouble with the law.

Source: Anti Drug Website

SOO basically this is saying that if you smoke pot, your going to make your parents upset, your going to be voilent and your going to jeopardize your future by having sex???

WTF!!!

HAPPY 1ST BIRTHDAY SALMON SITE

You say it's your birthday...
Originally uploaded by Poopypants.

Wednesday, March 23, 2005- CCSalmon.blogspot WAS BORN

So it's been a year, shit where the fuck did that go...

We might get together and look through the old posts and find the funny ones through the year... for memories sake... and post them up over the next few days!!

Over 7000 Visitors to the site and plenty more to come.

Central Coast Salmon for life!

Body Implants

Alright you metal heads... heres something new for you to do to your bodies...
Lookout Breast Implants, here comes BODY IMPLANTS!!!






Body Implants (pictures)

Central Coast Salmon

Question : lube can you get a link for all the salmon members, so people that are officialy salmon have a way of proving it... Just like names, with our salmon number, address and ph number, probs with a little photo or somethin, dunno... get back to me m$#%&#@ker

Answer: There ya go Wilson...

I've also made up a couple banners... not sure which one you all want?

Leave a comment everyone... we need feedback on which one to choose!!!



Also boys! Send through your emails and/or websites (myspace or blogs) through to my email by clicking here

Beer Garden - Tonight!! GRUGS BACK!

Snowcone!
Originally uploaded by Lube's Life.

Its going to go off...

Tonight at the beer garden in Terrigal, Craig Farrugia and his misses Jess will be returning from their year trip overseas.

Not sure what time he gets in but he will be at the beery tonight catching up with everyone.

BE THERE!!!

OOOOPS!!!!

Motor Bike hire for the Day........RM 30.00

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Damage to hired bike..........RM 200.00

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Damage to other vehicles.........RM 500.00

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Medical Bills.........RM 350.00

Damage to Ego...........Priceless!!!!

Some things money cant buy......But for the rest..... Where the fuck is a mastercard when i need one????

Yep stitches can be extremely painfull especially in the nose where there is fuck all skin and when the dont have any anesthetic what so ever!

Yeah yeah laugh it up....anyway this will be my last post before i arrive home on wednesday, cant fuckin wait. I leave here on sunday then im in transit till i get home see you all then.

P.S im ok now....

Catch ya

Sammy Hallett is going to Hamilton Island!!!

One of the newest members to the salmon, an international 6ft 6' kid from England has been living in australia's finest, the central coast. The entire time he has been in australia he has not been south of of Sydney or North of Newcastle so its time for him to check out the Whitsundays and crew up with the hamilton Salmon who im sure will be showing him a crazy time.
If Sam can get his shit together he is planning on leaving this coming monday, so to celebrate his departure (just jokes going to miss you) Wilson will have the boys over Saturday night for a few drinks. Good luck buddy enjoy the tropical climate u red faced pom!!

from the Salmon

Central Coast Mariners

Sydney FC 1 / Mariners 0

SYDNEY FC won the inaugural A-League grand final, claiming victory with a much improved second-half performance at Aussie Stadium. STEVE CORICA scored a fine goal to give Sydney FC a 62nd-minute lead in the A-League grand final as Dwight Yorke became increasingly influential.

Lets start aiming for next year!!

More news at www.news.com.au


Did anyone go see them play?
If so how was it?

Steak and Blowjob Day

Blowjob accessible
Originally uploaded by Riude.

March 20th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day".

Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it.

FOR MORE INFO - Type "March 20th" into Google

Thanks to Ellen for finding this for us!

2 Weeks To Go!!!

Only 2 weeks boys and i cant wait..... Malaysia is wicked fuckin hot though!!! anyway just thought id put a few pics up to make you jelous!!!

Check out the beachfront bar 10 seconds from our resort and cheap as shit!!


Resort pool with swim up bar!!!

Gotta luv fireworks..... you can get some big mother fuckers too..... about 300 bottle rockets will cost you about $5 AU, and im telling you blowing up coconuts its twice as fun as it looks!!

Me and Jess at the beach...

Monkeys on the beach....cheeky little bastards too...


Anyway I guess il see you boys in 2 weeks.... oh and whos house is the fridge full of woodstocks at??? il be there wednesday arvo...
Keep on swimming salmon..... preferably not up stream!!!!
peace out
grug

Future Music Festival '06

Sewed
Originally uploaded by Ellenvangeel.

Date: Sat 4th Mar, 2006
Time: 12:00 pm
Venue: Randwick Racecourse
City: Sydney
Cost: $89 + BF

Couple of the Sydney crew are going so I thought I might mention it. I aint got no funds so I'm out...

Armin Van Buuren . Erick Morillo
Markus Schulz . David Guetta . Steve Angello. James Lavelle (Unkle). Max Graham. Blackstrobe (live) Kai Tracid. Tocadisco. Technasia (live) . Coburn .
Dylan Rhymes . Lee Coombs . Ali B
plus many more to be announced!

www.inthemix.com.au/whatson/show/26522

Grugs new drink of choice!

liquid gold
Originally uploaded by speedM.

The Scotts have done it! They have succesfully made a Whisky strong enough to put Grug on his arse...

"Two spoonfuls of this liquor is a sufficient dose; if any man should exceed this, it would presently stop his breath, and endanger his life."

Twelve barrels of this world's most alcoholic whisky is enough to wipe out a medium-size army.

With an alcohol content of 92 per cent, the drink may not be the most delicate single malt ever produced but it is by far and away the world's strongest.

(www.news.com.au)

Sydney Mardi Gras

Mardi Gras Season is off to a tragic start
Originally uploaded by rossfun.

Sydney comes out to party for the world’s largest night-time costume parade. Gays and lesbians, an integral part of the city, organise through volunteers an extravaganza that is a hallmark for this city.

The 28th Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras Parade is themed "I Believe", as over six thousand entrants and believers strut, dance, skip, ride and shimmy down the Golden Mile in the name of tradition, celebration and protest.

The best vantage points of the parade will be along Flinders Street. There will be no public viewing of the parade at Hyde Park.

Consider walking or taking public transport to the Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras Parade as road closures will be in place throughout the area. Detailed information on public transport can be found at www.131500.com.au

P.s For anyone that has met Marcel.. he is Leaving back to Germany in 2-3 weeks. We came up with the idea to go to the Mardi Gras, not cause he's gay cause he isn't, more because I've heard its the best Carnival in the World!!!! I've personally never been to the Mardi Gras and I think it would be loads of fun... excuse the punn.

CCMariners in the Finals!

Thats Right! The Central Coast Mariners have won the last 12 games straight to earn themselves a place in the Hyundai A-League Grand Final at Stadium Australia this Sunday.

For tickets go to www.ticketek.com.au - They are around $45 each.

Who's Keen?

Singles Ball @ Luna Park

Some of the salmon boys are heading down to luna park to try their luck on the dance floor... There is a desperate and dateless ball being held in a fuction center on the harbour at luna park this saturday night(tonight). If anyone wants to go, contact tom 0422579766.. Tickets are $100 for free alchie and free finger food.

After party is at toms in Artarmon. Hope to see the salmon there!!!

False Alarm!!!

Hey ho, Grug Checkin in!
Now I no I said I would be home on the 8th of april, but unfortunately thats no longer the case, so I hope you havnt already planned a huge party or something!
So right now im trying to figure out how to type on a chinese keyboard....fuck me its taken 1/2 an hour to write this, but im gettin better! Im sittin in hong kong airport waiting for jesses flight to come in....yep still got 4 hours to go! But i found this free internet, well i think its free.... i just sat here and started using it.... come to think of it there are a few hong kongians givin me funny looks, it could just be the boardies and thongs trippin em out, its sweet but cause i just pretend i dont speak chinese or english!!!! great!!!! Anyway your probly wondering what the fuck im doin in hong kong????? Well as i said im not comming home on the 8th of april any more ill actually be home on the 15th of march!!!! yep only 3 weeks now boys...... couldnt handle england any longer so we are going to Malaysia for three weeks and then home! And it just happens to be a wednesday night , so everyones chuckin sickies for about a week and get on it like mongrels at lago.... I dont think im band anymore.... probs wont last long haha!
Oi trippiest thing ever on my flight, to cut a long story short, I saved the day! This old dude callapsed in the isle and the flight attendants started fully freakin, they were askin if there was a doctor on board and shit, i fixed him up and they were stoked so they moved me to first class for the last 6 hours of the flight! sippin on champagne and henessey, stoked!!!
Anyway cant wait to see all you boys, and those hamilton salmon you better come home for the weekend, if not i might have to plan a visit!
Il try and keep you lads posted from Malaysia.....
Grug signing off.....
GET A DOG UP YA!!!!!!!!!

Good Vibrations 2006

Good Vibrations 2006 - 15
Originally uploaded by stevenonley.

It was fucking fantastic in more ways than one!

Big Sammy and Vinnie strolled straight through the gates with my ticket stubs.

Freq Nasty went off in the Laundry room!

AND there was plenty of EYE candy to be seen, as you can see -->

We need a bigger crew for next year!

Hamilton Island Salmon!

Hamilton Island Salmon Crew Now have a blog!

www.hisalmon.blogspot.com

Good Vibes

It's Good Vibes Tommorow and as my roommate gets all his shit together ready for it, im lying in bed studying casino shit wondering how im going to get up at 3am and deal cards to pissed idiots all morning...

I think i speak for everyone when i say have fun you sons of bitches!!

How about a sunday arvo piss-up or something? im having VB withdrawls.
mince.

GRUG RETURNS!!

Grug & Traygo
Originally uploaded by Central Coast Salmon.

... on Saturday, April 8th 2006.

but right I need to say HAPPY 21st BIRTHDAY!!

The man himself just gave me a call, it was 4:30AM on his birthday, February 13th, and he is still awake!! The party animal says his missing everyone loads and can't wait to get back.

He won't have a welcome home party like Wilson and Toms to arrive to, but I'm sure we can come up with something!

Happy Valentines Day

Valentine
Originally uploaded by Mr Jaded.

Hope everyone gets laid!